The Apprentice The Apprentice: Series 13 Episode 5 - Lord Sugar's Birthday

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  1. Steptacular

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    In ten!
     
  2. Phoenix

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    Why is this late this week? I don't think I'll be able to stay awake.
     
  3. Steptacular

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    I think there's a graphic sex scene between two of the guys so they've had to push it back in the schedule.
     
  4. Shirley

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    We're back on GMT
     
  5. Steptacular

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    I cringe whenever anybody who lives north of Luton refers to London as if it's in fucking MONGOLIA.
     
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  6. Alex

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    Oh I always enjoy this one :D
     
  7. FetchFugly

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    This has felt a bit unthrilling up to now this week. Liz in the builders yard was fun but the taxi kick off didn't fully develop.
     
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    They keep cutting to Ross looking awkward. He's in deep trouble if they lose.
     
  9. Steptacular

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    JOANNA WHAT'S WRONG? :evil:
     
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    Joanna's card is marked with mean old Shugs now she cried. Liz couldn't enjoy the victory for a bit before going in on her teammates. Not sure about her view that the boys are so strong, seeing as they keep losing.
     
  11. Alex

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    Ross is so gone. It should be horrendous Charles
     
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    This genius IQ business is not going down well. :D
     
  13. Steptacular

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    Did Sajan just call him "SUGAR"? :D
     
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    Liz as a tour guide should be INCREDIBLE
     
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    Ross is coming across as a total cunt in You're Fired.
     
  16. Alex

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    He was quite amusing I thought !
     
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    Ugh, really? Even when he patronised the whole audience assuming they wouldn't understand the word 'plethora'? Because only GENIUSES know that word :manson: He got what he deserved from Linda Plante though :disco:
     
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    Wow... Ross made himself utterly unlikeable in that episode. The sheer arrogance. Good riddance and fuck off.
     
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    8 girls and 5 guys left now. The guys are useless.
     
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    The girls all hating each other probably IS driving them to get better deals, as unlikely as it seems.

    Ross was either a really DOUR cunt in that episode or had a poor edit to make him look that way because he came across as a right old SOURPUSS.

    Although talking about his “genius” in the boardroom must have sealed his fate. You just wouldn’t say it.
     
  21. lolly

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    And didn't I hear only 5 tasks left? Why haven't we had a double yet? Kylie knows there have been enough tasks where it would have been easily justifiable. Sugar must have quite the hard on for Harrison for him to still be there.

    I'm still hopeful we'll get a week when all the losing team is fired and nobody returns.
     
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    I can't be arsed making a new thread. Can we just have one for the whole series?

    Liz is being a right twat. Keep going.
     
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    To be such a joyless cow that even Claude notes that you are sucking all the fun out of something...
     
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    I'd have ditched that blue team tour by now. Reminds me of when I did a free walking tour in Prague and bailed after 20 minutes cos it was boring as shit.
     
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    Some wonderfully unimpressed tourists for both teams.

    Andrew is quite unbearable.
     
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    I fear the phrase BLADDY SHAMBLES is INCOMING
     
  27. Steptacular

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    I'd still fuck Andrew.

    Neither were perfect but surely Liz's team had the better tour and souvenirs.
     
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    In tears at Elizabeth's amazing episode tonight.

    When she went riding by on that segue way 'TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!"
    "Right, let's go to Cambridge"
    "After your tour they needed to be wrapped up in silver foil and given a Mars Bar"
    Her punting outfit
     
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    Just get him with the diabolical glasses out.
     
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    I wouldn't be opposed to a triple firing. :D at Charles air quoting Andrew's 'people skills and personality' though.
     
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    "Andrew you're never going to be my business partner... never never never..."

    Doesn't fire him.
     
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    I love it when Baroness Brady sticks her wooden spoon in to stir things up nicely.

    “If you’re talking, we can’t hear it back here”
     
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    Elizabeth for the win. She's brilliant. I loved seeing her stomping around manically with her yellow hat on looking at her watch every two seconds.
     
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    Elizabeth is event television but I do worry that she only has a week or two left. Sarah Jane’s firing was fair enough really - I didn’t even realise she was there until about a week ago.

    Is this doing OK in the ratings? The idea of making it comfortably through to Thursday afternoon without stumbling across a spoiler used to be the impossible dream but with the exception of last night’s ep, I’ve been catching up on the weekends with not so much as an inkling.
     
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    Last night's episode got 5m, it seems to be getting about 6.5m generally with catch up added.
     
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    That’s pretty good really.

    It’s definitely sunk a little but then it’s no longer “event” television so that’s to be expected.
     
  37. lolly

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    No new show thread? Shame on you, moopy.
     
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    Isn't that higher than the last episode of X Factor?

    And yes, it's absolutely not event TV any more (and I'm not sure it ever was to the same degree that XF and SCD were/are), but it's still decent enough, and I think broadly similar to last year? Or if not I'm sure only a gentle decline.

    The episode last night was one of the weaker ones so far, I thought. Although it may just have been Sarah Jane being just so nothingy on You're Fired after.
     
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    QUEEN Elizabeth :D I NEED a screen grab of her on the segway in her yellow outfit and rain poncho

    When the voiceover said "only 90 minutes til the cruise ship leaves" I was SO HOPING that the blue team and all their customers would miss it. IMAGINE

    Surprised Sarah-Jane went, I was sure it would be Charles. JEWISH ILLUMINATI etc
     
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    :D

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