Royal Jubilee concert

Oh FUCK

Time to GO HOME everyone

 

I love It Must Be Love. Has a lot to do with it being mt boyfriend's favourite song though. He doesn't really care about music strangely.

 

OH MY GOD

 

Peter Kay was last funny in 2004.

 

Has he actually done anything of note since that X Factor spoof thing?

 

"I got all my sisters with me"


...Unless you're the Queen

 

That's VERY GENEROUS.

Hasn't every comedian who ever worked with him gone on record to SLATE the FAT FUCK?

 

!!

 

But mainly

 

AS IF this tired COMMON NORTHERN SCHTICK is funny or APPROPRIATE! DO ONE!

 

Right, I'm officially switching over now.

 

Dear old Alice Barry has some CHOICE WORDS too.

I thought he did alright there truth be told.

 

Oh I hate this just For Men wearing cunt

 

I think we all should have after Kylie to be honest

 

I hope we aren't being 'treated' to 20 minutes of this CUNT.

 

I'm listening to this farrago on Radio 2

IT'S MAD IN HERE, says Jo Whiley

I'VE MISSED MADNESS, writes Doreen in Chiswick

 

The Princess Royal giving Macca a look

 

How was John Lennon with the royal family? If he'd not been shot would we get him doing the beatles medley followed by Imagine? Because i really would prefer that.

 

DO THE FROG SONG

 

He rejected her. For her Auntie.

 

I'd actually prefer to watch the Luka Magnotta video than a Paul McCartney concert.

 

"For our last number, I'd like to ask your help. Would the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands. And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery." - Royal Variety Performance in London (4 November 1963) attended by Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother, and Princess Margaret.

 

Archbishop Rowan Williams is off his box.

 

Oh. I'll put him down as a MAYBE for the parallel universe jubile concert then.

 

Now i do like this one.

 

The stage looks really good now its dark.

 

I've turned to sherry. Just do the one with the frogs, already.

 

Paul's vocals seem a bit iffy tonight.

 

I've always liked this one

 

Such an ILLUSTRIOUS BACK CAT (ALLEGEDLY) and yet he always wheels his BOND TRACK out. It is a mighty fine song in all fairness.

 

Visually this is all a bit LONDON RIOTS 2011

 

It's a crowd pleaser (and fantastic to boot).

 

Oh here comes Hey Jude then.

 

Oh my

 

Oh WHY

 

OH BLA DEE OH BLA DA or whatever it's CALLED?!

 

There's some awful vocals from him tonight.

 

Oh the SHAME

 

Just what the NIGHT NEEDED. Paul McCartney doing cod reggae.

 

I think I just caught some terrible virus simply by stealing a glance at the rabble.

I hope Annie makes me her new cause.