The Obsessed First Listening Party!

Discussion in 'Divas' started by Floella, Jun 15, 2009.

  1. Jark

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    And by she looked shit I mean her clothes were shit, obviously she was good enough to EAT facially
     
  2. Alex

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    "Get MARIA'S new single"
     
  3. dUb

    dUb ORIGINAL

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    HIYA MO xx

    I was pretty happy with the performance really! She looked comfortable-ish and there were nice moments.

    HATERS BACK OFF

    (I still don't like the song)
     
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  4. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    I'm sorry, but it sounded like she was singing BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP. Badly.

    I had to turn it off cause I was embarrassed for her.

    You're right about the backing vocalists though. Did her no favours whatsoever.
     
  5. Molicious

    Molicious LANA DEL MO

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    WHAT IS THIS

    TWO?

    ANYWAY

    C'mon it was terrible. Poor Mariah (and her early nineties jewelled denim cut offs).
     
  6. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    How CUTE are they together? Maria and Nick variety show PLEASE.
     
  7. dUb

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    I AGREE! Their little moment of chemistry was the first time I've seen her be genuine since OH ONE
     
  8. Whatevar

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    I thought it was QUITE GOOD!

    Is it me of is Nick a bit GAY?
     
  9. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    WE WISH
     
  10. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    I'M LATE, sorry lambs

    The performance is rather shambolic, isn't it? (rhetorical question)... they're getting better at distracting us from the shoddy vocals though, if that wasn't a 'stop singing my part now baby' moment with the 'backup' singers I don't know what is.

    This is going to be a fun era :)
     
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  11. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Buzz Performance! haha I love it!

    Hideous. She looks totally Croydon Pram Face too
     
  12. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    Her style is hurting as well, it's like a 40 year old who thinks she's still in high school.

    Oh wait :|
     
  13. belgo

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    Watching retarted MC fans doing their best MUMU impression on Youtube is always entertaing for like five minutes.

    I didn't know wether to laugh or cry after watching this one though. :bruised: I had to switch it off after like half a minute.

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  14. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I don't know QUITE what to post after THAT
     
  15. Jark

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    Oh my goodness

    Can one be mean after that? What's the code of conduct for the atrocious limbless?
     
  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    In situations like this, you have to think what would the Queen Mother have done?
     
  17. Jark

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    Slapped an MBE on him/her?
     
  18. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    I'm trying to decide whether those are quite unfeasibly massive hips or leg stumps

    That poor dog squeaking at 3:15, I bet a mill dollar bill that the dog's name is Jack
     
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  19. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    Oh that's him squeaking then :D
     
  20. POP!

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    I have to say he has her mannerisms down to a tee.

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    He mimed "Did I Do That", too :D
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  21. Jark

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    I don't think he's quite all there

    In the brain I mean obviously, and not just to the extent that a regular lamb is a little tapped
     
  22. POP!

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    Oh my god :D

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    *serious moment*

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    Bless
     
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  23. Jark

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    Oh POP! you bastard that second video is heartbreaking :( He says he's happy and not sad but I think he is which is why 90% of that message was masked with the silly OTT mannerisms. Still though it made me sad for him which obviously he wouldn't want

    I'm not going to sleep tonight
     
  24. POP!

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    Oh I don't think the last video was funny but more fascinating and endearing, he does have a great outlook.
     
  25. Floella

    Floella HER FUCKING HIGHNESS

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    YUCK

    This is my absolute pet hate of the internet. I cannot stomach watching any of them (physically retarded or not). Pure losers and NEVER funny.
     
  26. Ekkostar

    Ekkostar How To Succeed In Business...

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    I think Mariah is a bit of a BEARD, he's more effeminate and vain than she is, he cannot even defend her from Eminem correctly. He's a FAILURE and I'm sure she cains him over her Hello Kitty bedsheets every night. Clearly she's the top in the relationship, she grabbed his balls on stage after all. Nick is just replacement until BRAT-TAT-TAT is released from the iron bars. :disco:

    Oh, you mean Recordman from the Pulse Music thread?

    Nick and Jessica did the SAME THING and look what happened to their marriage!
     
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  27. belgo

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    Where do the "Mariah is a DIRRTY lesbian" rumours even come from? I don't get any gay vibes from her actually.

    What rug muncher has a closet the size of hers, a Hello Kitty bedroom AND an obsession with anything pink and fluffy? :confused:

    To be fair, here's the only place I've read those rumours. VoR started them I think. :evil:
     
  28. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    Lipstick Lesbian
     
  29. Dr Lecter

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    I prefer her as a vodka martini, chardonnay swilling LUSH than a lesley
     
  30. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    It's called overcompensating belgo.

    She and Da Brat are quite clearly lovers.
     
  31. Jark

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    VoR are you still hatin' heard on this masterpiece?
     
  32. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    I'm neither here nor there with it really. I thought it was rubbish, then it got stuck in my head a bit and I thought maybe it was OK, but then I never got the urge to listen to it again.

    It's a terrible comeback single at any rate. But we've covered that and you know me, I don't like to BANG ON.
     
  33. Halli

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    What is happening with this in the UK? When is it going to be added to itunes and is she coming over to promote?

    It is growing on me. Couldn't get it out of my head yesterday..
     
  34. Jark

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    No news on promotion yet but it goes on iTunes on Sunday September 6th
     
  35. Halli

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    Ages away! I thought it would be added in the next week or so
     
  36. FetchFugly

    FetchFugly closing in again

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    I do rather enjoy that Cahill remix. Nice n bouncy.
     
  37. hakkangin

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    Could Mooriah be freaking out???

    Her upcoming album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, isn't finished yet, but with Whitney Houston's comeback planned for release later this month, Carey is feeling the heat.

    Says a source: "She's getting very nervous now that Whitney Houston is coming back."

    Diva vs. Diva!

    Chris Lighty, the manager Mariah signed with four months ago, is remaining mum over the deets of the album!

    Lighty would only say his company is "dealing with [Carey's] music, brand extensions and commercial opportunities" and that they "love Mariah," but when asked about the progress of Memoirs, Lighty said he was "at the beach," and couldn't be bothered to talk any longer.

    Mimi also recently parted ways with her publicists.

    Not good signs!
     
  38. Loufoque

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    As usual for Perez none of that report actually makes any sense
     
  39. Loufoque

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    I danced to Obsessed twice last night, in original and remix form

    Reaction from me: 11/10
    Reaction from everyone else: 3/10

    FAN FAVOURITE
     
  40. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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