The Real Housewives of Melbourne

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  1. RaspberrySwirl

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    O M G At the Dubai trip episode. I don't know where to begin, it's my favourite episode of this show. :disco:

    More Chanel :D
     
  2. jivafox

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    Pettifleur getting HAMMERED by one and all :D

    Next week looks like the Manila dinner table scene all over again :disco:
     
  3. RaspberrySwirl

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    Even Chyka is getting nasty. I fucking love this show! :D
     
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    Janet's "Oh for God's sake Pettifleur, WOT?! WOT?!" :D
     
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    Omg I can't with the last episode. What a RIOT. And next episode with Janet's "Get up and FUCK OFF" :D
     
  6. Devil

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    That was AMAZING. Gina still serving it like it is, and Janet and Chyka jumping in next week looks fabulous.

    Lydia really needs a good slap as well.
     
  7. straightorbroken

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    Happy to report that I've finally got all the back log of episodes downloaded after my old laptop went a bit iffy. I'll be up to date in at least 6 months then.

    I only got as far as S02E02 last time, but re-watching last night, Gina's limo hear say with Lydia from the season 2 opener remains every bit as delicious as I remembered it.
     
  8. Halli

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    Mob Wives S3 or S4? starts on ITVbe this Sunday, There's some new ones?

    I'm not sure I can watch without getting emosh over Big Ang :(
     
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    I've stopped watching the last season. It just wouldn't feel right, idk. :(
     
  10. Halli

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    What season are they on in America and what season is going to be shown on ITVbe, can anyone confirm? I have lost track if we are getting S3 or S4
     
  11. jivafox

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    The sixth and final season just finished in America. I think the UK is due Season 4 next.
     
  12. Halli

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    Did they have a reunion for the last ever series? Weird to think its over there but I guess the UK will show all 6 series by mid 2017..

    ITVbe are alternating TOWIE and Mob Wives, so every time Towie goes off air, they stick Mob Wives on in it's place twice a week.

    It's Melbourne I worry about, there was such a delay in us getting the second series, that is the one that they will just stop showing I think

    #HalliProblems
     
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    This moment is EVERYTHING. "WHOT?!" :D

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    But seriously, that was a fantastic episode. Loved it when Chyka turned rancid and Susie got her revenge :disco:
     
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  14. jivafox

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    I'm pretty tired of Jackie just randomly bringing up off camera shit at dinner. She did the same to Gina in Manila last year. Horrible woman.

    Speaking of Gina, she is on the top of her game this season. Possibly my favourite housewife of all time.
     
  15. RaspberrySwirl

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    Three Epic episodes in a row! Where will this end? :disco:

    I hate Jackie and her "WHOAT" moments. And I can't help but wanting more and more from Pettifleur. What a disgusting woman! :D How much more bullying can she take?

    Current rank:

    01. Gina
    02. Chyka
    03. Gamble
    04. Lydia
    05. Pettifleur
    06. Janet
    07. Suzie
    08. Jackie
     
  16. Devil

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    I love OLD Suze. She seems genuinely nice and how you imagine a non fucked-up Toorak housewife to be. Utterly stunning too.

    I haven't watched the latest one but the write up has me so EXCITED :disco:
     
  17. Halli

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    'Raisin on your face' Gate in Cheshire is just RIDICULOUS :D

    Quite liking Leanne this series, who would have thought?
     
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    Jackie really is the most insufferable bogan bitch I've ever seen. In other words VITAL.
     
  19. Devil

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    Oh that was a TREAT.

    Lydia really has fucked herself again, hasn't she? She was horrendous in season one and, after simply going under the radar in the second, she's now coming back just as bad.

    Pettifleur really just lives in her own world. Especially her solo parts to the camera - she thinks she is quite knowing and funny but she's really so out of touch with reality (which, given her peers, is saying something). I'd still fuck her son senseless, mind.
     
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    Poor forgotten Suzie. They didn't even pretend he existed in this episode.
     
  21. Devil

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    They really do, but I love her :D She's so...normal for someone you'd think on first looks to be a prized cunt!
     
  22. RaspberrySwirl

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    I still think she looks like Geri if Geri had been 100% Spanish. :D Am I the only one who see the resemblance?


    I wish they'd go on a trip together again because I couldn't care less about Figaro's new diet or Jackie's barren cunt.
     
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    Figaro is worthless, but Joanna constantly steals the show :disco:
     
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    Johana is brilliant. Her side eye to the camera every time Lydia is being ridiculous is EVERYTHING
     
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    I can't believe RAISIN GATE is still the storyline in episode 4 :D

    Misse's husband is HOT.
     
  26. jivafox

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    I just saw a clip of the Melbourne reunion and it looks insane. Pettifleur actually throws a pillow at Janet :D :D
     
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    Omg that last episode was a mess! I feel so fucking bad for poor old Pettifleur.

    "I think she falls into the 'daft' category" has got to be one of Gina's most iconic lines.
    "What a PEEEEG she is!"
    "You came to my wedding!" :D I fucking love Suzie. Prettiest one of the bunch too.
     
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    "Oh go suck on your OWN FUCKING HEAD" :D
     
  29. RaspberrySwirl

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    Is it already the reunion episode? :o I'll Watch it as soon as I'm back home.
     
  30. jivafox

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    No reunion is next week. It was the finale this week. AKA the takedown of Lydia.
     
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    Can't wait! :disco:
     
  32. Devil

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    Another brilliant episode. But my god, they've really upped the bitching this season - the last four dinners have been simply free-for-alls. Fair enough - Lydia and Pettifleur are dropkicks - but it's all just so standard now.

    Gina, again, owns the show. Her final comment 'Maybe we shouldn't talk to each other... We should all just go fuck ourselves.' - what a WAY to sum up the whole shebang :D
     
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    I've come to love Gina's new role. It's like arguing is beneath her now.
    After several really strong episodes I thought this one was rather meh. The final dinner was amazing, but the donkeys and the sister in drag and especially the reading were unnecessary. The girls should always be travelling together, no one is interested in their private life.
     
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    Shots from the reunion :D

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    Had no idea Sheshire was back and already onto episode 6 of season 3. I'm downloading them all as I type, mamma is ready! Same goes for Mob Wives 4.
     
  36. jivafox

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    Chyka confirmed not to return for season 4. I guess she's not got anything left to offer now she's flipped her lid.
     
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    Oh that's disappointing. Chyka was a staple.
     
  38. RaspberrySwirl

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    Oh no! But then again I'd rther she remains nice and wouldn't want to see her getting too friendly with Janet and Jackie anymore.
     
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    Lydia will probably come back but take a back seat again because of the social media backlash. Dumbass. She's my least favourite.
     
  40. Devil

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    I love old CHYKS but I'm okay with that - she is genuinely lovely and I don't think she really needs all the shit from the others. I think with every single episode just being so bitchy she's a bit like 'why am I bothering'.

    Hopefully Susie gets a bit more of the nice-woman airtime.
     

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