Strictly Come Dancing 2015

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by Sharla, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Sharla

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    It feels far too early in the year to be starting this thread but whatever.

    Firstly the bad news, Anton du Cunt is back for yet another fucking year.

    Poor Brave Ola will also be back having a journey of her own as will most of the dancers.

    However the blond Australian who danced with Pixie and looked like Bob Downe is not invited back and neither is Yvetta Likkashitta, along with poor gay Robin and his exposed nipples.

    After young Kevin from Grimsby and Joanne from Grimsby bucked the trend they've recruited more foreigners: another Russian who previously was on Dancing With The Stars with paired with someone called Lisa Vanderpump, an Italian who doesn't appear to have posed gratuitously topless AND AND AND in a first for Strictly, a full blown black professional in the shape of a charming Fräulein called Otlile Mabuse, who also doesn't appear to have posed topless.

    I expect there are literally tens of UKIP voters who will be outraged and vow not to watch.
     
  2. Cathy de Bourgh

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    Usually this newsbite is the first point in the calendar year where I consider looking at the Digital Spy Forums, has anybody dared check for me?
     
  3. FetchFugly

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    Oh I was practically falling over myself to get to the DS forum to witness what they had to say about this surprise announcement. :D

    In summary:

    Complaints abounded in various degrees about those pesky Cliftons, Anton, grumpy Brendan, untrained Janette and tabloid darling Ola being back. They've convinced themselves that Iveta went by choice, but Trent apparently paid the price for giving the producers an ultimatum to include his wife(!) in the lineup. There is already much speculation about which duffer poor old Aliona will be landed with this year.
     
  4. straightorbroken

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    I'll miss Ivetta's interesting face, and Robin will have more time to power bottom at least.
     
  5. Cathy de Bourgh

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    I'm hoping for another look of abject hatred from EVIL ALI.

    Is Gyles Brandreth doing much this autumn?
     
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    Robin is not a power bottom :smoke:

    The Italian guy is really beautiful. Sicilians truly do it better.
     
  7. Jark

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    Not strictly Strictly, but I happened to see Rumer Willis' two dances from the finale of the current DWTS and she is quite sensational. And I don't know if she got some surgery or just grew into her face but homegirl is looking good!
     
  8. Sharla

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    With Ben Cohen leaving his lovely wife and lovely daughters for the sportsman hunting Kristina Ribbentrop and creating lots of "curse of Strictly" stories about sultry dancers who've snared their unsuspecting celebrities, what better time to have some good old fashioned leaks about who will be appearing this season.

    Its 110% A-list.

    LISA SCOTT-LEE's former sister-in-law, brave orange cancer survivor MICHELLE HEATON
    KATIE PRICE's ex fella PETER ANDRE
    BANANARAMA's Keren's fella and former Wham! man ANDREW RIDGELEY
    COLEEN NOLAN's ex fella SHANE RITCHIE

    and

    UROPHAGIA enthusiast JAMELIA who will no doubt be writing an exclusive online diary of her Strictly journey

    There are also rumours about Chloe Madeley's dad, Carol Kirkwood, Lucy Beale, Nick Cotton and Antony Cotton, star of That Antony Cotton Show.
     
  9. Steptacular

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    Jamelia gets asked to do it every year, I've no idea why she has yet to say yes.

    Andrew Ridgeley?! I thought he was a recluse.
     
  10. Sharla

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    Former Spurs captain Jamie Redknapp and former Eternal singer Louise Redknapp are the latest names to be "in the frame".

    Expect a lot of "but she's a professional dancer and judged a dance competition" claims of unfairness if turns out to be true. Vernie's twitter will be worth monitoring as well.
     
  11. RobotBoy

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    Louise and Jamie would be wonderful.
     
  12. monsta

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    I would die!

    Just keep that rancid whore Kristina well away from Jamie.
     
  13. Sharla

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    Hopefully Kristina will get the gay one of the old fat one this year. I'm very disappointed with Ben Cohen. I'll think twice about buying a used jock strap from him again after his shenanigans, whether it's for LGBT causes or not.
     
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    My lord I hope it's true.

    And I love Kristina, what's she done wrong apart from never wear enough make-up?
     
  15. Sharla

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    What an EXCITING first announcement! :D
     
  17. Halli

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    I hope they stick him with Poor Brave Ola.
     
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    He's too tall for Ola, but that hasn't stopped the producers before. I suspect he'll be paired with Natalie, for yet another early exit. :(


    At least it's not Tim Vine. :gross:
     
  20. Sharla

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    Poor Natalie (she reminds me of a post RTA facially reconstructed Kate Hudson) deserves a decent partner this year.

    Ricky Whittle - Scott Maslen - Audley Harrison - Michael Vaughan - injured - Tim Wonnacott.
     
  21. Steptacular

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    Oh I read an article the other week about the people who are supposedly doing it:

    Peter Andre
    Karen Danczuk (who?)
    Jamelia (finally!)
    Louise and Jamie Redknapp
    Eamon Holmes and Ruth Langford
    Richard and Judy (PLEASE GOD!)
    Angie Best
    Adrian Chiles
    Shane Richie
    Georgia-May Foote
    Kirsty Gallacher
    Michelle Heaton
    Carol Kirkwood
     
  22. Rhythmbarbican

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    Karen Danczuk is the ex-wife of MP Simon Danczuk, she's more famous for taking selfies and er, that's all.

    Judy can barely walk anymore so I can't see her doing it.
     
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    I felll at the first hurdle last year, it was just too boring. I'd potentially tune in for Peter Andre and Jamelia but the rest of the list seems more fodderish than usual.
     
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    Ainsley Harriot of Ready, Steady, Cook fame was just confirmed on The One Show.
     
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    They're REALLY wheeling them out so far! :eyes:
     
  26. Sharla

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    I'd rather have the chaff announced before the wheat.

    But how unremarkable. I predict bright colours, a lot of sweat, bad posture and compliments on his rhythm.
     
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    Maybe his eyes will fall on the floor if he gets a ten from Len.
     
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    Not sure if Ainsley is the 'Darcey not so subtly implies she wants to sleep with him' or the 'Aliona's face of hate when he's revealed as her partner' celeb. Either way, I've got high hopes!
     
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  30. Halli

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    Ah Kellie Bright is lovely. I imagine she'll be a good dancer, she's about as stage school as they get.
     
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    She'll be the one everyone goes 'She's great, but I'm not voting her because clearly she's trained' and she'll come about 3rd or 4th.
     
  32. Steptacular

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    She should easily make the top 5 yes. I already know my mum will hate her.
     
  33. Sharla

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    The lovely Katie Derham's participation has been confirmed, along with Georgia May Foote from Corrie, a pretty girl who'll probably come 5th and be on the receiving end of hilarious foot related puns from Len. I predict 'you didn't put a foot wrong!!' to feature in the second episode.
     
  34. Halli

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    Katie Derham's permanent GRIN annoys me. She also looks like Matthew Wright
     
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    Helen George is the latest rumoured contestant, she's on Call the Midwife. Not really known by name but her face is familiar.

    Gok Wan is another rumoured name, and the latest tweet on digitalspy said that the next contestant would be announced 'in style' on BBC Breakfast tomorrow, which would suggest he's in.
     
  36. Sharla

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    I thought Helen George aka Trixie the alcoholic engaged to the dishy vicar with the gorgeous eyes was confirmed rather than rumoured? I have it on good authority she's really quite nice in real life and is the sort of woman other women will vote for.

    Edit: apparently not! The article I read this morning says she's "to join" not "has joined".

    I really hope they go for Louise and Jamie over Richard & Judy.
     
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  37. Halli

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    Peter Andre CONFIRMED
     
  38. straightorbroken

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    They should book Pricie now no matter how much she wants.
     
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    Oh god IMAGINE :D
     
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    Daniel O'Donnell CONFIRMED

    :manson: :manson: :manson:
     

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