Saturday sat on ur day

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  1. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    Sounds like a Keira Knightley film.
     
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  2. octophone

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    "Spangled In Manor House" was the unsuccessful follow-up to "Tangled In Cow Grate".
     
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  3. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    I'm praying that this is the same friend who recently shagged a stranger but avoided Covid by taking it from behind.
     
  4. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    DIFFERENT GIRL!

    The other one did actually avoid COVID!
     
  5. octophone

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    Imagine getting a track & trace alert at yr work and realising "last Sunday? But I didn't do anything last Sunday apart from shag a total stranger from behi....oh for FUCK'S SAKE!"
     
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  6. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    SOME BIRDS AVOID GETTING PREGNANT BY SHITTING AFTER AN UNSUITABLE MALE HAS SHOT THEIR LOAD INSIDE THEM (FEMALE BIRDS USE THE SAME HOLE FOR BOTH THE VAGINA AND THE ARSE)

    I LEARNT THIS FROM MY BOOK OF BIRDS
     
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  7. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    OMG SO DO I.
     
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  8. Ag

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    Well hasn't Moopy been a busy boy tonight.
     
  9. Zu-Klara

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    Oh God I’ve only just realised that it’s 23:00 already
     
  10. Ag

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    Its Saturday hun. Order a drink, whip your baps out and pop on some Allo Allo repeats.
     
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  11. Nancy

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    OOOOH I MIGHT PUT ON AN EPISODE OF THE GOOD LIFE
     

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