Sarah to record “club anthem”

I really want to see this now

 

Yes, it's quite remarkable that she's not even the worst. He is AWFUL! I wonder what on earth the casting director was thinking...

 

Some of this doesn't actually sound too bad, given that it's HER!

 

The audacity of these ungrateful peasants taking to Twitter to complain about stunning Sarah's brave, world class performance when us REAL FANS can't even get CHEAP TICKETS!

 

There's probably a secret what's ap group where the rest of the cast and crew record moments for posterity with the understudies recreating the finest moments down the pub, after Sarah and Hollyoaks man are tucked up in separate beds with a mug of honey and lemon.

 

There are a "few" seats available every night this week.

As in the entire Rear Stalls, Dress Circle and Balcony. SC, your £15 ticket to theatrical nirvana is just a click away.

 

So there are! Silly me for just looking at the stalls. I did think, God, that theatre's a bit SMALL!

SHALL I?

 

BOOKED! Oh what a TREAT for a Monday evening!

 

Why is:

Original Cast Recording - With You

which is from Ghost - The Musical at #8 on the iTunes chart?

 

That's all SAZ'S SIZZLIN' PROMO

I do hope that people aren't going to LAUGH tomorrow

 

It doesnt sound THAT bad but I would have no intention of going to watch it. I've never even seen Ghost

 

I thought the film was pretty terrible but am always up for a bit of car crash showbiz so I might indulge in this this week.

 

Being a tad hungover as I am, I'm not even sure I can bring myself to stagger to Wimbledon this evening for this exercise in tunelessness, although I did buy a really dear ticket (£14)

 

Was it on X FACTOR?

Its a lovely song, I didn't realise it was an original from Ghost The Musical, I thought it was some Broadway classic or something

 

Oh WHAT THE FUCK! I'm on my way to Waterloo right now! (Although muchas gracias for saving me the journey, VoR!)

WHERE'S THE PUB

 

The FUCKING NERVE of it! I'll never buy her albums again!

 

Odds of her recovering from this infection during the planned run of the show?

 

Well she can MINGE OFF. I'm in Herman Ze German with Currywurst instead

 

Pretty much non-existent, I'd have thought. Quel DÉSASTRE

 

I'm not really that pissed off about it as I was only going there to mock the afflicted, and this was so laughably ill-starred anyway. Does she not have a MANAGER FFS? Did no-one say WHAT A SHITTY IDEA?

 

How many performances did she manage?

 

ONE!

 

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Which is still quite an achievement for her - I can only imagine she wasn't allowed anywhere near the toilets beforehand.

 

She's bringin' the RECEIPTS

What's the betting the understudy is an unkown trained theatre performer who's probably excellent

 

It's probably Kimba.

 

Geru FAR TOO BUSY of course.

 

I keep checking Kimberley's twitter for good luck messages or thespian tips, but she's too busy celebrating her kid's birthday and having another baby to wish her old friend well.

 

She'd probably sound a LOT better with her lungs out of order.

 

Audiences just wouldn't be able to see her as anything but that multi-layered and intriguing friend of Samantha's in Sex & the City sadly.

 

And applying gloss onto her baboon-ass lips in between bagels.

 

What ON EARTH is that hideous "proof" of illness with the emoji selection and sorry tissues THING?

 

I imagine she probably does have an actual reset-button prop just to keep herself calm when she forgets to put the smoothie-blender lid on, literally and metaphorically.

 

This is just like Cherly's malaria tragedy all over again. I'm going to set up the JustGiving page. DON'T DIE SARAH

 

The new Martine McCutcheon!

Even LOHAN managed her full run!

 

Actually someone get on the phone to LOHAN TOWERS

 

omg IMAGINE!

 

After her thespianic triumph in "Speed The Plow", I'd be thrilled if Lohan is airlifted in to save the show!

 

Lots of her acting in this one

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