NEWS: SHEENA HOTLIST 2009

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  1. Sheena

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  2. wendy the goat

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    BREAKING NEWS!
    Edwina & the Curried Eggs are to release a new single at the end of the year.

    According to Digitalspy:
     
  3. Sheena

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    :o

    Has it really been SIXTEEN MONTHS since LAST WORD?

    My oh my, I've SLIPPED...
     
  4. Christian

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    What a JOYOUS day it was when I got a call from a friend who was AGOG that Judy Nunn had released a single called "Sex Over The Phone"... :D

    He'd read about it on the INTERNET and EVERYTHING
     
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  5. Sheena

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    I didn't know about the latest addition to the discography Aphlodite.
     
  7. Sheena

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    Whether for good or only for now, ONLY SINITTA AND HER TIME BENDING POWERS CAN KNOW, but savour it while you can...the HOTLIST IS BACK!

    And WHAT A WEEK we have as The Rusty Lee Revue, on trend as ever, STORM into the #1 spot with their angry tirade against government oppression and in doing so stop Geri Halliwell in her tracks as the midweek chart leader fails narrowly in her bid to top the list with her latest charity single. It's been a tough week for Halliwell as the media furore surrounding her upcoming album "GHB" rises. Accused of glamourising the use of drugs with its controversial title, Halliwell denied this strenuously in an interview on ITV2's "Clodagh Rodgers Show", stating for the record that the title is merely a play on words with her own initials, revealing for the first time, after years of speculation, that her middle name is indeed Bernard.

    Perhaps the biggest news of the week is that chart star Judy Nunn (pictured below in something delightfully slutty), about to release her seventh album "Take Me Round The Back, Donald" and debuting here with the first cut from it "All Fur Coat and No Knickers", is to front BBC3's new reality show "Dancing in Shit", in which Z List Celebrities (rumoured to include the fat one from Hear'Say and Mollie Sugden from BEYOND the GRAVE) are partnered with professional porn stars and forced to dance to techno music whilst a baying teenage audience repeatedly pelt them with their own faeces. Nunn, 19, said yesterday that she was "ecstatic" at the prospect of seeing the likes of Michelle McManus with "dribbly turds running off her fat chin". There is no word whether co-host Tess Daly will be allowed to speak during the broadcasts.

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    Judy Nunn, 27, yesterday.


    1. (--) You Won't Take Away Mi Greggs Pasty, Mr Macaroon- The Rusty Lee Revue
    2. (--) The Queen Is Dead- Geri Halliwell and the Jubilee Orchestra
    3. (--) We Found Rove- Faloola Chong featuring Calvin Harris
    4. (--) In The Back Of Daddy's Camper Van- S Club Juniors
    5. (--) All Fur Coat And No Knickers- Judy Nunn
    6. (--) I Want Your Specs- Deirdre Barlow
    7. (--) Glad You Came (In My Ass)- Sherrie Hewson
    8. (--) We've All Got To Get Out Of Here RIGHT NOW- Su Pollard
    9. (--) Fucking Around Whilst Your Husband's At War- The Military Wives
    10.(--) :rolleyes: - The Ever Unpronouncables
     
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    TUNE! :disco:
     
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  12. Sheena

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    And if this promo pic is anything to go by, loves, it looks like ENID is out of rehab following her Bloo addiction and on the way back!

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  13. Shirley

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    Oh NO but YES

    Do Ya Do Ya Wanna Swing On Me Titty (2012 REMIX) please
     
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    "I Want Your Specs" is in the chart AGAIN?

    I thought maybe the label had commisioned ANOTHER remix but I see it was actually performed on X Factor Lesbania, prompting an iTUNES REVIVAL :disco:
     
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    Excellent news.

    If Morwenna and The Love Minges don't feature EXCEEDINGLY high in next week's chart with the frankly EPIC new mix of "Spruce Up Your Life (B&Q Easter Handbag Dub)" it'll be a SURE SIGN there is something FISHY afoot with the compilation of the Hotlist.

    I shall be WATCHING very closely - and I have it on GOOD authority from Carl Magnus Palm that The Miserable Blond One From ABBA and James Masterson will be TOO.
     
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    From Faloola's facebook page... (http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Faloola-Chong/23610560124)

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    It is with great pleasure that Harpic Records announce the release of Asian megastar Faloola Chong's forthcoming album "53". Featuring soon to be hits "Lolling In The Deep", "Someone Like Mao" and "Set Fire To The Lain", the album is the follow up to "Born This Wray", Faloola's 75th long player, which sold as many as SEVENTEEN copies in Peru.

    In a groundbreaking move, Chong's album will be released simultaneously on cd, lp, cassette, download and, for purchasers of the deluxe deluxe edition, with a free geisha girl who can play the entire musical score on her labia.
     
  17. Shirley

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    What am happen to faloola beauty face? :(

    Is she victim of plastic doom collapse like notable lady garden flash grandmother madonna?
     
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    Faloola have need eyeblow tleatment and jaw surgely POST HASTE :(
     
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    Is Faloola making sexy face on that album cover?
     
  21. Sheena

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    UH OH, seems someone's not HAPPY with the leak

    Faloola Chong do GREAT ANNOY at LEAK photo for mega new long play by EVIL HOMOSEX before Faloola do APPROVE. Proper WORK ART show below instead.

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    Has Faloola always been rocking a LESBAIN JAWLINE or is it just a BAD ANGLE? :(

    early rumours that potential 4th single "Lumour has it" is in fact a subliminal love song to noted part time moopy poster loomer are apparently INCORRECT
     
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    It's a WELL KNOWN FACT that Faloola is a CHAMELEON who changes her look more often than Asian rival Flangeeta Chin changes her KNICKERS. She always adopts a more ADULT look for her more serious albums, as the cover to her 1998 album "Lay of Right" is testament to

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  26. Dr Lecter

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    Good god im dying here at work in hysterics

    JUST what I needed!
     
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  27. Shirley

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    One time every few year then
     
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    So it turns out that DAME GERU HALLWELL has turned to the BRITISH WEATHER for her next charity relief effort, as she ropes in Miss Bunton to help her launch WEATHER AID in a brave effort to fund an improvement in our LOCAL CLIMES

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    Geru will hope to vanquish British rain once and for all with a new WEATHER AID album, featuring a smash hit update "It's (Not) Raining Men" and a "Summertime" mash up featuring a genuis mix of both the George Gershwin original and Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince classic.

    Question is, will either make the HOTLIST TOP TEN? Stay tuned...
     
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    OT but they look REALLY GOOD in that pic, is it recent??
     
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    Hold your PONIES, PAM, I've heard that Geri is abandoning the whole WEATHER AID project after being SUED by MARTHA WASH of The Weather Girls fame for being FAR TOO THIN to sing about Mother Nature
     
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    Here's my RATHER PREDICTABLE HOT PICKS for the SUMMER SEASON

    1. Rusty Lee Revue - I'm Gonna Squeeze Those Plums (Try Before You Buy) (Sound of Saxa)
    2. Su Pollard - Walking On Sunshine (In Cleethorpes) (Another Washout Summer Mix) (Hotpoint Records)
    3. Faloola Chong - Livers Of Babyron 2012 (Foo Choonz)
    4. Mervyn King - I'm Bursting Out Of My Bra (Bank Of England Records)
    5. Sherrie Hewson - Surfin' In The Sewers (Scat Records)
    6. Geri Halliwell - All The Queens Love A Jubilee (Desperation Records)
    7. Enid - Touch Me Chocolate Titty Get Me Throbbin In Me Clitty (Filthy Sounds)
    8. Dannii Minogue - Oh You Forgot About Me (Who? Recordings)
    9. John Humphrys featuring Moira Stuart - You're The Most Sensationally Sexy Lady I Know, Let's Make Mad Passionate Love In The Basement (BBC Records)
    10. Pauline Pearce - Runnin' Down Footlocker Teefin' Shoe (2012 Riots Mix) (Hackney Records)
     
  33. Sheena

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    EY OOP LOVES, Deirdre's BACK! AGAIN! Yes, it's the news we've all been waiting for as Deirdre Barlow makes a much heralded return to the charts later this month with the release of a BRAND NEW SINGLE on Harpic Records. The artwork for the hot new tune "Speccsy And I Know It" has been revealed, and I'm sure you'll all agree, it's an absolute CORKER

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    Deirdre herself has remained TIGHT LIPPED (at least on her FACE) about the comeback, having not been seen on the Sheena Hotlist since 2008's "Specs On Fire", but made a RARE publicity appearance last week at the Guinness Book of Cheadle Records awards lunch as she was crowned "Veiniest Neck in Britain" and got to pose with the World's Oldest Livng Human Being (Other Than Sinitta)"

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    In related news, it looks like those rumours about OUR DEED getting herself a high profile duet in coming months are to be BELIEVED and if this recent CANDID shot is to be believed, it looks like the Queen of The Cobbles' influence is already SHOWING on her duet partner...

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  34. lolly

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    Good old Diddery :disco:

    Any truth in the rumours that Geri was seen entering the studio with Zola Budd in her latest cash in attempt?
     
  35. Sheena

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    Afraid not. Zola's been holed up with Fatima Whitbread since February, recording the soundtrack to OUR FATS' "Moustache Of Dreams" musical.

    I believe Geri's got something up her (wizard's) sleeve for us, though...
     
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    Harpic Records are pleased to announce the comeback of one of the great divas of our time as Faloola Chong releases her 164th album "Faloola Chong Sing Song Of Lady With Expensive Shoe".

    The album features cover versions of female fronted classics including "Midnight Train to Tianjin", "At Rast" and the first single, "Lolling In the Deep (The Faloola Version)", in which the ever innovative Faloola mashes up the Adele classic with the Chinese standard "Ain't No Paddy Field Deep Enough".

    A performance on "Last Thursday With David Retterman" was recorded on Sunday, with Faloola performing songs from the 10 song set backed by veteran Asian superstar Flangeeta Chin.

    Available from November 24th, the album will be available on CD, cassette, vinyl and, in a move set to rock industry insiders, in a deluxe edition where a Chinese orphan is installed into your own home and ordered to sing the songs on command.
     
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    Few things make me LOL as much as Faloola news.
     
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