Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Tisch, Nov 21, 2020.
Sounds like a Keira Knightley film.
"Spangled In Manor House" was the unsuccessful follow-up to "Tangled In Cow Grate".
I'm praying that this is the same friend who recently shagged a stranger but avoided Covid by taking it from behind.
The other one did actually avoid COVID!
Imagine getting a track & trace alert at yr work and realising "last Sunday? But I didn't do anything last Sunday apart from shag a total stranger from behi....oh for FUCK'S SAKE!"
SOME BIRDS AVOID GETTING PREGNANT BY SHITTING AFTER AN UNSUITABLE MALE HAS SHOT THEIR LOAD INSIDE THEM (FEMALE BIRDS USE THE SAME HOLE FOR BOTH THE VAGINA AND THE ARSE)
I LEARNT THIS FROM MY BOOK OF BIRDS
OMG SO DO I.
Well hasn't Moopy been a busy boy tonight.
Oh God I’ve only just realised that it’s 23:00 already
Its Saturday hun. Order a drink, whip your baps out and pop on some Allo Allo repeats.
OOOOH I MIGHT PUT ON AN EPISODE OF THE GOOD LIFE