Discussion in 'RuPaul's Drag Race' started by Phoenix, Jan 10, 2015.
Alyssa was funny, but aside from "…BACK ROLLS?!" her appeal was somewhat lost on me.
Now I LOVE Miss Alyssa Edwards but yes, she shouldn't be above Bianca or Raven.
I don't get the appeal at all! THICK AS!
4. Alyssa Edwards (9.8235)
There's a charm to Alyssa's delusions, I still can't get over the times she makes a god awful lame joke and then cackles as if she just killed it. I wish her and Coco didn't consume so much of season 5, she would have been much more interesting playing off other queens rather than the tedious back and forth with the face crack of the universe. In reality it does seem that she's actually a bit of a lazy bitch as evident by Michelle calling her and Laganja out because they didn't show up to the last cruise so I can't blame Coco for taking that crown. Alyssa Secret (she's a man, tee hee hee) can be funny but her legacy will always be "she was the one backstabbing me behind my back".
Fun Fact: Alyssa was tied at number one but was knocked to fourth after Raspberry Swirl's votes were counted.
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WELL DONE RS
Jujubee, Latrice and Alaska - WHAT a top three
I'm feeling a little "will you please shut the fuck up with your no drag knowledge..mouth" right now.
Alaska for the win.
In walks Coco Montrese... the face crack of the CENTURY
3. Jujubee (9.8824)
"Do you get my gist?"
Juju is just genuinely nice and funny, as mentioned before her and Raven make a great team (they were the best thing about the janky Drag U) and she's always ready with a witty comeback. It's a shame that both times she got to the finale she seemed to fall to pieces and was unable to become a rel contender for the win.
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I would totally read Memoirs of a Gay-Sha!
I've really ruined this for some of you, haven't I?
And what a top 2!
Two queens remain and Moopy's number two queen is........
2. Latrice Royale (9.9412)
"Good God Girl Get A Grip"
Latrice Mother Fucking Royale is amazing, if anyone acts a fool around Latrice she will put them in their place and there were many fools on season 4. Her blow up at the queens after the Snatch Game was glorious. She was the first big girl who felt ready to win all and probably deserved a place in the finale over Phi Phi.
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She's best known for her soulful lipsynchs but she's a fierce disco performer as well
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Which means our number queen is
1. Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 (10.0588)
Hieeeeeeeeeeeee, who would have expected that Sharon's boyfriend who was so desperate to get on the show would end up being the most loved queen to go on the show. It started pretty rocky with the water tank challenge but by the end of the season and after ditching the gruesome twosome she truly came into her own. Her (and Jinkx's) final acting challenge was amazing. She also blossomed after the show, ditching Sharon and just being funny and doing her own weird thing. I can't wait for her appearance on season 7.
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There's something very hypnotic about the Your Makeup Is Terrible video
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And this remains my favorite Alaska video
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Even Nails isn't too terrible
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I love Alaska but Latrice will always be the number one bitch in the game for me.
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74 Penny Tration 1.0000
73 Serena ChaCha 1.5882
72 Phoenix 1.7059
71 Alisa Summers 1.8235
70 Venus D-Lite 2.1176
69 Milan 2.2353
68 Mystique 2.4706
67 India Ferrah 2.5882
66 Monica Beverly Hills 2.5882
65 Kenya Michaels 2.8824
64 Lashauwn Beyond 3.0000
63 The Princess 3.0000
62 Sonique 3.0588
61 Kelly Mantle 3.0588
60 Honey Mahogany 3.1176
59 Magnolia Crawford 3.1765
58 Jade Jolie 3.4706
57 Vivienne Pinay 3.5882
56 Madame LaQueer 3.7059
55 Rebecca Glasscock 4.0588
54 Morgan McMichales 4.1176
53 Roxxxy Andrews 4.1176
52 Akashia 4.1765
51 Mimi Imfurst 4.1765
50 Jade 4.3529
49 Carmen Carrera 4.3529
48 Victoria "Porkchop" Parker 4.4118
47 Stacy Lane Mathews 4.6471
46 Nicole Paige Brooks 4.8824
45 Lineysha Sparks 4.8824
44 Delta Work 5.0000
43 Vivacious 5.0000
42 DiDa Ritz 5.2941
41 Phi Phi O'Hara 5.3529
40 April Carrión 5.3529
39 Darienne Lake 5.4118
38 Tyra Sanchez 5.4706
37 Sahara Davenport 5.6471
36 Mariah 5.8235
35 Jessica Wild 5.9412
34 Tatiana 5.9412
33 Courtney Act 5.9412
32 Ivy Winters 6.1765
31 Coco Montrese 6.1765
30 Milk 6.1765
29 Laganja Estranja 6.2941
28 Yara Sofia 6.3529
27 Jiggly Caliente 6.7647
26 Alexis Mateo 6.8824
25 Shannel 7.0000
24 Trinity K. Bonet 7.1176
23 Gia Gunn 7.1765
22 Raja 7.2353
21 Joslyn Fox 7.2941
20 Ongina 7.4118
19 Pandora Boxx 7.4706
18 BeBe Zahara Benet 7.5625
17 Chad Michaels 7.8235
16 Tammie Brown 8.2353
15 Ben De La Creme 8.2353
14 Sharon Needles 8.2941
13 Shangela 8.3529
12 Detox 8.4706
11 Jinkx Monsoon 8.7647
10 Adore Delano 8.9412
9 Willam 9.0000
8 Manila Luzon 9.0588
7 Raven 9.2353
6 Nina Flowers 9.2941
5 Bianca Del Rio 9.5294
4 Alyssa Edwards 9.8235
3 Jujubee 9.8824
2 Latrice Royal 9.9412
1 Alaska 10.0588
pleasing result. alaska, latrice and juju are all great.
ot: what is it about drag performers and singles?
What fabulous result! Alaska will always be my number queen. She is so amazing in so many ways...I even find her attractive as a boy. This is the kind of character Lady Gaga wishes she was!
As for Latrice; love her so much! I'd love her to be on shows like Orange is the New Black.
Latrice's exit speech is the most emotional moment of the entire show for me, even moreso than Ongina's revelation. Such a classy queen.
I think thats a really BRILLIANT Top 9. I know that Alyssa being Top 4 will seem bizarre, but she has a lot of fans here. I will always love her delusion, her quips ('I don't get cute, I get drop dead GORGEOUS'), and her FACE. She be giving me MUG FOR DAYS.
Bianca is clearly the funniest, most intelligent, maybe most polished queen to ever be on the show. I think her legacy will only come to light when we have a bit more distance from the show - I think she elevated the competition and the show SO MUCH.
Latrice is so classy, so wonderful and warm, so funny. I wish she had won, but her outfits weren't always the best. Like VoR, ADORED her exit speech, and 'THE SHAAAADE....... OF.IT.ALL.'
Alaska is AMAZING. THE END
Well, my beloved Jinkx might not have got the place she deserved but Alaska sure as hell did. Absolutely SENSATIONAL and I'd rate her highly for HIEEEEEEEEEEEEE alone
Bravo Phoenix for a simply sparkling countdown
We need an updated version of this post season 9.
i can't believe moopy rated raja lower than joslyn fox.
Nina Flowers in the top 10. Ok.
Jinkx at number 11 really was ridiculous
@COB my lovely, we'll just have to create multiple new profiles next time round
I find Raja deeply unpleasant and smug.
a lot of people do. but you have to be pretty basic if you think objectively joslyn (sweet as she is) is even in the same stratoshphere.
it's loreen at melodifestival 2017 all over again.
I've come to really like Raja over the years, partly thanks to Raven and their web series. And, yes, having Joslyn above her is absurd.
I thought Raven came off far worse than Raja on their respective seasons. They're both okay on the webshow.
Heather likeability rank:
I think Manila and Raja are on par in terms of likability.
Delta gives off an air of being ENORMOUSLY insecure (and then ridiculously defensive towards anyone who suggests that she might be). It's quite off-putting.
Oh ABSOLUTELY. We can't have Tatiana sitting at 34 post all-stars.
Yeah, and I hope Alaska is knocked off after being EXPOSED for the SNAKE she is.
Tati has always been a fave, it's not as if she wasn't terrific value in her first season. Although re-watching, I do think Alyssa won their lip sync, the sheer surprise at Tatianna holding her own made it outstanding tv (all the while Phi Phi in her most fitting slag drag watches on powerlessly at the display of undeniable actual talent).
And there's at least one new voter in me. Although I've still not watched season one.
It depends on what you were basing your rating on. I'd say Joslyn is way more likable than Raja.
(However, I have warmed up to Raja a lot since I started watching Fashion Photo Ruview.
I really wanted to slap Joslyn. I know I need to work on that, but there we are.
Yes a new ranking is utterly vital right now.