Stalker-Enabling Thursday

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  1. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Morning.

    When I was a kid, an "anonymous" valentine was romantic and fun. Now it's creepy and classed as harassment.

    I agree with this piece of social progress.
     
  2. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Oh, THAT'S why he was in a PISS this morning
     
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  3. big ron

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    Happy mutual respect from a pre-agree distance day.
     
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  4. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I love you with all
    my heart and my soul
    I'd send you a card
    but I'm still on parole
     
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  5. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm off to a MESSAGING WORKSHOP all day today

    MESSAGE COMING THROUGH: 'KILL ME NOW'
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Take your shoes off
    and feel the freedom
    Let's shake it
    Let's move it
    and take your shoesies off
    Woooo
     
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  7. Rita

    Rita User

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    I am off out for a Valentines lunch. I am so out of touch with all this shit.
     
  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I think that means you're consenting to anal this evening.
     
  9. Rita

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    He is WORKING this evening but said he wanted to see me. I would have quite happily waited until Friday night and made a night of it, but he wanted to take me out today which is sweet.
     
  10. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Oh well, there's always the restaurant toilets.
     
  11. Rita

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    Them boys they want my coochie
    I say nope, I’m no hootchie
     
  12. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Mr Kate has had our Valentines dinner booked since November or something. He won't tell me where but through some interrogation I reckon it's the Ivy in Kensington. Let's see if we beat last year's celebrity spot (Sir Paul McCartnéy).
     
  13. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    I don't want to make all you couple people jealous, but I have a date tonight to sit at home on my own and drink heavily.
     
  14. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Yeah, well, I'm going for a facial peel and then having an early night because tomorrow is the first Half Price Chocolate Day of the year.
     
  15. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    That'll be today, in Home Bargains at least.
     
  16. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Don't have one nearby. I have a 3 Tescos, 2 Sainsbury's, a Poundland and a Thorntons (pfft) within a reasonable distance of my work.
     
  17. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    The supermarkets hold on until at least after 7pm, hoping to catch the "shit, I forgot!" workers on their ways home.
     
  18. Indie

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    I'm having a Valentine's flight home today, where we can ignore each other by watching in-flight movies. How romantic.
     
  19. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I've been there. I DIDN'T LIKE IT
     
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  20. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    I went out for lunch with my ex and told my mum I was with a man to appear fiercely heterosexual.
     
  21. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I’m flying home from Warsaw so missing all the Valentine’s fun. Particularly given that my flight is already delayed by an hour and a half and I haven’t even got to the airport yet :evil:
     
  22. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I had a lovely row with my Polish counterpart today, though, which was nice, after he turned up 10 minutes late to a client meeting, 40 minutes after he was supposed to meet me to brief me and so left me to deal with an angry client I knew FUCK ALL about. Still, in the row that followed I called him an “incompetent amateur” and got to use the word “rectitude”, so not all was lost... :disco:
     
  23. big ron

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    I've done ket there.
     
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  24. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Should've given Shirl a bit :(
     
  25. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    It was OK really IF A BIT PRICEY it's just Mr SHIRL got in some kind of SNIT with my brother about CHIPS or something and AS USUAL I was STUCK IN THE MIDDLE
     
  26. Rita

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    Today was lovely. We went to new restaurant that opened a few weeks ago and the food was OK, but the company was DELIGHTFUL.
     
  27. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I've made Mr L feel guilty with my gifts and making a lovely dinner. So now he's back in my debt and usual equilibrium is restored.
     
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  28. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Maybe you’ll even get SEXED later :disco:
     
  29. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I’d entirely forgotten that my bathroom should basically be DONE when I get home tonight, which is about as exciting as Valentine’s Day gets for me :disco:
     
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  30. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    On a weekday night? It'll be a quick handjob at best. Oh no, I'll store it until Saturday morning and demand the full works, with non negotiable extras.
     
  31. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Saturday morning? Yikes, who has time to MOP OUT on a Saturday morning when there’s Drag Race to get out of the way?
     
  32. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Mr SHIRL has opened his FANCY CHRISTMAS WINE but unless proved otherwise I'm putting it down to COINCIDENCE
     
  33. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    At least treat him to a Swedish safeword.
     
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    smorgasbord
     

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