Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by ButterTart, Jul 9, 2016.
Well, I had a ridiculously vivid Moopy dream last night.
- Indie was my section manager at a Cash and Carry, and we were both in danger of being fired because Floppet had hidden all the Weetabix.
- Mel called a family meeting at my Grandma's house, where Jae announced that she and asexual were getting married.
- Mel asking if I was hurt that Jae had forgotten that we were engaged and run off with Asexual instead.
- Jae and I taking lolly to an ISIS training camp because he fancied joining, and discovering that they got from place to place by sliding around on crash mats.
- Madonna running the gift shop at the ISIS camp and not letting us leave until we'd bought a Betamax copy of Snatch.
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
I went into my local supermarket yesterday and they'd sold out of weetabix. Just saying.
Oh fuck, that's a bit spooky. When was the last time anyone saw lolly?
How is the actuarying going? Are you getting a promotion off the back of your qualification?
one of my friends is a newly graduated actuary and her salary starts at £5k. disgusted and jealous in equal measure
AL KYLIEDA 'TIL I DIE
*gallops off on a pink unicorn*
! That's the official Moopy version of *Drops Mic*. We need it in emoji form.
I think that my microwave has turned to the dark side in an effort to kill me. It's completely dead with the door shut, no buttons work, no lights in the window and no time showing. Open the door though and the light comes on, the turntable starts going round and I'm pretty sure it's emitting microwaves. I've only had it for about 25 years!
Flimsy bloody thing, it's brand new! Have you tried hitting it?
I haven't hit it because I don't believe in violence towards inanimate objects. I have lifted it and shook it from side to side and up and down, I've tried to stop the turntable going round (probably microwaving my arms in the process) by my brute strength and I gave it a stern telling off all to no avail. Really thought the shaking might do the trick but sadly not.
You need to spend A LOT LESS TIME HERE?
That's not very much. Did you miss a number? (Or is it monthly?!)
You are qualified at something I have never heard of.
What do actuaries actually do?
I calculate when you are going to die.
Say no more!
Do you deal in weeks?
QUITE. I've had Moopy dreams and they generally mean GET OUT MORE
RaspberrySwirl 0 years.
Good, then I won't waste time on finishing my rates.
You have less than 24 hours.
It's almost done.
I constantly have really vivid dreams but non-Moopy related, I'm afraid.
Last night's involved me filming a makeover show for the BBC, hosted by one of my colleagues at work. One of the tasks was to make a decoration for a church out of petrified snakes. These were fairly ornate and, once decorated with flowers and stuff, looked kinda like ivy or something. Of course, this being one of my dreams, the snake with 4 heads and 6 mouths became unpetrified and started having a bit of a freak out about his-her previous state of enforced stillness. At which point it was wakey-wakey time.
I've been dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st Century and am now an Apple bitch (but didn't have to pay for the privelege thankfully). I've just had to agree to the ipad T&Cs and all I could think of was South Park's Human CentiPad episode. I've done the set up and have turned it off again now as I have no idea what to do with it other than ask Siri stupid questions and turning it on with my fingerprint wore thin within three goes.
actually all of my friends from dorm days make this much straight out of uni. I'm the token failure one of the group
I've always wondered how we would appear in vivid dreams. Are we floating bobble heads of our avatars or some of us post enough selfies to be properly casted?
I am knackered and all I've done today is take my clothes off for people.
And eat a burrito!
I've been out pokemon hunting with the kids
Wish I could do this for a living
I hope you caught a Magikarp
It's more of a hobby for now to remind myself I'm not a soul-less office worker!
Double penetrative Mel.
Everyone looked the way they do on Facebook, with the exception of Mel, who was ably played by what looked like Jennifer Garner. I remember Floppet was also dressed like Supernanny.
It was filth from start to finish.