Sarah to record “club anthem”

It's not in the Top 200, do they bother after that?

 

Well Mel Beh's 'Today' position was bounded around wasn't it

 

No. Buzz single indeed

 

Buzz single? It didn't even create a fucking RUMBLE!

 

It was definitely a summer (ketamine) trifle.

 

Hopefully Nadine will sign her to Black Pen Records.

 

If not, I'm sure RED GIRL RECORDS would be interested.

 

It would cement Red Girl Records as the number one rock label in the game

 

First release will be the duet we have all been waiting for

Menly and Harding - I Want Candy 2015

 

ft. The Fader who graves fingered on drums and one of Hepburn.

RAWK.

 

It's just come back to me now, I dreamt of Menly last night!

I asked her to sing Goin' Down

 

Yes with Graves as the 'Bez' type stage dancer like in the Happy Mondays

 

I'll only do it if I'm guaranteed a place in the CBB house after.

 

Is the ep any better?

 

From Digital Spy:

That's very polite of her. I imagine her, Cheryl and Nicola Facetiming each other while it was broadcast, cackling to each other.

 

I bet Sarah could imagine Kimberley as an ogre quite easily

 

Adding they might have made her wear make up for the part as well. What a vile little bitch that Kimberly is - it's always 'nice' ones that are truly the worst.

 

In Kimberley's defense, money making opportunities are probably limited when you're the least famous member of a defunct girlband and your singing voice sounds like Mel B farting.

 

She's going to have a severe case of thrush in the morning.

 

She looks like a giant Babybel.

 

!

 

On top of the comedown as well hopefully she'll just bake away the pain like the self-proclaimed country bumpkin she is these days.

 

That really is both the picture, and comment (the babybell one), of a lifetime.

 

She's made the Sunday Mirror, who went with "camel toe" in the headline.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/sarah-harding-suffers-camel-toe-6348256

Warning: the video has appalling sound quality and bad lesbian dancing.

 

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It's so hard(ing), it's so hard(ing) for a working girl

 

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Her skin is AWFUL, isn't it?

 

Those eye bags - her worst lines since Corrie.

 

It's actually horrible seeing her look like a naturally slim Kimberly Walsh in the last picture there.

 

She's signed up as a contestant on the 2016 series of The Jump alongside Brian Mcfadden and Beth Tweddle.

 

Is this her third reality show in a year now? While it's not in the premium range of celebrity competition shows it's still not quite as embarrassing as Abba Christmas Party.

 

Just can't stay away from the white stuff.

 

At least it isn't Celebrity Storage Hunters.

 

She's the new Jenny Frost

 

4 mins onwards in this is fucking excruciating

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Thats Penny Lancaster isn't it?

 

To give Sarah her due she really handled that well, and she was looking pretty good.

 

"So Sarah, you're an alcoholic failure. Do you think it's because you don't speak to your dad?"

 

Talk about Penny dreadful.