SOREEN

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Do you like Soreen?

  1. YES

    10 vote(s)
    71.4%
  2. NO

    4 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Penelope

    Penelope FYFFES FOR ALL

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    What do you think of this HOT GROSS SHIT?
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Is that Loreen’s less naval gazing sister?
     
  3. Penelope

    Penelope FYFFES FOR ALL

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    No, MORE
     
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  4. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    The original can fuck right off but the banana one is FAB.
     
  5. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    Do people really eat this thing?
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I don't LOVE it, but I do like it.
     
  7. Suomi

    Suomi Super Moderator

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    I just can’t imagine an occasion where you’d crack out a loaf of Soreen.

    You thought this chemsex party couldn’t be bettered, didn’t you? Well when that kettle has finished boiling, boy have I got a surprise for you.
     
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  8. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Judging you in Google Translate

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    Why would someone be boiling a kettle at a chemsex party?
     
  9. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    To sterilise the toys.
     
  10. Penelope

    Penelope FYFFES FOR ALL

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    Dare I explain slamming to Kala? :D
     
  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Soreen is very absorbent. Perhaps it's soaked and inserted.
     
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  12. Penelope

    Penelope FYFFES FOR ALL

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    So TENDER with Lurpak :disco:
     
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  13. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'm not sure if have made a post admitting I liked it had I realised the vote wasn't public.
     
  14. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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  15. Penelope

    Penelope FYFFES FOR ALL

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  16. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    I like the fruity ones, but the original is tosh.
     
  17. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    If you have asked me I'd have guessed it had CEASED TO EXIST in about 1988
     
  18. Kalabaliken

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    A bit like SABRINA then.
     
  19. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    My grandad used to roll slices of it up like little turds and we would eat them for pudding when we stayed over.
     
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  20. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    It's pretty impossible to cut without it ending up like a number 2 or 3 on the Bristol stool chart anyway, isn't it?
     
  21. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Judging you in Google Translate

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    I thought it was the Glasgow scale, or is that something else?
     
  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Is this some sort of NATIONAL TURD OFF?

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Judging you in Google Translate

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    Type 3 are always the most satisfying.
     
  24. OutSynk

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    This and the tags have me crying.
     
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  25. OutSynk

    OutSynk User

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    POLL NOW.
     
  26. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I think three is ideal

    I prefer the pleasure/pain trade off of 2 personally.
     
  27. Suomi

    Suomi Super Moderator

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    Love a cheeky type 4, your anus is basically the tube slide at Center Parcs
     
  28. OutSynk

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    Type 7 is good for when you're like OH GOD JUST GET IT OUT OF ME I CAN'T BE FUCKED. Feelings of cleanliness and lightness follow which is a plus.
     
  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    For me that's more a 6

    7 I associate with being quite unwell
     
  30. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    HOT STOOL CHAT
     
  31. Suedey

    Suedey Pose.

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    Same

    I love it toasted with butter :disco:
     
  32. Penelope

    Penelope FYFFES FOR ALL

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    This stool chat is NOT what I'd hoped to prompt with discussion of HOT GROSS SHIT!
     
  33. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    I feel kind of proud for turning a thread about malt loaf in to a thread about which is the most satisfying shit. :D
    And my grandad is awesome (he shares his birthday with Moopy)
     
  34. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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  35. octophone

    octophone a wonderful wooden reason

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    Soreen reminds me almost exclusive of an aunt of my mother's. It is exactly the kind of thing she would have ready for us on a Sunday. I rather liked the fact that you could reshape it and it was only in adulthood that this set certain alarm bells ringing.
     
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