The Apprentice The Apprentice: Series 14

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  1. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    Another SPARKLING SPORTS PERSONALITY CROWNED :side-eye:

    GET ON WITH IT
     
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  2. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Innit though
     
  3. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Is that worth it? i.e. how much Jackie Fast is there?
     
  4. Kalabaliken

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    Anyone here for a live chat during the show?
     
  5. Kate

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    Should have been Jackie and Jasmine.
     
  6. Kalabaliken

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    God Khadija was such a mouthy BITCH!
     
  7. Kalabaliken

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    I really cannot stand Camilla. How the fuck can someone who came up with the atrocities of Jet Pop AND Santa's Choco Seduction, the latter being THE worst branding ever to appear on the show, be in the FINAL?

    Sadly, her product is probably more appealing to Lord Sugar.
     
  8. Rita

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    I forgot all the former contestants were back.
     
  9. Rita

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    I loved Khadija.
     
  10. Kalabaliken

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    Sian, for FUCKS sake.
     
  12. Rita

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    Kurran would eat himself if he could. :zombie:
     
  13. Kalabaliken

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    Sian - "Wet the hair"

    Jasmine - "It would be a shame to wet the hair"

    :manson:
     
  14. Rita

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    Tom is handsome but he is also dead behind the eyes. I have seen more get up and go in a tortoise.
     
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  15. Alex

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    God Tom is cringy
     
  16. Kalabaliken

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    I'd fuck Tom but yeah, he's boring and his hair is SHIT.
     
  17. Rita

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    Sians swimsuit looks CHEAP.
     
  18. Kalabaliken

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    Kurran being the voice of reason! WHO KNEW? That advert looks fucking SHITE!
     
  19. Kalabaliken

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    They're FIFTY QUID!
     
  20. Alex

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    Yeah Tom wipe your nose lovely
     
  21. Kalabaliken

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    The branding for this is just for the task. They never use anything for the actual branding for the actual product. Lord Sugar will choose the product he likes the most regardless of this.
     
  22. Rita

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    Sians advert reminds me of a VT for a crap 90’s dating show.
     
  23. Kalabaliken

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    Poor Sian. :( She did well to be composed though. I'd have gone off my nut! But that wouldn't have helped the team spirit.
     
  24. Rita

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    The style is terribly dated.
     
  25. Rita

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    I say that but I am clearly not one of her uni student target market.
     
  26. Rita

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    What is going on with Jackies accent whilst filming that ad? :D
     
  27. Kalabaliken

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    I AM the target market for Camilla's product. I actually probably would try it. But I just don't think she's been the best contestant all the way through.
     
  28. Kalabaliken

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    Wait, how can Karren be in two places at once? :D
     
  29. Rita

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    Kelis- Milkshake as the background music. :D
     
  30. Rita

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    Credit where credit is due Kurran actually produced a passable ad.
     
  31. Kalabaliken

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    I still think this has all been edited for a Camilla win.
     
  32. Kalabaliken

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    I must say though, Sian is looking STUNNING!
     
  33. Kalabaliken

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    OMG it's the Stairs of ANXIETY!!
     
  34. Rita

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    I was thinking this too. I actually think hers is the better product.
     
  35. Kalabaliken

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    Sian did a great pitch there actually. Cool and calm and collected.
     
  36. Alex

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    What awful hair
     
  37. Kalabaliken

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    Oh dear. Camilla is LOSING IT.
     
  38. Rita

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    Camilla’s advert is TERRIBLE. :DAF:
     
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    Sian done so much better at the pitch.
     
  40. Kalabaliken

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    @Rita - do you not think £50 for a made to measure swimwear item is good value?
     

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