Sexy pigeon tuesday

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  1. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    Just watched two pigeons flirt then fuck. Now the female is sat looking a bit sad on the fence and the male has fucked off. Typical.
     
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    Even in the animal kindgom, eh?

    There's a thought...what's the non-patriarchal version of "kingdom"? Or is the concept so intrinsically shit that it doesn't have one?
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    MORNING!
     
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    I'm trying to avoid having to help the new staff today but I think I'm out of luck.
     
  5. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Oh dear I seem to have missed moving all the furniture around yesterday. WELL I MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T PLAN THAT
     
  6. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm going to listen to MOULDY OLD DOUGH in honour of SEXY PIGEON TUESDAY. What a record
     
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    What a HORRID day it is here. It is so dark it feels like the middle of the bloody night.

    UGH.
     
  8. big ron

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    Haven't seen the sexy pigeons return. Maybe they've split up. :(
     
  9. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    On the subject of FUSSPOTS and PEDANTRY I note that all of the toilets in the office have been fitted with PIR sensors that turn all the lights on whenever you go in there. I presume this EXPENSE was justified on the premise of ENERGY SAVING but I don't see how energy can be being saved when ALL THE LIGHTS switch on when you go in and stay on for ages after you've left, regardless of the level of ambient light, whereas before nobody even used to bother to switch the lights on unless it was actually DARK, which was usually only late on winter afternoons :eyes::eyes::eyes::eyes:
     
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    Those lights are a fucking nightmare when you're trying to do a line of something in peace.
     
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    Have just seen one ssexy pigeon eating one of the rotting apples I can't be arsed to pick up from under the tree. Couldn't sex it from this distance but I assume its the selfish chauvinistic pigeon bastard.
     
  12. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I used to enjoy hiding in the toilet with the light off on dark afternoons :(
     
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    Our lights click off unless the sensor detects movement. Which is fine unless you're working a winter backshift and someone needs to wave their arms about every 10 minutes....or we take turns to do so because there's no-one sitting near the damn sensors...
     
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    *HONK*
     
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    Dark Carnival Tu cabeza, mi cabeza

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    I’m amazed ron can tell a female pigeon from a male pigeon.
     
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    I got these posts a bit mixed up and thought 'working a winter backshift' was a euphemism for a particularly time consuming bowel evacuation.

    I think I'm going to start using the term as such anyway.
     
  17. big ron

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    Sexy pigeons
     
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    I assume that the female pigeon had a cracking pair of norks.
     
  19. big ron

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    She was hot yeah
     
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    HONK
     
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  22. Sheena

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    WHOEVER IT WAS WHO USED TO HAVE A PIGEON STREET AVATAR TO BRING IT BACK IMMEDIATELY.

    That may have been on Dotmusic. Fuck, we're old.
     
  23. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Some of us are now in our FOURTH DECADE of 'knowing' each other :zombie:
     
  24. Rita

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    Some of you have known each other 30 years? :agog:
     
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    :D!
     
  26. lolly

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    Well, not quite. But in the '90s, '00s, '10s and now '20s.
     
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    I’ve just had the most frightful scare in bed as I couldn’t feel the sheet against my foot so was certain I’d had a stroke or a sudden onslaught of Bell’s or what not but apparently I’m wearing a sock :)
     
  28. Ag

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    Pretty sure I had a Long Distance Clara avatar at some point.
     
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    I figured that the other day. I'm a step closer to that "Getting Old" complaints topic.
     
  30. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    What a relief! I woke up the other day and couldn't feel my arm for about 15 minutes. I was 50/50 over whether someone had been lying on it or if I'd had a stroke. I'm still not entirely convinced, but I can nearly lift a kettle again safely, so fingers crossed!
     

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