Sunday wades through a bog

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  1. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Top tip: Don't take a hidden little path when you go for a walk in a park. You might end up having to walk through a bog like I just had to do. Jeans and shoes DEAD
     
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    And yes I could have just walked back the other way but that would have equated to defeat
     
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    This reminds me of one of the cottaging Moop meets once where we had to wade through some mud, the squeals :D

    @Alex @Suomi
     
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    OH I THOUGHT THE TITLE WAS A METAPHOR FOR THE DRUDGERY OF LIFE.
     
  5. Iguana

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    I can only imagine :D

    I didn't squeal but I did laugh out loud as I tried and failed to hang on to some scraggly branches around the edges
     
  6. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    It works on both levels. I'm getting ready for @Jark's creative writing club
     
  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    MORNING

    I am eating a tin of beans with vegetarian sausages in that I found at the back of the cupboard and they're really quite good but I've run out of brown sauce, which meant I've had to dig even further back and get out the bottle of SPROUT ketchup I bought last Christmas for LOLs and forgot about and it's really quite pleasant too.

    And I had a Baileys about half an hour ago as I realised there was about a shot in the bottom of a bottle when I was rearranging the bar area display and otherwise it wouldn't have been symmetrical, so...

    WIN WIN WIN of a morning so far.
     
  8. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara ALLES QUATSCH!

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    I’m minded to pop out and feed ducks today except the last time I did it I took oats BECAUSE BREAD BAD APPARENTLY and did they want them? NO!
     
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  9. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    My local park now has a sign up saying it's okay to feed them bread in moderation, because after putting a sign up a while back saying NOT to feed them it, half of them starved to death.
     
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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    What's 'in moderation', though? And how the buggery am I meant to know what anyone else is feeding them?
     
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    ONLY 12 HOURS UNTIL I CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP.
     
  12. Zu-Klara

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    I’m thinking one slice per duck :)
     
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    Have any of you ever been put off their food by a totally unconnected sight? Like a poo or something.

    That trope has come up on two different things I’ve watched today and I just can’t relate
     
  14. Nancy

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    I ONCE MISTOOK A CARDBOARD BOX FOR A GOOSE
     
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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    slathered in STORK or not?
     
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    I hope it wasn't at Christmas Dinner
     
  17. Indie

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    Ducks are vegetarian, don't make them eat other birds.
     
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    THEN THERE WAS THE TIME I THOUGHT I’D SEEN AN OSTRICH, BUT IT WAS JUST A GOOSE STOOD IN FRONT OF A BOLLARD
     
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    Well, they're not, but I'm sure they don't consume larger birds anyway.
     
  20. Iguana

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    Made a tit out of yourself there didn't you :basil:
     
  21. Alex

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    When I used to work in the countryside I once went on a walk where I fell over in a muddy field and got my shirt and trousers covered in mud to much amusement of the office
     
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  22. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    :D

    Some people will do anything for attention!

    I did fear that was going to be me today for a second to be honest
     
  23. Alex

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    I also got bitten by a horse on my birthday once on a lunch time stroll.
    I should have just gone to Tesco at lunchtime like the rest of the village
     
  24. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Were you INTERACTING with the horse?
     
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    I stroked it, it seemed very friendly. Then as soon as I started to walk away I had a sharp pain in my back :(
     
  26. Iguana

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    Aaw. He was just wishing you happy birthday in his own horsey way :(
     
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  27. Alex

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    Perhaps or it knew i’ve eaten horse before and it was planning its revenge
     
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    DO YOU DO THIS FOR FUN?!! @cwej
     
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    I CAN’T FIND ANY REASON TO GET OUT OF BED TODAY.
     
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    IS ANYONE GOOD WITH SPOTIFY?
     
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    Oh my fucking god I didn’t want to leave the flat today but I’m running low on COFFEE.
     
  32. Zu-Klara

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    Actually worse than running low on bog roll. I FEEL YOUR PAIN
     
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    I’ve not had a fag in three days and you’ll be interested to learn that I’ve also not passed a mess in that time. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
     
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    @Lucille Did Lidl not have their traditional Oktoberfest celebrations this year or did I somehow miss them? I think this unlikely given that I am your resident HAWK EYE FOR TAT UND NOVELTÄT
     
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    I’ve not had a fag in FOUR DAYS. Which explains why I’m so MISERABLE and BORED.
     
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    HAS OCTOBER HAPPENED ALREADY?
     
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    IT’S OK. ALL SORTED.
     
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    I KEEP THINKING IT’S JANUARY
     
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    NOW I REMEMBER WHY I ALWAYS CRACK ON DAY 4.
     
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    They do punctuate things somewhat. I’m rather restless and indecisive today but am trying to cast aside my magical thinking that smoking will make it better, as both occur when I’m fagging anyway
     

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