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  1. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Low inspiration.

    Morning tho'.
     
  2. Zu-Klara

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    Morning dolly. Must say I’m really getting into the bank holiday party mood at this end with Laibach’s ‘Also Sprach Zarathustra’. Oh it’s just non-stop kicks and spins! :disco:
     
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  3. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I was being irritated by an outdoors techno dance party last night. At least the weather was awful and they should get rained on today as well by the looks of it. Good.
     
  4. Ag

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    Feeling FINE (if a little over-heated) following yesterday's wedding.

    It's a shame we experienced HOMOPHOBIA.
     
  5. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    UGH. How rubbish, I'm sorry to hear that.

    Seriously, I wonder what bloody century it is, sometimes.
     
  6. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    Hello. Somewhat hungover. Mostly very tired.
     
  7. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I thought i'd try and cover up my greys but the dye was a bit darker than I had expected, so i'm currently sitting here with vitamin c powder and anti dandruff shampoo on my hair trying to get rid of it

    It looks like someone was sick on my head :gross:
     
  8. Rita

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    Add me to the mildly hungover group. Too much wine.
     
  9. Rita

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    I am watching a new BBC music quiz called The Hit List. Why did we not send a team in for Moopy funds?
     
  10. big ron

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    Tired and covered in cow shit. I dont want to go out again today.
     
  11. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Sold my beloved Flipper car today :(
     
  12. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    Awww. Be honest, did you have a little cry?
     
  13. Ag

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    I have to say following the homophobic incident last night, I almost resorted to violence. That I didn't is a relief, but I'd have happily punched the little cunt.

    Cunt (from a distance): Mr Ag, Mr Ag
    Mr Ag: Yeah?
    Cunt: Are we going to dance later?
    Mr Ag: Yeah, bring it on.
    Cunt: I wouldn't dance with you, you fa...
    Me: What did you just say you FUCKING LITTLE CUNT?

    I'd had a LOT of gin and it took quite a lot to calm me down. Happily everyone agreed he was a prize wanker.
     
  14. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    I blamed the hormones :(
     
  15. Floppet

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    I've always found that a sinister whisper in somebody like that's ear works a lot better than violence, I put the fear of God into my cousin's 19 year old son seven years ago and he hasn't attended a family party that I've been at since then.

    Well done for resisting the urge to kick his teeth in and break all of his fingers though, had you done that everybody would have remembered that part and not the little wanker and his homophobia that caused it.
     
  16. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    I was crying on my doorstep and then literally bawling sat on the stairs in my hall when Big Red went and I didn't have any hormones to blame. Has he gone to a new home or did you trade him in?
     
  17. Star

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    Traded him in, the new car arrives soon hopefully!
     
  18. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Why do I have no difficulty at all envisaging that? :D
     
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  19. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    So my hair disaster continues

    Vitamin C and Head and Shoulders made no difference so I reverted to colour corrector

    But after washing that out my hair turned orange

    After another trip to Tesco in a hat, I’ve got some Touch of Silver shampoo on it to tone it down before I try and dye it again :(
     
  20. Zu-Klara

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    Oh NO. What colour were you aiming for?

    Just shave it all off and pretend it never happened. Or wear wigs. I hear Vanity do a lovely selection :disco:

     
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  21. Zu-Klara

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    CALLING ALL CHAT LOUNGE WITCHES AND SEERS

    Am I right in saying that accidentally treading on dog shit brings good luck or is that just magical thinking?
     
  22. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    I think you need to be SHAT ON.
     
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  23. Zu-Klara

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    Oh of course it’s PIGEONS isn’t it :(
     
  24. Zu-Klara

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    Perhaps pigeons bring good luck to the UPPER chakras - love luck and romantic evenings at the Wimpy, etc. - and dogs bring it to the LOWER: glamorous pieds-à-terre, etc. Which is the kind of luck I need right now, so thanks Fido :disco:
     
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  25. Zu-Klara

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    I’ve consulted very knowledgable oracles via Google and apparently stepping in CACA DE CHIEN with one’s LEFT foot does indeed signify good luck, whereas getting it all over your RIGHT trotter means terrible life-long misfortune and probably the imminent death of everyone you’ve ever loved :)

    Luckily it was my LEFT Adidas which got the full brunt of the rich turdy goodness :disco:
     
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