OT: RUSTIE LEE REVUE TOUR DATES

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  1. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm presuming Rustie's going to CAPITALIZE on her current HIGH PROFILE by taking the SHOW on the ROAD one more time

    I'm predicting the USUAL GIGS in KIDDERMINSTER, WOLVERHAMPTON and CHEADLE, but as you know Rustie always likes a few FAR-FLUNG and OBSCURE destinations on her ITINERARY (so she can SAMPLE the CUISINE), so where do you think they'll STRUT THEIR STUFF this time round?

    Please post fast as soon as you hear any news :rusty:
     
  2. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    I'm hearing things about a NEWCASTLE UNDER LYME gig - unconfirmed at the moment.
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    What do you think will be on the setlist, Don? I'm hoping for "I've Got A Mountain Of Flora" and "Cod Me, Baby" at the VERY LEAST
     
  4. Kate

    Kate SLAGS 4 TAGS

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    My contact at Swaffham Corn Exchange has EXCLUSIVELY revealed that they are desperate to get her, but her insistence on having the finest Norwegian coconuts on the rider is causing a few headaches :(
     
  5. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    I've got tickets for the RAF AKROTIRI concert in memory of her father.
     
  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Well you can't BLAME a girl for being FUSSY. When you're in an A-LIST position like Rustie is, you do WHAT you can to get WHAT you can
     
  7. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    A little BIRD tells me that LLANDUDNO and HARTLEPOOL may be on the AGENDA

    In terms of set list I'm HOPING for some OLDIES but GOODIES like 'You Got Me In A Stew' and 'Flambée Outta Control' but with a CATALOGUE with the depths of Rustie's ANYTHING COULD COME UP
     
  8. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I wonder if Faith Brown will be spinning the discs as warm up AS PER
     
  9. Shirley

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    Only if they can find another REINFORCED BRA :(
     
  10. Christian

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    Ticketmaster have accidentally leaked details of the "You're Never Getting 'Em Back" second leg which means Gibraltar and Port Stanley now confirmed!

    UKIP are said to be donating tens of pounds in sponsorship of the mobile hot dog stand doing the catering.
     
  11. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Wouldn't a Port Stanley gig jeopardise her concert at the Buenos Aires Performing Arts School for the Blind the following week?
     
  12. Christian

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    That's a total myth. It was the balcony of the Casa Rosada or nothing for Rustie! When talks with the president fell through, the Port Stanley gig was back on.
     
  13. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    Apparently she's dropping into the live lounge later to get the word out about the tour.
     
  14. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Word on the street is that Rustie is still BANNED from Banbury British Legion following the GREAT TV AM OKRA INCIDENT of 1989, so I fear she'll be looking for another venue in the Shires.
     
  15. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Looks like OUR RUSTIE has already been on the promo trail and has taken the unusual step of eschewing online streaming services such as Spotify and Soundcloud and is instead targeting lonely youngsters in local parks with plates of home cooked Caribbean goodies, in honour of her new single "Baps Gone Brown", released on Harpic Records on Thursday...
     
  16. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    RUSTIE appears on a BBC NEWSFLASH to call for calm after RIOTS break out after rumours circulate that WINCEY WILLIS will appear at the SMETHWICK gig, which sold out in a RECORD-BREAKING 0.00145 seconds
     
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  17. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I love that everything's HOTTIN' UP LIKE ONE-A-RUSTIE'S-HOT-PUDDINS and I fully expect there to be an announcement of an impending HIGH PROFILE CELEBRITY DUET, such as there was with the "Darn Tootin And Fruitin Tour", when she teamed up with Gladys Minge on "He Played Me Like A (Gooseberry) Fool"...
     
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  18. Madison

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    OT: A poem a found online:


    Rusty [sic] Lee - by Roger Smalls


    the evenings entertainment is a pub
    costing money you dont have
    giving you cancer you dont want
    for where is the lonely persons muse?

    do nothing in this den of sin to entertain
    must i splay in bed?
    listen to radiohead?
    dare i suckle the electric teat of television?

    locking my body in this fortress of semen
    in the attic of a thousand faceless harletts
    comforted only by the soft clasp of a warm tissue
    rubbed vigorously against this flacid wand of protien
    that shall never by touched by womens fair hand

    unsheaf, release, erupt and ease
    23 years of lonelyness, waiting, crying.
    where is Rusty Lee when i needed the laughter?
    where is Rusty Lee?
     
  19. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Thank you, Madison. I think that's something we can all relate to and brought a tear to my eye. Yes, that one...
     
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    Duet with Dionne Warwick on the cards...
     
  21. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I'm AMAZED she'd go back to Dionne after 1992's "Anyone Who Has A Tart" flopped so badly- it didn't even reach the LESBANIAN top 36, despite the infamous "trout" incident in the video...
     
  22. Kate

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    Did I just see Rustie in the trailer for some CELEBRITY SPA thing on Channel 5?!
     
  23. COB

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    Yes, and her bio on that show's site specifically namechecks the REVUE :disco:
     
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    OH is that where it was :D
     
  25. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Bitch is going ALL OUT for promo on this tour!

    GET CASH RU$TIE
     
  26. Shirley

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    SNEAK PREVIEW of new album ARTWORK

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  27. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    I've managed to wrangle some tickets, but I can't find anybody to go with me :(
     
  28. Sharla

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    I've heard whispers that Rustie's "people" are in top secret talks with healthcare product giant Proctor & Gamble with an aim to sponsoring the tour.

    Not only will all ticket holders be given a complimentary packet of Always feminine wipes, but a sample of her new fragrance "Rust" will also be given away. An indelible aroma reminiscent of all things Rustie, with hints of coconut, mango, fresh basil and month old chip fat, "Rust" will be officially launched in Spring 14.
     
  29. Sheena

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    Have Saxa pulled out of sponsorship AGAIN then?
     
  30. Sharla

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    SamCam phoned and had a quiet word. With a low salt diet essential to the Government's new Eat Well, Keep Well campaign, Rustie's peerage might have to wait a few more years if she "went rogue".
     
  31. Shirley

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    Oh TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE :manson:

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  32. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I wish we'd get some new songs rather than the same old RE (corned beef) HASH time and time again
     
  33. Christian

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    As much as I agree in principle, I think it's hard to slate any chance of "Don't Poke Me Pawpaw" reaching a wider audience. It's a bonafide LOST CLASSIC and then some.
     
  34. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    But she's HONKED IT OUT so MANY TIMES before. It's like "Carrot Gone Wrong" and "Cauliflower Cornucopia"- if I hear "It's an oldie, but goodie...WIDDA LIDDLE BIDDA RUM IN IT" one more time before she launches into THOSE on tour, I'll SCREAM. I'd like to hear some more of the earlier stuff, "Chase Me With Your Flowering Broccoli" or even "Cod Pie Dreaming" but NO NO NO...
     
  35. Dr Lecter

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    I'm still awaiting those remixes of the charity single she did with Tessa Sanderson "You Can't Make No Pie With No Javelin"

    Remains outstanding
     
  36. Christian

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    Who wrote that witchy tag then? NAME and SHAME my glorious mods!
     
  37. Shirley

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  38. Shirley

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    news: Rustie's PROMOTIONAL TEAM get themselves in trouble with the NATIONAL TRUST

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  39. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    SOMEBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OWNS "Invitation to Party" ? :o
     
  40. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    :D

    I do love it when people remind me of LONG FORGOTTEN HITS :D
     

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