Smart Water, as promoted by Jennifer Aniston

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  1. untitled

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    Smart Water has been around for a while now but I've just started to buy it in bulk after enjoying that AMAZING taste! I have only noticed Smart Water being sold recently in the UK and can only ever seen to find it in certain supermarkets...

    Seriously, this has got to be the crispest, cleanest tasting water I've ever tried. Lets not even talk about those added electrolytes!

    Has anyone else tried this gorgeous water and is now fully on board? Co-Op have some great offers such as 2 smaller bottles for 90p or 2 larger bottles for £1.50.

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  2. Phoenix

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    why is it called smart water? Is it so dumb people can feel special?
     
  3. untitled

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    It's called Smart Water because it's made that way.

    Inspired by the clouds. :)

    ALTHOUGH.. I do like VOSS water too.

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    Water rate necessary. :disco:
     
  4. RaspberrySwirl

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    No water tastes as good as the tap water we have here in Stockholm.
     
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  6. untitled

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    The tag made me laugh... Different brands of water have slightly different tastes and this is really nice. If you enjoy drinking water then you should all try it.
     
  7. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara HALT’S MAUL!

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    Any association with HER is a good enough reason to stick with VOLVIC
     
  8. COB

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    The tap water here is lovely :)
     
  9. Suomi

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    Um, do you work for SmartWater, untitled?
     
  10. Zu-Klara

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    My tap water's surprisingly clean and fresh as well :)
     
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    Tap water in the South East of Englad is utterly VILE. I can drink it straight from the tap, but leave it for anything more than a few minutes and you can taste how horrible it is.
     
  12. Zu-Klara

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    I mean it's all very well bleating on about the miracle of Smart Water but how could it possibly compete with the beauty of this exquisitely MELODIC BEVERAGE?

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    The only water I drink.
     
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    Aside from drinking water, I also enjoy breathing and seeing.
     
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  16. Euphoria

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    I could not really care less about the quality of drinking water. It is after all an essential to live on.
     
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    Fuck you. The chunks of chalk add character.
     
  18. Ag

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    Brighton water was pretty offensive. Better here in the east. I never quite understand how it gets to our taps in such a condition. I actually actively love water.
     
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    Oh Mariah. Trying to make everyone ELSE fat with just the 1500 calories per bottle.
     
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    Only a cunt would buy smart water.

    Why do you need to 'hack' water. We've been getting by for THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of years without some celebrity hasbeen endorsing H2O 2.0
     
  22. untitled

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    It tastes really good though. So crisp.
     
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  24. Penelope

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    I'm sorry but you have to be an active cunt or a fucking moron to buy 'enhanced' water. Especially pissing VOSS :manson:
     
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    Alright GILLIAN FUCKING MCKEITH
     
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    I was shocked at the quality of water in London. I made a cup of tea and it tasted minging, plus it completely stained the mug.
     
  27. untitled

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    It's just artesian isn't it? I couldn't taste any electrolyes in my bottle. It was very crisp and fresh though.
     
  28. Sharla

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    I have a friend who only drinks Evian and insists it tastes different and she doesn't like other brands or tap water. We've done taste tests with her and she can always tell the Evian.
     
  29. Penelope

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    It's NORWEGIAN TAP WATER!
     
  30. COB

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    That tag :D I just CAN'T think who it might have been.
     
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  35. Zu-Klara

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    I could probably just about tell the difference between Evian and Volvic but I'm sure that both would be swept away into the Schweizer Alpen by the sensation and miracle that is VOSS
     
  36. Zu-Klara

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    I noticed that coffee tasted very different in Normandy which must have been because of the water as I used my usual coffee and espresso maker

    Goodness it was SO SOFT
     
  37. untitled

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    I read that VOSS comes from the VOSS source in Iveland, Southern Norway. I also read it really helps to stay looking youthful, taking away any blemishes. I haven't noticed that in myself after a couple of the big glass bottles but I enjoyed it.

    SmartWater is sourced in Northumberland, for the UK apparently. It's brilliant that Jennifer believes in the brand, but knowing Smartwater, they had to go one up and get somebody even more iconic to front the brand here in the UK.

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  38. Pipo

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    I would buy Smart Water (we have it here too y'know) if it wasn't so DAMN expensive! Pepsi's own brand of water is cheaper and tastes similar, low on sodium and doesn't have a funny aftertaste.

    Nestle water is good also but they're related to Monsanto SOOoooooooooo
     
  39. untitled

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    How much is it? I have to say, I was absolutely appalled and nearly fell over when I went into a train station WH Smith to see their bottles of Smartwater retailing for.... £1.99

    but I was desperate so I bought it.
     
  40. lolly

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    If it's £1.99 in a railway station WHSmith, that's roughly equivalent to about 35p in real money, isn't it?
     

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