So it looks like the S Club revival is really happening...

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  1. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    Tour + Greatest Hits on the way.

    NOT AS GOOD AS STEPS, S CLUB JUNIORS WERE BETTER etc.

    I can't help feeling that they're just going to wind up as East 17 to Steps' Take That.
     
  2. dUb

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    As the former #1 S Club fan on Dotmusic:

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
     
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  3. dUb

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    This is one G-A-Y perf I won't be waiting to YouTube in the morning :disco:
     
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    Poor middle-aged lesbian Paul :(

    I hope this provides the IMPETUS for an allSTARS* reunion.
     
  5. dUb

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    Tina has tweeted: Hmmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    To which Jo replied: hmmmmmm indeed
     
  6. dUb

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    PS Still wouldn't

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  7. Jark

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    AS IF any label would splash seven figures on these LOSERS
     
  8. dUb

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    Seven figures obviously means they're being paid different amounts, from Rachel Stevens (£20,000) to Tina Barrett (£40).
     
  9. VoR

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    I do love this picture

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  10. Shirley

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    RELATIVELY SPEAKING

    As if Steps are going to do a TAKE THAT
     
  11. monsta

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    Does this mean the Tina Barrett buzz tour of small venues before her arena spectaculars has been put on hiatus?
     
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  12. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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  13. funky

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    S Club 7 proving that it's so much easier to do reunions when none of the individual parties are having any SUCCESS!
     
  14. dUb

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    Both Jon and Hannah have principal roles in big West End shows (Jersey Boys and One Man, Two Guv'nors respectively) at the moment so NOT QUITE FUNKS!
     
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    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    Hopefully Paul will join a gym, I mean he now has something to motivate himself
     
  16. Chlammy

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    Is Paul looking any better nowadays? I figured he was a bit ill in those reunion shots.

    I used to love Tina.
     
  17. monsta

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    Sorry dUb, I don't think Moopy will be CLAMOURING for an S Club forum :(
     
  18. Dark Carnival

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    Do you think it's possible to go back to this :(

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    Fucking hell :D :(

    But anyway WHY is this in POP TOILET?
     
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  21. Chlammy

    Chlammy So hey, let's be friends.

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    I think if he lost a lot of the weight he could look alright again. He looks okay-ish in some shots.

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  22. RobotBoy

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    He would obviously look better if he lost some weight, but I think he just looks unhealthy. His size itself isn't that horrific, but his skin and everything just looks terrible.
     
  23. VoR

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    He's one of those unfortunate people for whom the weight all goes to his FACE.
     
  24. Loufoque

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    FAT MEN need SHORT HAIR
     
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    Thinking of it now, last week I fucked a guy who looked a bit like Paul* :o



    * in the photo Iggy posted :(
     
  26. Halli

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    Hannah looks like that blonde woman from the Bill that is now a Loose Woman
     
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    What is wrong with his skin other than there is lots of it?
     
  28. RobotBoy

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    *boom tish*

    It just looks really grey and tired - probably from too much booze, too much fatty food and not enough vegetables.
     
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    Short hair on fat man, yes :|

    He is looking a bit drugged up for my liking.
     
  30. dmlaw

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    Paul looks like he has eaten Craig off X-Factor in those pictures.
     
  31. VoR

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    https://twitter.com/#!/Paulcattermole1

    Well dUb, there you are.
     
  32. dUb

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    You're offering up "Hopefully" as cast-iron PROOF? I'm going to need more than that VoR. Thanks though.
     
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    I'm not sure how you deducted that from the picture. His hair is greasy, that's about it. His skins looks fine.
     
  34. Loufoque

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    I just revisited a few KEY tracks

    They really don't hold a CANDLE to Steps, do they?
     
  35. dUb

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    While I enjoyed the vast majority of their output, their albums were a BIT DODGE.

    I believe one could justifiably call their Singles Collection "stonking" however.

    And they were much, much more appealing to me than Steps were. I realise I'll be in a minority with that.
     
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  36. RobotBoy

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    For someone twice his age, perhaps.
     
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    I liked the Sunshine album.
     
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    I think singles wise they were POSSIBLY more consistent than Steps, but the two groups were really quite different because Steps have some great album tracks and always did a full album campaign. S Club 7's singles were nearly always the album highlights and at most they released 2-3 singles from their albums.
     
  39. VoR

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    For me the problem with their singles is that they almost all sounded like cheesy TV-show tie-ins; which of course is exactly what they were. I don't think they stand apart half as well as Steps finest moments.

    Also they really suffer from not having a Lisa Scott-Lee figure. Where's the HEART, the SOUL, the DESPERATION? It was just 7 jobbing stage school kids. Even though the other 4 Steps members were basically in it for the money, Lisa gave you someone to root for, or at least pity.
     
  40. monsta

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    They were stage managed puppets in every sense. The only flash of them revolting against their programming was when Tina got her gash out but even that was towards the end anyway when nobody really cared.

    There doesn't seem to be ANY story behind-the-scenes either. Look how JUICY the Steps reunion was, mainly for H's Machiavellian plans involving poor impressionable Claire.

    Jo crying in an Adidas cap to Fiona Phillips isn't really the same.
     

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