THE GOLDEN MOOP AWARDS 2020: Nominate!

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    Good evening, ladies, gents, freaks, queens and all who appreciate POP MUSIC! You are cordially invited to attend the very first annual Golden Moops, celebrating the year of our lord 2020 in music - nominated and voted for by you, the people.

    In what might best be described as a turbulent year for the human race—but a fairly normal one for cats—the musical artists of our times adapted to the chaos with surprising speed, rendering 2020 one of the strongest years for music in recent memory. In a year in which finding somewhere to go out and dance was as difficult as getting a number one album in five consecutive decades, the disco revival refused to be stopped, muscling its way into pop music and demanding that we improvise in our living rooms. Smashes were born on TikTok, legends made long-awaited comebacks, the UK bathed in the glow of a new pop superstar and, while Justin Bieber somehow kicked off a second album campaign inside one year, the ghost of Sky Ferreira was spotted disinfecting the walls at a retirement home in Surrey.

    So now to you—your say, your chance to speak and be heard in a post-Kala democracy. Below you will find the categories for the awards—nominations will be open for one week only, so please don't delay.

    THE BIG ONES
    Record of the Year - 1 nomination
    Song of the Year - 1 nomination
    Best Popstar - 1 nomination

    THE REST
    The Donna Summer Award for Disco Record of the Year - 1 nomination
    The Nicole Scherzinger Award for Unforgettable Live PERF - max 2 nominations
    British Single of the Year - max 2 nominations
    Music Video of the Year - max 2 nominations
    Best Album Track - max 3 nominations
    Best Remix - max 3 nominations
    Worst Haircut - 1 nomination
    Best Comeback Single - max 2 nominations
    Worst Comeback Single - max 2 nominations
    Most Underrated Album - 1 nominations
    Best Collaboration - max 2 nominations
    Best Dance Track - max 3 nominations
    Best Indie/Alt/Rock Track - max 3 nominations
    The @Rita Award for "WHERE IS THE ALBUM?" - 1 nomination
    Most Unexpected Development of 2020 - 1 nomination
    Icon or Legend Still Slaying in 2020 - 1 nomination
    Act Who Needs to Make a Comeback in 2021 - max 2 nominations
    Act Most Hotly-Tipped to Become Huge in '21 - 1 nomination
    Most Cringeworthy Moment - 1 nomination
    Popstar Who Needs to Piss Off - max 2 nominations
    Popstar You Learned to Love - max 2 nominations
    Most Exciting Campaign - 1 nomination
    Worst Popstar - 1 nomination

    THE CEREMONY
    The ceremony will be broadcast LIVE over several nights from the yacht Woof Daddy in Cannes, where your hosts will be taking part in an orgy featuring world-famous names who cannot be revealed here for legal purposes (including but not limited to Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, Prince, Christopher Malonie, Princess Eugenie, @HeLikedTurner, Cilla Black, Elon Musk, Grimes and Vasilios from Popjustice). Exact dates and times will be revealed shortly on the cork board at the Joanne Trattoria.

    CO-HOSTS
    Please pay careful attention to this part! Write-ups for each award will be divided among posters who want to CO-HOST. You can commit as much or as little of your time as you'd like, from 20 minutes to a few hours. If you're interested and available (girl, you're available), let me know by Wednesday 16th please. There's no pressure to be funny either - look at me, I'm out here killing it.

    PM ME...
    ...with your nominations, or just if you'd like a chat, or to send nudes (but only if you're @vespertine). For the awards which state "max 2/3 nominations", this is optional - just the one is also fine. You do not have to vote in every category—only the big 3 are mandatory. Deadline for nominations in Sunday 27th @ 8pm.

    Now I'm afraid the voice in my ear is telling me I've got coke residue on my nostril, so I'm off to retreat into the basement of my favourite Washington DC pizza joint and I'll see you in a week to begin the all-important voting. Thank you and goodnight!
     
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  8. Jark

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    Oh Jark love I’m not trendy at all and listen to about two songs that were released this year :(
     
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    then vote for those!
     
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    back in it as of yesterday hun, and don't act like you're above taking part in our little end of year celebration!
     
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    Yay! I will get thinking about nominations!
     
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    Any of these could easily be about posters and @Jark did not clarify that it cannot be:

    Worst Haircut - 1 nomination
    Best Collaboration - max 2 nominations
    Most Unexpected Development of 2020 - 1 nomination
    Icon or Legend Still Slaying in 2020 - 1 nomination
    Act Who Needs to Make a Comeback in 2021 - max 2 nominations
    Act Most Hotly-Tipped to Become Huge in '21 - 1 nomination
    Most Cringeworthy Moment - 1 nomination
     
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  31. Jark

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    that's why I need co-hosts beb! it wouldn't be wise to attempt this alone :D
     
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    Most Unexpected Development of 2020 - Frumpgate
    Icon or Legend Still Slaying in 2020 - All of you etc.
    Act Who Needs to Make a Comeback in 2021 - Shirley, Chlammy
    Act Most Hotly-Tipped to Become Huge in '21 - Rachey
    Most Cringeworthy Moment - Frumpgate

    There you go @RJN :)
     
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