The Obsessed First Listening Party!

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  1. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    OMFG

    Obsessed has finally hit 10/10 for me

    I told you guys it would take a while (Touch My Body took at least 90 plays) but I'm finally there and ready to commit to it as a track
     
  2. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    This thrad has to have the best tags ever.
     
  3. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    You give porn, we give glitter is definitely a highlight

    That should be implemented in REAL LIFE
     
  4. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    We're an ENDLESS SOURCE of positivity if I'm not mistaken.
     
  5. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    How much positivity have you given today Pipo?

    TBH I haven't given much

    I just didn't feel like it
     
  6. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    Well today I hugged the MAID cause she's going away to her pueblo for the weekend and I am gonna miss her I mean, who's gonna dust off my shelves?? :( And waved goodbye to my annoying neighbour who always goes out to pick up the newspaper in his pijama (not to mention he has the worst taste in clothes) so I say I DID GIVE a decent amount of positivity today
     
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  7. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    OMG PIPO YOU ARE SUCH A GIVER
     
  8. Jark

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    Only five days until the Memoirs listening party in LA :disco: I can't wait to hear the lambs hyping up HATE U as the new HERO
     
  9. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    It's the new "Hero (2009 VERSION)"
     
  10. Apocalypt Flyer

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    Have we got any other song title twittwat updates?

    Sorry for being so so LAME.
     
  11. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    Mariah and Nick at the White Party on 4th of July:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. dUb

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    <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/edPOzl6IGk8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/edPOzl6IGk8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>
     
  13. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Speaking of French bitches on YouTube

    I totally heard Obsessed on the radio when I was in Paris this weekend and got really excited about it

    Looks like it's another number one debut (IN FRANCE)
     
  14. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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  15. belgo

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    I didn't expect to wake up to THIS! I'll have to skip breakfast now. :zombie:

    At least we know now that Em is a ONE MINUTE MAN.

    Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
    Now I'm pissed off
    Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick s
    Yeah Dre's sick track, perfect way to get back
    Wanna hear something wick wack?
    I got the exact same tattoo that's on Nick's back
    I'm obsessed now
    Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
    Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out
    %#%!+, shut the fu*ck up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n out before Nick
    When you was on my di*ck and give you somethin to smile about
    How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
    Better shut your lying mouth if you don't want Nick finding out
    You probably think since it's been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
    On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I'm mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
    Enough dirt on you to murder you
    This is what the fu*ck I do
    Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
    However you prefer to do and goes for you too, Nick, you got
    You think I'm scared of you?
    You gonna ruin my career you better get one
    Like I'ma sit and fight with you over some @*+* %#%!+ cu*nt who made me put up with her psycho ******* over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
    Yeah, what you gonna say? I'm lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you had to be drunk to me?
    Second base? What the fu*ck you tell Nick, punk?
    In the second week we was dry humping. It's gotta count for something.
    Listen, girly. Surely you don't want me to talk about how I nutted early cos ejaculated early and bus all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you're stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
    But if I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you and don't you dare say it isn't true.
    As long as the song's getting airplay I'm dissing you.
    I'm a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
    I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain't even a third of the way through.
    *******, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
    Oh did I say ''%#+@*'', Nick? I meant a liar too.
    Like I've been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
    Girl you out ya alcholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of wine.
    Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
    I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
    But it now i'm about to draw the line.
    And for you to cross it that's a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.


    I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs
    A blubba load ribs (?) so don't go opening your jibs cos every time you do it's just another load of fibs
    I ain't saying this shi*t again, ho. You know what it is.
    It's a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
    Call my bluff and I'll release every *@$**ing thing I got
    Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
    When me and Luis were tryin' to stick two CD's in the same spot
    (Slim Shady ??? I love you)
    I love you too
    Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
    (It's nothing)
    Guess what I'll do?
    I'll refresh your memory when you said ''I want you''
    Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
    (You think you're cute, right? Hahaha)
    You bet your sweet ******* I do
    (I'm Mary Poppins, b)
    And I'm Superman, mmm
    (Mary P. Slim Shady)
    Comin' at you
    So if you'll still be my (babygirl)
    Then I'll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
    Yeah, I'm right here
    (You like this)
    Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
    It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
    But I'm movin on with mine
    Nick, is that your (wife)
    Well tell her to shut her mouth then I'll leave her alone
    If she don't (sing this script?) then I'ma just keep goin
    (I se Mary Ann. Mary Ann's saying ''cut the tape, cut the tape''. Knife!)
     
  16. Suedey

    Suedey #WorldChorusDay2020

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    What a BEAUTIFUL SONG

    I hope it's a TOP 10 SMASH (by the way "Obese" is STILL NOT TOP 10)
     
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  17. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    oh my! i wonder if humiliating moments are to come?

    could this whole thing backfire? anyway, if the public and media really does work the way it seems it might at least push it in the top 10
     
  18. Suedey

    Suedey #WorldChorusDay2020

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    It's just all so UNSAVOURY and UNNECESSARY

    No one gives a shit about this "feud" anymore. We didn't even give a shit EIGHT YEARS AGO..
     
  19. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    and it's officially ART!
     
  20. VoR

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    I have to say I think Mariah comes off better in this one. Eminem appears to have become a PROPER MENTAL.
     
  21. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    is a mariah/eminem sex tape asking for too much?

    oh, hold on, here comes lunch!
     
  22. dUb

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    Who is that quote from?
     
  23. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    loufoque under guise on mariahdaily i imagine?
     
  24. funky

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    that Eminem track achieves NOTHING except to show that HER song has GOT TO HIM

    sorry but Mariah 1 Eminem 0
     
  25. VoR

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    just some random lamb on another forum I frequent. It made me giggle.
     
  26. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Meh, it was all good fun until he calls Nick a "faggot". NO NEED "SLIM" SHADY. :hitler:
     
  27. VoR

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    I'm sure he's just being IRONIC :bad:
     
  28. Loufoque

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    After not listening to Obsessed for literally two weeks thanks to Whitney's imminent return and a brief Beyonce revival I am back on it

    I might go and bathe in Windex (or Windolene as that is all I have in the house) to celebrate
     
  29. Suedey

    Suedey #WorldChorusDay2020

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    I want to see footage of him prematurely ejaculating on her BELLY

    I like how he says BELLY and not STOMACH, what a LOVELY BITCH our Em is..
     
  30. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    I blow below the ribs.

    And he certainly DOES
     
  31. Jark

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    "She's not beefin', she's a vegetarian" is THE most simultaeneously brilliant and depressing thing I've ever read

    All of the Obsessed remixes are AMAZING by the way. Slotting them in the slim gap between Mariah's bulbous cleavage would not be possible but you can download them all individually courtesy of this blog.
     
  32. Loufoque

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    Jark do you still do your blog?

    I was totally into it for like 2 weeks
     
  33. Jark

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    No it was TOO MUCH EFFORT. I'll get to a stage of wanting to do it again though, probably in October when every bitch and her bandwagon-hopping record are leaking

    By the WAY the Friscia & Lamboy radio edit is my personal PICK. I like how the slower vocals make the lyrics so much more taunting. DELUUUUUUSIONALLLL.
     
  34. Loufoque

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    I'm not feeling the slowed down vox

    I always felt Obsessed could have done with being sped up slightly anyway, this just makes it DRAG
     
  35. Loufoque

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    Seamus Haji is working HARDEST FOR ME

    None of them have me spunking over anyone's belly though
     
  36. Toyah

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    Good review in today's Metro

    Mariah Carey: Obsessed (Mercury)

    Despite Mariah Carey's insistence that her latest single – reputedly aimed at Eminem – is uptempo and summery, no amount of r'n'b posturing, mucking around with vocal pitch-shifters or cleavage-baring video antics can rescue this lethargic cut from disappearing up its own listless groove.
     
  37. Suedey

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    As if we needed further proof that it's shite!
     
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  38. dUb

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    I completely agree with the Metro review

    It's so much my opinion I could have WRITTEN IT MYSELF
     
  39. POP!

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    "Obsessed" is back up to #17 on iTunes, her highest position in weeks
     
  40. Loufoque

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    It's the new How Do I Live
     

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