SCD Strictly Come Dancing 2011

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by FetchFugly, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. FetchFugly

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    I couldn't see a thread yet, and they have now announced the pro line-up for this year. From DS:

    So it is bye to rubbish twinky Jared and rather unsurprisingly the dance troupe, which wasn't exactly well used last year and hello to this chap:

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  2. RobotBoy

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    Ugh. Get rid of Brendan, Anton & Skanky Alliona please.
     
  3. Jark

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    If I were Anton and I got paired with another ancient no-hoper then I'd make sure this was my last series.
     
  4. RobotBoy

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    Poor old Kristina is the one who gets paired with no hopers the most which is most unfair seeing as she's the highlight of the show for me. At least Anton got Laila.
     
  5. David

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    He's used to old boilers though, he's danced with Erin Boag FOREVER!
     
  6. Jark

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    I am glad Natalie Lowe is back. :disco:
     
  7. David

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    To be paired with a talented but not particularly likeable soapstar AGAIN?
     
  8. Jark

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    It's her THING!
     
  9. Jark

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    Although surely Scott Maslen was very likeable?
     
  10. Rhythmbarbican

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    Rumours so far this year: James Thornton (Emmerdale), Chris Tarrant and Sean Connery (?!)
     
  11. David

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    Compared to Ricky Whittle, maybe, but in the overall scheme of things, not likeable enough to put him over the line, or even in the final.
     
  12. Samuel

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    They HAD to get rid of Jared this year, he literally couldn't choreograph a routine to save his life.

    I am pleased to see the BBC have kept on the wonderful Erin 'Miss Whiplash' Boag for another year.

    Sadly, Claudia won't be returning for It Takes Two this year due to her being ready to pop about a week before it goes live. She will be doing the Sunday results show still, though.
     
  13. FetchFugly

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    I am GUTTED about Claudia not returning for It Takes Two. Some of the names being bandied about as possible replacements (Kerplunsky... :manson:) are even more concerning.
     
  14. Halli

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    I'm surprised that haven't lured that Derek bloke from the American series
     
  15. Rhythmbarbican

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    He'll be doing the US version when Strictly starts.
     
  16. Peekaboo

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    They should get Janet and Sophie Ellis :disco: I'm hoping for a hot black male athlete this year too.

    Glad Jared was axed although the new guy is kinda fugly.
     
  17. RobotBoy

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    Oh no Claudia! :(

    Glad she's doing the Sunday show still though.
     
  18. FetchFugly

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    So according to The Sun Kerplunsky, Zoe Ball and Denise van Outen have all screen tested for Claudia's ITT job. The former is obviously completely unsuitable and while I do like Denise I think Zoe would be a better fit so I'd go for her.
     
  19. Diddy

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    That new guy isn't fugly! :D

    anyway another hot russian :shy:
     
  20. Broomhelga

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    Zoe was never very popular with the voters though, who will be the same people that watch ITT.
     
  21. FetchFugly

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    They've given her the job anyway, which I'm pleased about at least.
     
  22. FetchFugly

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    Holly Valance is apparently in the frame for this. :disco:

    I can just imagine the housewives rushing to pick up the phone to vote for her...
     
  23. Rhythmbarbican

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    Other recent rumours have included:

    Chemmy Alcott
    John Prescott
    Edwina Currie
    Bobby Ball
    Alex Jones
     
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  26. David

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    Unless Chemmy Alcott is still injured from last year that rumour makes NO SENSE given that the ski season starts in earnest in mid-November (though as a virtual unknown in a sport no-one cares about in the UK she'd probably be out well before then unless she's brilliant).
     
  27. Rhythmbarbican

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    This is the supposed female line-up and their partners leaked to the press..they're filming the launch show next week so it seems pretty definate.

    Anita Dobson- 5ft 2 Vincent Simone
    Nancy Dell'Olio - 5ft 5 Robin Windsor
    Edwina Currie - 5ft 6 Artem Chingvintsev
    Jodie Prenger - 5ft6 James Jordan
    Alex Jones - 5ft 7 Pasha Kovalev
    Chemmy Alcott - 5ft 8 Anton DuBeke
    Holly Valance - 5ft 8 Brendan Cole
     
  28. Mugatu

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    Anita to waltz to Anyone Can Fall in Love PLEASE.
     
  29. Samuel

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    I expect the audience to die from an EXPLOSION of CUNT when Holly and Brendan meet for the first time.
     
  30. Jark

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    That quadruple-punch of Nancy, Edwina, Alex and JODIE (:manson: :manson: :manson: :manson:) is truly the stuff of nightmares - I cannot understand why anybody would enjoy having JODIE FUCKING 'NORTHERN BIRD' PRENGER on their screens
     
  31. TurnerPrize

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    Nancy Dellolio? :o:D

    YES PLEASE

    I do hope Alex Jones goes out in the first week due to overwhelming LACK OF INTEREST. I'd imagine she's better at dancing than talking though.
     
  32. Samuel

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    Nancy's doing a Sally Bercow and donating a portion of her fee to charity, so I'd imagine you can count her in as a definite.

    Strictly seem to be moving away from the younger generation as the years go on, this cast isn't going to rope in the YOOF, is it?
     
  33. PercyPig

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    Holly will be the JUDGES FAVE but hated by EVERYONE ELSE

    It's how she'd want it.
     
  34. TurnerPrize

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    They mostly need a SEXY YOUNG MAN for the young girls and gays (surely the overwhelming majority of the youth who'd consider watching).

    Who's left a soap recently? Has Ryan off Eastenders been mentioned? I hold out hope that owner of my heart Harry from McFly will do a Kara Tointon and coming back as a proper contestant after popping up in a special last year.
     
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    Holly is filling the role of Moopy fave nobody else really remembers/knew who struggles to a mid-place finish after all the REALLY shit ones are out
     
  36. Nancy

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    Russell Grant is supposedly signed up as a contestant.
     
  37. FetchFugly

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    I had prepared myself for the others as they had been rumoured but Jodie Prenger is truly a terrible bolt from the blue. I wonder if she'll drive James Jordan back to bullying again.

    Interesting that they have given Anton someone under fifty who might not be completely incapable.
     
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    Edwina Curry and Lulu sitting on a bench outside our house last night... filming Strictly Come Dancing promo. Russell Grant too. Oh dear.
    1 hour ago
     
  39. RobotBoy

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    FUCKING LULU?
     
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    I am burning my FICTIONAL TV LICENCE IN PROTEST.
     

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