Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by Sharla, May 9, 2017.
The Blackpool theming isn't quite so fitting for Borehamwood.
Oh dear, Bruno's getting a bit giddy.
That routine really has maximum Joe annoying gitface.
Well done Katya
119/20 is OUTSTANDING. Even if she doesn't win, she will be the QUEEN in Moopy's hearts.
Did Shirley and Bruno give 10 to every single dance tonight?
Right Tess, NOW is when we hit mute
...and streaming Last Christmas instead feels appropriate.
It felt like it, I'm not sure about Gemma's first dance. They weren't giving a whole lot of the often mentioned GUIDANCE that is for sure.
Not sure why we are hearing so much from Chizzy. She hardly has a wealth of experience to offer from her time on the show.
I still feel Jonnie needs to go a little shorter with the hair.
In order of preference
Yes, another couple of inches, at least.
The group dance was great fun. Now to ready oneself for the coming deflating disappointment.
I'd accept a Debbie win, but Joe is somehow inevitable.
Do I need an OH WELL post ready to go?
OH FUCK OFF
Well done Katya
That is more appropriate.
But Gangnam Style is still your high point.
Boring boring boring.
OK, I didn’t watch every week but I didn’t realise Joe was even a contestant u til two weeks ago. He was that forgettable.
Aston outgitfacing Joe there.
That may be the most involved I've ever felt with a series of Strictly.
My interest did take a knock the week after Susan and Alexandra were in the bottom two, but aside from that I've been as engaged with it as ever.
That is some going.
Do we think there is any chance Alexandra will get a record deal off the back of this? I read she has been recording an album in her home studio during Strictly. Hopefully the material is strong enough.
Chicago is prematurely coming back to the West End next year. Alexandra should be a dead cert for Velma.
Let's hope for a Louise style acoustic tour.
How long has it been gone? As it's one of those shows that seems to be permanently touring I have no idea.
Just about 5 years since it closed and then went on tour. It got ridiculous for a while as they just relied on celebrity casting of people with zero dance experience.
THE BEAST wuz robbed.
I would have happily accepted a McGee win cos that tango was on FIRE but another JUST DECENT male dancer keeping two outstanding females off the win was total bullshit.
Fucking iconic - I’m bereft.
Joe looked like a talking Disney animal is the worst least fuckable way.
According to a now deleted tweet from David Paisley, a former Holby City actor LONG before Joe joined, they fucked and Joe threatened to beat him up if he revealed his sexuality.
Joe is certainly a friend of Dorothy. His VT in It Takes Two featured his "best friend" (/fag hag) waxing lyrical about him and no trace of partners.
Truly agog at this earth shattering news.
The Beasts jive was the best dance of the night. Followed closely by Debbie’s tango. Both deserved it more than Joe. Women are there own worst enemy sometimes.
Loved that opening number, the BEAST oozing star quality while the other three writhe around unconvincingly.
Lots of overscoring tonight, especially from Shirl, but it is the final so to be expected. At least we know who Craig wanted to win.
I think as far as ballroom goes it was a good routine for Alexandra, got the 40 anyway! I almost wish her showdance had been Finally, that felt a bit more like a final performance, however this one had so many good elements. At least we got Proud Mary! I had a smile on my face throughout for her... when she mouthed "mummy" though
Giovanni spelling out DEBBIE is enough to make my dick go inside myself. I always found that first Debbie routine a tad clunky despite those impressive lifts. Her showdance consisted of her mostly in the air unsurprisingly. Great choice for their series favourite.
Gemma seemed to be making up the numbers, her showdance had a whiff of butchness about it but if we remember how Xtina looked in that era it was fitting. Good on her for making the final.
What the fuck was Joe doing dancing with that shoe? I'm sick of him turning every performance into an audition for panto roles. That showdance was shite.
So the result was foregone, I just hope it leads to bigger thinks for AB (hopefully that elusive third album that makes it further than SoundCloud). What a woman to continue to be so unapologetically extra in the face of adversity.
Brendan Cole DROPPED.
Let that be a lesson
DON'T MESS WITH SHIRLEY