RuPaul's Drag Race Rate Results

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  1. Phoenix

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    Six seasons

    Seventy four queens

    Six winners

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    But only one queen rules the hearts of Moopy

    None of the regular judges were available as Michelle is too busy in the Big Brother house, Ru is too busy talking about being zen and Merle is too busy as a talking head for ET (the entertainment show, not the alien). Instead you have me as your host for this sickening countdown.

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    A record of 17 votes were submitted and now ladies, start your engines and may the best woman WIN.
     
  2. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    God Sharon is revolting
     
  4. straightorbroken

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    It would be nice to say she's serving some Opus III realness, but I think we all know she's not.
     
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    Chad not being included in the line-up on that photo :)
     
  6. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    I didn't even NOTICE :disco:
     
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    Admittedly, I briefly confused Sharon's and Ms Michaels' faces for a second but *shrugs*
     
  8. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Only Tyra and Raja look good in that photo. Jynkx's (however you write her name) hair is horrid and Bebe is giving me RUANIMAL (by Coco) vibes.
     
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    Is Bebe's the same outfit she wore for that catwalk with the enormous Lion King mane of hair? If so, I bet that stretch material is honking at the crotch.
     
  10. Phoenix

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    74. Penny Tration (1.0000)
    73. Serena Chacha (1.5882)
    72. Phoenix (1.7059)
    71. Alisa Summers (1.8235)
    70. Venus D-Lite (2.1176)


    What a bunch of forgettable cunts. Penny Tration won an online contest to get into the show. Phoenix came in wearing a horrible outfit and spent the rest of her short days in the competition looking like she smelled something bad. Venus D-Lite looks like Madonna and threw a fit over her ornament smashing technique being replicated. Alisa had a DUI. Serena is the only memorable queen, mostly for being super shit in her drag and also for getting on everyone's nerves and uttering the classic line "to the other queens...read a book"
     
  11. Doodvid

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    Milan not last :disco:
     
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    Serena Cha Cha really was a TERRIBLE ROTTER.

    "Soft sculpture" my fucking arse :grr:
     
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    On the subject of Serena, what was it she did or said exactly to rouse the other queens so badly on that Untucked episode where they all attacked her, beyond calling them ghetto and uneducated? I seem to recall it being a single word blurred or muted out.
     
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    Pennytration seems about right. Very regional.
     
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    :ken:
     
  16. Phoenix

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    69. Milan (2.2353)
    68. Mystique (2.4706)
    67. India Ferrah (2.5882)
    66. Monica Beverly Hillz (2.5882)
    65. Kenya Michaels (2.8824)


    Character actor Milan found no love on the show, taking her wig off regularly during her lip synch (to the disgust of Michelle), she actually couldn't act and her Diana Ross remains one of the more bizarre takes on the famous diva.
    Mystique liked to make up stories about going to the mall with her girlfriends, not eating fried food and her mum being potentially kidnapped by Mexicans. At least she can claim the first classic Untucked moment to her name.
    India was blah. Monica (with a zee) dissed Ru but even before that she really was quite awful. Kenya looked like a 14 year old girl and acted like 24 year old prostitute and just made my skin crawl generally.
     
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    They all look like stds in a wig, but at least we're getting hateful rather than forgettable now.
     
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    Predicting a NPB victory.
     
  19. Dark Carnival

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    Serena Chacha's best moment:

    SHUT YOUR ASS DOWN AND THE SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH :disco:
     
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    Gutted Mystique isn't last, but still glad to see her not that far from finishing last. Same goes for Kenya 'the ICELAND of enchantment PUERTO RICO' Michaels :manson:
     
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    India's best moment came during her entrance when she turned out to be wearing the same outfit as Venus *SHOCK HORROR*
     
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    UGH. Kenya! Look at that MAN CROTCH. JUST LOOK AT IT. EW. NO. BYE.
     
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    Suedey PROUD MADAME X FAN

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    I'M FROM CHICAGO!!!!! :evil:
     
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    London.... Paris..... *FART*
     
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    Kenya was such a disgusting, annoying little shit..should have come last. But where is Jade Jolie and Morgan? They're just as vile.
     
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    Serena Cha Cha not being last! <3
     
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    64. Lashauwn Beyond (3.0000)
    63. The Princes (3.0000)
    62. Sonique (3.0588)
    61. Kelly Mantle (3.0588)
    60. Honey Mahogany (3.1176)


    Lashauwn had some promise but Ru didn't seem to have time for her, she should have lasted an extra episode or two IMO. The Princess was dull as dishwater and seemed awfully full of herself. Soninque just seemed unpleasant.
    Kelly was a shock first elimination for me, she stood out the most on those intro videos they do but then for her entrance she wore a horrible ode to Minnie Mouse and croaked "let's rock and rolllll" and it was over.
    Honey likes caftans and appeared for two seconds on Looking.
     
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    The Princess is the most miserable contestant the show has ever had. I don't remember her enjoying herself at all.
     
  29. Phoenix

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    Well there's Vivienne Pinay still to come if we're talking miserable.
     
  30. Dark Carnival

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    Lashauwn's drag wasn't that bad, she lacked star quality. The Princess and Sonique weren't remotely interesting. Kelly was shit and I wasn't surprised she gone first, I do like that has some humour with the bacon song she did for the dress that got her eliminated. Honey was shit and thought she was actually good, which made it worse. One of the worst entrance looks EVER, the only thing she was serving was MAN.
     
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    True, she mistook off-the-rack for being fish. I do like a red wig though.
     
  32. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    LaShawn's only achievement was coining the phrase "THIS IS NOT RUPAUL'S BEST FRIEND RACE". Aside from that, dull as dishwater.
     
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    Kelly was only good for Gia's reactions to her - both "nothing to gag over", and of course "maybe it's not for you?"
     
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    59. Magnolia Crawford (3.1765)
    58. Jade Jolie (3.4706)
    57. Vivienne Pinay (3.5882)
    56. Madame LaQueer (3.7059)
    55. Rebecca Glasscock (4.0588)


    If you're gonna be shit, then do it the Magnolia Crawford way. She came in, was awful to everyone, had a shitty attitude, refused every lifeline thrown at her during the judging and then got kicked out. I respect her commitment to awfulness, also not every queen can rock hijab realness.
    Jade apparently did porn, I assume it was aimed at the blind. Vivienne was miserable and unpleasant. Madame was so delusional, it was a bit uncomfortable to watch. Rebecca came in wearing jeans and a t-shirt and was generally shit.
     
  35. VoR

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    Jade Jolie was like a Care Bear Cousin with a heart of HATE. Vile.
     
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    omg! That hijab drag alone by Magnolia deserves a 10 :D! That face, that pause :disco:
    I had no time for Jade, but at least she was the reason we got *dramatic pause* BACKROLLS?!!
    Vivienne was a miserable little shit as it's already been said, but is a great sidekick to Alyssa (God she really is the Queen of everything :disco: )
    Rebecca is just plain awful. No style. And a cunt.
     
  37. VoR

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    Raja's succinct read of Magnolia at 5.55 here is possibly his finest achievement.

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    My God I've already forgotten half of these queens. I went through all of them when I did my rate last week and now I could swear that I've never heard of Rebecca Glasscock before!


    <3!
     
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    54. Morgan Michaels (4.1176)
    53. Roxxxy Andrews (4.1176)
    52. Akashia (4.1765)
    51. Mimi Imfurst (4.1765)
    50. Jade (4.3529)


    A bit of a toxic bunch in here. Morgan had the look (in drag) but was generally mean without all the redeeming qualities that made Raven so interesting. Roxxxy is the foulest queen to ever come on the show, the insecurity that shone through all her bullying of Jinkx was rather sad and her breakdown on the runway was extremely fake. Akashia was the original evil queen and even the judges acknowledged her bad energy.
    Mimi is a desperado, both times she was on she was a train wreck. I believe there's creativity in there but it's weighed down by all the desperation. Jade was fine, she had a big dick which made her sad because she couldn't tuck properly.
     
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    I despised Mimi on her season and subsequently on All Stars, however she can certainly produce the goods on occasion such as in her oft-mentioned Michelle Visage roast of '14. I remember being impressed by the Dark-Sided Dorothy act too.

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