So, the McCanns

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  1. cwej

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    Exactly how I feel. I loved the few weeks where we were led to believe THEY DID IT, but other than that it's a fucking BORE.
     
  2. Weltmeister

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    Find Maddie

    "Sick Madeleine 'advertising' spoof in German magazine is 'extremely hurtful'"

    http://img.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/FindMaddieCEN_800x554.jpg
     
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  4. cwej

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    I can't believe that it's front page news that Gerry has gone back to work. I mean even Holly and Jessica and Sarah Payne didn't have this ridiculous public obsession... I don't have a CLUE when their parents went back to work. And I don't really care either.
     
  5. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    This is a good thing.

    i hope everyone who donated realises they paid for a holiday and mortgage repayments....
     
  6. Star

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    There once was a young girl called Maddie
    She had such an irresponsible daddy
    Snatched from her bed
    She's probably dead
    Grabbed by a Portuguese baddy.
     
  7. David

    David Misanthropic Old Bastard

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    I feel HORRIBLE for giggling at that, Star made me a bad person. :evil:
     
  8. Strawberry Jam

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    I blame Victoria Beckham.
     
  9. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    I DID raise an eyebrow when it was reported that the police are hunting a VB lookalike.

    She HAS always wanted a girl...
     
  10. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    I thought THE SAME. They is only so much gaying up she can do to Romeo.

    Then I thought THIS could be the culprit:

    http://img.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_03/chanelleBIG2109_468x661.jpg

    GUILTY.
     
  11. win_the_game

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    Chanelle needs to get herself a life. Why would anyone want to go around copying and impersonating someone else? Get your own identity ffs.
     
  12. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    What a STUPID CUNT

    And that goes for CLARENCE MITCHELL too

    Talk about ORCHESTRATED
     
  13. COB

    COB jumped up little prick

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    Guess who's BACK (with the help of 'state of the art' computer graphics)...

    [​IMG]

    I hope we're ready to LOOK INTO HER EYES all over again :bruised:
     
  14. Ag

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  15. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    What a WEAK hairline.
     
  16. Ag

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    She looks like a BITCH.
     
  17. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    What's with the bags under her eyes? Is that because she's been working in the white slave trade and/or as a hooker?
     
  18. COB

    COB jumped up little prick

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    Definitely quite sinister... I'm starting to think SHE did it.
     
  19. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    I hate when an artist sexes up their image for a few extra sales.

    What about INTEGRITY?
     
  20. COB

    COB jumped up little prick

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    They didn't go far enough really - THIS is how you do it:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gjp5jxzbDWg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  21. Tisch

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    I got about half way through before I realised this was a spoof! :D
     
  22. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Seriously, why am I still paying for this shit? She's GONE- she's not coming back. I know that's FUCKING HARD, love, well, if you didn't KNOCK HER OFF YOURSELF, that is, but just get OVER IT ALREADY and move on with your lives...
     
  23. delirium

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    I don't understand how they think there's a good chance she's still alive? Surely after a few days, there's a 99% chance the child is DEAD. What's she special about this situation that makes the police think differently?
     
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  24. Indie

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    I hope we see the computer generated image of her when she's 17 and injecting skag
     
  25. Rachey

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    I used to like a film/program years ago called I Know My First Name is Steven about a very young boy who gets stolen and raised by a strange man and he changes his name etc. when he's aboit 18 he finally escapes and finds his real family.

    Maybe the McCanns have watched it and hope for the same thing :)

    I lost interest in the whole maddie saga about two days after it happened.
     
  26. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Yes, but that was a DRAMA. And yes, ok, EVERY NOW AND THEN that might happen in reality but it's SO SO RARE and with all the press coverage of Maddie, does anyone still REALLY think they might have been able to get away with this? I mean, there was talk for a while of her being on a boat somewhere in the Med and so EVERY PORT WAS BEING CHECKED BY POLICE etc etc- all of this in the news. ANY person who kidnapped her, when faced with this, would have had a brick in her face and overboard in a weighted bag before you could say "Rohypnol".

    SHE'S DEAD
     
  27. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    Why are we STILL WAITING for Kate McCann's appearance on DANCING ON ICE?
     
  28. Tisch

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    What a rubbish photofit. If I looked like that I'd never be able to show my face in public again.
     
  30. Slave

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    I think the reason it won't GO AWAY is related to the fact that they are a bit wealthier than your average family whose child goes missing - not least because they must have STACKS in that fund of hers. If they were a few rungs down the social ladder, you can guarantee someone would have turned around and told them it was over and declared her dead.

    And whilst I'm not sure that the general public is really CONVINCED they didn't do it, I guess they have a bit of goodwill from the media given that the majority of them pretty much jumped on the "oh, the parents did it" bandwagon so probably feel OBLIGED. I can well imagine editors rolling their eyes at having to run it again but some PR person somewhere saying "well, you DID accuse them"
     
  31. Dr Lecter

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    Poor Shannon Matthews family . Being poor = getting caught
     
  32. Christian

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    That's a great photofit actually (in terms of looking human that is).

    It certainly beats this ALL TIME CLASSIC:

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  33. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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  34. David 5000

    David 5000 I'll dance alone

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    That reminds me of this (although strictly speaking not a photofit):

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    BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD ALL DAY. THANK YOU. :bad:
     

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