That little girl missing in Portugal

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  1. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    Maddie to replace Queen on banknotes. McCann family given wheelbarrow full of crisp £50 notes in commemoration.
     
  2. Crash

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    I hope shes found with a NOTE saying

    DADDY DID IT
     
  3. cwej

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    OH MY GOD at the Bryan Adams thing. I'm honestly ASTONISHED. I thought... she's posted that SO CONVINCINGLY but it just CAN'T be true. IT CAN'T BE.

    :| :| :| :| :|
     
  4. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    PLEASE let them do that cover version...it would be fucking HILARIOUS and might make people sit up and notice just how LUDICROUS this whole thing is

    More RUCKS at the weekend with friends who thought it was all QUITE JUSTIFIED

    GOOD GRIEF
     
  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    But yes, HOW DARE THEY STEAL THE IDEA FROM THE HOTLIST :evil:
     
  6. Halli

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  7. Christian

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    http://images.theSTOP FUNDING HATE/picture/0,,2007290197,00.jpg

    :manson:
     
  8. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    cunt of the week
     
  9. Ellie

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    That Robbie one looks photoshopped, but I see it's from The Sun website. STILL could be fake knowing THEM.
     
  10. Indie

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    it was in the Mirror too, at Ricky Hatton's boxing match in America.
     
  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I met some old work friends last week and there was a very obvious split right down the middle.
     
  12. cwej

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    Luckily EVERY SINGLE ONE of my friends has come done the Moopy side of the argument. They all think it's utterly RIDICULOUS.
     
  13. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    I don't really care what anyone else's opinion is. I've been telling them Wendy's pope joke anyway :D
     
  14. Rachey

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    You know what worries ME, if they DO release the single, stupid people (NOT ME :Oi: ) will think "aaww poor little girl, ill do my bit and help them out" and buy the single and it will end up doing REALLY WELL :grr:

    Oh and i saw the Robbie photo at work, good lord :manson:

    I havent said much at work about it because alot of them, apart from the men, think how sad it all is.
     
  15. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Why hasn't Star put up a 'moopy loves maddie' banner yet? Fucking heartless bitch.
     
  16. Christian

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    It's like she WANTS her to remain missing :evil:

    This site has an INTERNATIONAL REACH, for all we know, she could be living in JOSEPH'S HOME TOWN
     
  17. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Let's not forget how 'BEAUTIFUL' Star said Maddie was in the very first post.

    Have the police checked optometrists cupboards in the North London area?
     
  18. Christian

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    You'd think it would be Portuguese police's FIRST port of call, but you can't trust those JOHNNY FOREIGNERS with ANYTHING
     
  19. Potato

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    Oh LOL at the Bryan Adams cover.

    They should blatantly go with the hit (featuring Menly C) - Baby When You're Gone.
     
  20. Indie

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    i reckon she's a PILLHEAD

    i mean look at that first picture. That's a gurn if ever i saw one.
     
  21. Star

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  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    what a SMASHING IDEA :D
     
  23. Weltmeister

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    Well, no!

    But the british and american media has a big influence in many european countries!

    Only people who lost children by themself care about this stories, I guess. Those are the people with the baloons all over the world.

    I can see how the press from UK and Portugal is talking about it. Those are the involved countries. Spain as nighbour country, too. Other can report about it aswell, but there is no need to invite the parents to all the other countries!

    It seems indeed like a sick world tour, to make the most out of a very sad story! It is their own fault, if nobody feels sorry for them anymore, after that commercial tour!
     
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  24. cwej

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    EUUUGH... I've just thought - they'll no doubt write a book: 'THE SEARCH FOR MADDY'. :|
     
  25. Sild

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    Which will make Richard & Judy's inferior Book Club no doubt and clog the supermarket shelves
     
  26. Alex

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    A new series from the creators of "Where's Wally?"
     
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  27. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    They will probably BE the new Richard and Judy.

    This s probably the first step in a plot for total global domination.
     
  28. cwej

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    OH DON'T :D :D
     
  29. Raucous Bitch

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    I was in Portugal and didn't see her.
     
  30. cwej

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    Did you pull little boy's trousers down to make sure they weren't MADDIE IN DISGUISE? That would be WHOLLY appropriate in the GRAND SCHEME of things.
     
  31. lolly

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    I think should just incarcerate every child in the world and eliminate one by one.
     
  32. Sheena

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    I THINK you'll find someone has already SIGNED THAT CONTRACT

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  33. cwej

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    Nope, can't find her. :(
     
  34. cwej

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    BY GOLLY. You've got it. That would work. LOGICALLY.
     
  35. Raucous Bitch

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  36. Star

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    Oh dear :
     
  37. Raucous Bitch

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    The dude speaks THE TRUTH in his blurb though!
     
  38. Sild

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  39. Star

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    Madeleine McCann will be found strangled and buggered in a ditch.

    Description: Hello! This is a group for everyone who is utterly sick of hearing about the plight of Madeleine McCann and the way it's being usurped by celebrities and the media for a bit of free fucking advertising.

    Nobody's saying that the kid going missing isn't awful and our hearts go out to the parents etc etc. What we're saying is that putting her face all over THE COUNTRY SHE ISN'T EVEN IN isn't really going to help. And no, all those groups dedicated to Madeleine, full of wailing fucking morons 'praying' that she comes home safe aren't going to achieve much either.

    As a result of all the press attention, the names, faces and addresses of people loosely involved with the invesigation have been plastered all over the fucking papers, thus ruining their lives with our excellent "guilty until proven innocent, and even then probably worth avoiding, just in case" system. And let's not forget that all press attention tends to do in cases like this is make the kidnapper panic and kill the victim anyway. Thanks, News Of The World!

    Then there're all the celebrities offering cash rewards to anyone who comes forward with information. Last time I checked, the accumulated prize money stood at 2.5 million quid, after several increases (as if, say, 1 million wasn't enough, and people are just holding out for a higher reward before they come forward) - if any of the entirely generous celebrities really gave a rusty fuck, couldn't they just give the money to the NSPCC instead?

    Pricks.
     
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