Sarah to record “club anthem”

The Cheryl divorce talk lol

"I dropped her a text" meaning "I haven't spoke to her in 5 years"

 

Sounds something VB would say about Mel Beh as well

 

I can't believe that

Now we've got 20 seconds left, let's just break down every failure in your life ever for no reason

 

Her equivalent would be unblocking Mel on Instagram. For a day or two.

 

Or retweeting a promo for #lipsyncbattleuk and then claiming she was HACKED

 

Bit belatedly, but

 

The GRABBING in that interview. I can't stand that. It always means, "I'm in charge", "Shut up" or "I'm a psychic vampire"

Get your FUCKING HANDS OFF!

 

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Queen

 

Fabulous!

 

How disgraceful

 

I feel like he was a secret friend because Gest didn't want to be publicly associated with anyone with that level of drug issues.

 

So all this time she's just been grieving for dead secret friends, what a gal. GMTV was "one for Amogbokpa" I'm guessing. Let it all out Saz, let it all out.

 

Grief-stricken Sarah hits back at the vile, slanderous lies about her being a pisshead (after a few down the pub):

 

Did she copy and paste an old Kala post?

 

It's genuinely uncanny

 

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Can someone just give her a reality show STAT

 

Imagine spending an hour inside the head of Sarah Harding.

 

The scene in episode 6 where Sarah accidentally bumps into Cheryl, Kimberley and Nicola at their favourite restaurant would be like that bit in The Comeback where they can't film in the restaurant with Andy Cohen and RuPaul so they record it on their iPhones. Cheryl and Nicola take alternate staring at each other with staring at the camera while they toy with their salads while Kimberley does all the talking.

Sarah: I was with Nadine yesterday, she said you haven't called her in ages
Kimberley: Oh did she say that? I've just been busy trying to juggle the baby and my career, you know what it's like

 

I hope "working on some new music" means we're getting an album, Threads was probably my favourite punk rock song of last year.

 

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I hope she drove into carb-inhaler Kimba. Would certainly explain the colour.

 

'Female James Dean' - I presume mimicking his current career?

 

Less James, more Hazell.

 

Or just clonidine.

 

I don't recall Grace Jones ever appearing on Going for Gold but MOTHER HARDCORE is on The Chase RIGHT NOW!

 

I didn't realise that she was only on Coronation Street for FOUR EPISODES

 

A stunning £3K!!

 

I said to my housemate "she's going to be so shit" and LO AND BEHOLD!

 

I didn't catch it, but trust she covered up her chaotic inadequacies with insane laughter and face-pulling

 

A stint in Emmerdale practically CONFIRMED.

 

She's starring as Demi Moore in the touring version of Ghost - The Musical.

Actually agog and am immediately purchasing tickets.

 

The role calls for the kind of soaring vocals and emotional fragility that only LA HARDING can summon

 

Bringing a whole new meaning to HAUNTING.

 

Omg how is she going to manage those songs?!

 

That clay is going to go everywhere.

 

The musical theatre queens are in meltdown about this

I'd be amazed if she even makes it to opening night!