It feels far too early in the year to be starting this thread but whatever. Firstly the bad news, Anton du Cunt is back for yet another fucking year. Poor Brave Ola will also be back having a journey of her own as will most of the dancers. However the blond Australian who danced with Pixie and looked like Bob Downe is not invited back and neither is Yvetta Likkashitta, along with poor gay Robin and his exposed nipples. After young Kevin from Grimsby and Joanne from Grimsby bucked the trend they've recruited more foreigners: another Russian who previously was on Dancing With The Stars with paired with someone called Lisa Vanderpump, an Italian who doesn't appear to have posed gratuitously topless AND AND AND in a first for Strictly, a full blown black professional in the shape of a charming Fräulein called Otlile Mabuse, who also doesn't appear to have posed topless. I expect there are literally tens of UKIP voters who will be outraged and vow not to watch.