STORY time!

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  1. The_Dance

    The_Dance Peekabo

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    I think we need to recognise the diversity of our audience here at MOOPY. One thing that concerned me most in recent weeks was talk of shit music, alcohol munchies, self muggings, Brucie's new game show, talk of bringing back Ian and details of Michelle Gayles new single :confused: I realised there was nothing suitable for the less intellectual and/or younger readers. So in aim of redressing this unfortunate oversight, I bring to you the first of what MAY be a series of story time. YAY!
     
  2. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    It's like Jackanory NEVER finished... :bad:
     
  3. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    Oooh, can I contribute?
     
  4. The_Dance

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    overwhelming GRATITUDE
     
  5. The_Dance

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    OFCOURSE. The more the merrier!
     
  6. PurpleTurtle

    PurpleTurtle Ashes to ashes...

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    Is this going to be a Straw-type affair?
     
  7. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Once upon a time, a lovely young lady lived on a lonely island, her only friend was a flamingo.

    One day she got hungy, so she killed the flamingo after fondling it.

    THE END
     
  8. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    I bet she was called Rachey... :evil:
     
  9. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    No she was called FLORENTINE actually....
     
  10. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    Florentine-Rachey Baby then... :oi:
     
  11. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Florentine McFlamingo ACTUALLY
     
  12. The_Dance

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    As much as I loved him erm I DON'T THINK SO ;)
     
  13. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    Florentine-Rachey McFlamingo Baby
     
  14. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    No...i dont know where you got this "racheybaby" name from....sounds a bit SHIT to me....Florentine is a CLASSY bird....
     
  15. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    So it obviously CAN'T be you then! :D
     
  16. The_Dance

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    It was yet another cold, wet and windy day at moopy. Sheena stood on his tiptoes and peered out the window. Outside in the streets, student bums, tramps, boys and girls wore their warmest clothes, raincoats and carried umbrellas. Sheena signed. He didn't want to go to playschool today :( ....................
     
  17. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Well exactly....thats what ive been TRYING to say.

    Altho i AM classy......*fondles breasts in new bra*
     
  18. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    This is the tale about a short woman lived in a small town with the population of 90,000. She never did much with her life except have sex. The more sex she had, the smaller the population became as she wore out the hearts of all the men folk with her rampant and passionate sexual appetite. It took a big bull dyke called Racheybaby to send her packing.

    The town people praised Racheybaby who had just as big a sexual appetite as the short woman and eventually there was no one alive left in the town cos she wore out all the hearts of every woman and murdered all the animals with a flood of lemonade.

    The End
     
  19. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    Toyah And The Short Woman

    Toyah was urinating over the Edinburgh Castle wall when the cannon he was straddling was fired and it sent him flying thousands of miles over land and sea until he landed quite by chance in the bed of a short woman. She squealed out her orgasmic delight and devoured his shortbread and proceeded to toss his long caber and seek out his Loch Nessie. The liv.ed happily ever after and had lot's of little Nessie's the threesome firtborns were called Allie, Kate and Major Hotlips Houlihan.

    The End
     
  20. Toyah

    Toyah LOON PANTS

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    The kids were called, Sophie, Geri, and Farrah-Rose
     
  21. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    They were eaten by Loch Nessie :evil:

    We had three other kids and we called them Scully, Jane Curtin and M.A.S.H 4077th.
     
  22. Joseph

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    beastly!:disco:
     
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    What SHIT
     
  24. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Who gave Jizzy the fucking URL then?
     
  25. obsedonkypower0

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    da 1 u lift in my bog larst night yuckkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    :disco: :disco: :angry: :cool: :nun: :cool:
     
  26. Rachey

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  27. Nike

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    The Dildolic Time Machine aka Where in Time is Racheybaby?

    Racheybaby is the most succesful lesbian pimp on The Isle of Wight. She lives in a lesbian lighthouse. Now she chose this lighthouse as her base of operations cos it resembles a giant dildo and dildo's are her business. Many, many people flock from all over the world to her lighthouse cos she claims it is the home of Jonathan Creek and that her biggeest client is Caroline Quentin. She has a side business as a Caroline Quentin soundalike.

    One day Racheybaby dressed as her heroine Dolly Parton was entertaining lesbian Stephanie Slater and her many lesbian cat's in the lighthouse lightbulb room when she came across an ancient dildo. Amazed at her find, she took it to a world reknowned dildo expert, Miss Wacko. Miss Wacko discovered the dildo to be 7366 years old and said that in order to preserve it nobody could touch it without rubber gloves on. So Racheybaby took it back to the lesbian lighthouse and stuck a femidom up her muff and shoved the ancient dildo up herself.

    *racheybaby's world spins and she finds herself hurtling through time and space*

    "OMG, I've found a dildo time machine!" she squealed in orgasmic dellight. She pulled the dildo out and she came to a stop. She shoved it back up her muff again and she moved through time again. "WOW!"

    Finally Racheybaby pulled it out and looked around at her surrounding's, dripping cum everywhere. She screamed aloud at what she saw...

    TO BE CONTINUED...
     
  28. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    How DOES your mind work?
     
  29. swangali

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    Nike has too much time!

    She could be in Sainsburys now
     
  30. Nike

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    Well I was on Haven and was reading STAR's Dr Who joke and decided to do a Dr Who type of story, but with a lesbian and a dildo instead of a Dr and a Tardis.
     
  31. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    GET MUFFED, HEATHANIC HEATHAN :angry:
     
  32. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Time and a half, though!
     
  33. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    I'd rather break my neck muff diving myself than go anywhere near that place.
     
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    I ordered ORGANIC lemonade, not Sainsburys OWN BRAND

    SOME internet shoppers! :evil:
     
  35. Toyah

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    When is it you're back at SAINSBURY'S? Tomorrow?
     
  36. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    TUESDAY...*spits*
     
  37. Nike

    Nike *I AM THE DOCTOR*

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    If I had done your shop I would have sent you a bottle of piss.
     
  38. Apocalypt Flyer

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    I think it might be interesting to get Nike to a psychoanalasys and see the results :confused:
     

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