Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by OutSynk, Mar 12, 2020.
Funny that. You would almost think they were a shower of robbing bastards or something...
dumping sticks AND buying stocks in Citrix! it's so transparent it hurts my face from all the mansoning
To be fair it takes time to price this kind of stuff in and with the markets being so uncertain and it's likely liquidity is drying up, I'm not surprised banks haven't immediately done something for mortgage rates.
At least everyone will have clean arses while they starve through the incoming Greatest Recession.
Dow rebounds more than 11% in best day since 1933 as Congress nears coronavirus stimulus deal
the stock market is the biggest con ever.
Quite possibly what is known in the industry as a "dead cat bounce"
3.3 million newly unemployed in the US. It'll be fine!
here are two choice headlines:
CNBC: Dow rallies more than 1,300 points, capping its biggest 3-day surge since 1931
PUBLISHED WED, MAR 25 20206:08 PM EDTUPDATED THU, MAR 26 20205:21 PM EDT
Obsever: How a Hedge Funder Scored a 10,000% Return Amid Coronavirus Market Meltdown
By Sissi Cao • 03/26/20 12:04pm
it plummets cause you know coronavirus. then it rebounds cause trump says it would be beautiful if people went back to church and work for easter. what the flaming fuck?
this guy got me a bit wet.
it's astonishing how all the giant, unruly offspring of the divine free market keep having to be bailed out.
Yeah, that gave me a warm tingly feeling as well.
and the vicious cirlce perpetuates itself.
full article here (may contain traces of wsj).
I understand very little of the quote but it sounds evil
The price of a barrel of oil in the US has now gone below $0.
What the fuck does that mean?
Does that mean the 21 million unemployed can now eat free oil?
This is why I'm poor.
I think the oil producers have too much so are having to pay people to take it off their hands as they can’t afford to store it, or don’t have the capacity to store it themselves? It’s all quite abstract and I don’t quite understand it.
FREE OIL FOR ALL!
Does this mean they would pay you to fill your RENAULT TWINGO?
Only if you buy American oil
I feel sorry for RuPaul’s crushed fracking dreams.
I just paid two quid for a bottle of Crisp n' Dry in Tesco on the way home. What a fucking cheek.
So much for the stock market crash. A new bull run is expected.
The UK economy shrunk by 20%(!) in April.
Likely worst recession in the UK since 1707. Borrowing highest since WW2.
Get ready for WORSE SHIT TO COME!
Just as well Brexit is going to save us all!!!!
Meanwhile bitcoin is almost back to its all time high.
Still don’t understand bitcoin, even if Revolut are saying I could win a Bitcoin
All I know about bitcoin is that it is SOMEHOW terrible for the planet. You'd think IMAGINARY MONEY would avoid that.