The Queen DEAD... Tired

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  1. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    Now trending on Twitter due to a screenshot from a Whatsapp convo with a dick-pic for a group picture:



    Some well-timed promo for Netflix' new season of The Crown if true.
     
  2. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    She would definitely have the courtesy not to kick the royal bucket during an election campaign.
     
  3. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Not pleased that we're being denied a day of mourning on a Monday.
     
  4. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    She’s with the angles Peter Kay now :(
     
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  5. Ag

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    Twitter us full of his. Where did this shit start?
     
  6. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    I mean, it would be the ultimate distraction from Prince Andrew. Now that's dedication to the royal brand
     
  7. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    What actually would happen if she died during an election campaign? I feel like they'd suspend electioneering, which is ridiculous really but would they?
     
  8. Ag

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    The plan is for 10 days of mourning. Which would really bugger things up. I hope this isn't true as I hoped to find out by an exciting TV News Flash or at the very least a BBC notification, not through a copied WhatsApp chat on Twitter.
     
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  9. Ag

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    This isn't an election false flag. This is a Maltese false flag!
     
  10. Kate

    Kate dumps like a truck

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    As if she dies before Phil.
     
  11. KindaCool

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    Would the rest of the Commonwealth observe a day(s) of mourning? Or just the UK?
     
  12. SDF

    SDF Bigger Than Us, OUT NOW

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    When the World implodes, the only thing left will be direct debit payments and Phil
     
  13. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Tu cabeza, mi cabeza

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    I don’t know but I reckon the French Empire should celebrate.
     
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  14. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Aye, it's Peter Kay all over again.

    I still resent Kay not having kicked ye olde bucket because I wanted "garlic bread" to be the new slang for "dead".
     
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  15. Lucille

    Lucille Tin Queen

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    FFS. I would have loved a few days off work.
     
  16. Ag

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    I hope she holds out until I'm working again. It would make NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER to my day to day life.
     
  17. Lucille

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    “Burnsy, Cheeks, Gibbo, Josh and Morty”

    That WhatsApp group sounds like young conservative hell.
     
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  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Are we still waiting for a 9.30 announcement?

    Only I've got a meeting starting then I really don't want to attend and this may be my out.
     
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  19. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    I know, looks like a right bowl of cunt soup.
     
  20. Ag

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    Cheeks is in fact Judy Cheeks.
     
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  21. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Looks like our 3pm on Christmas Day will be unaffected.
     
  22. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    Surely nobody bought into this shit?
     
  23. Ag

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    and yet here you are.
     
  24. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    Just to mock. :)
     
  25. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Just because the whole story could not have been less plausible if Jill Tyrell had claimed to have closed all of the Queen's bank accounts, doesn't mean that the thread should be ignored. There MIGHT have been an announcement.
     
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  26. Iguana

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    They're going to have to bin the commemorative death coins aren't they :(
     
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    Let's face it, if she had died of a heart attack now, Andrew would have got the blame for stressing her out.
     
  28. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    I just thought the prospect of the Queen's death being announced alongside a dick pic was worthy of a thread, okay?
     
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  29. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    I'm not sure she's even tired, to be honest
     
  30. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    :D ah memories
     
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