The Real Housewives of Melbourne

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by Halli, Nov 15, 2014.

  1. Devil

    Devil I Need A House

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    The accents are hilarious.

    Do we actually sound like that? Good GRIEF.
     
  2. KindaCool

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    You bet your ass we do! :disco:
     
  3. Devil

    Devil I Need A House

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    Well two episodes in (finally) to Auckland and it's brilliant.

    Gilda is fucking MARVELLOUS. Lou is a bitch but quite self-aware and enjoyable with it. Michelle is oddly likeable too.

    Angela though, what a cunt. And so deluded! 'I'm honestly just trying to tell Gilda what people say behind her back' *big grin* Thank Christ Gilda can put her in her place :disco:
     
  4. Devil

    Devil I Need A House

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    Can I just say, with my flatmate away I've been catching up on some high class telly and this Mob Wives programme is fucking FABULOUS :disco:

    'the number one quality of our kind is privacy'.....'I think I'll write a book about my life' :D
     
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  5. Halli

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    Melbourne - fourth series confirmed
     
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    was ages ago!

    only reason for delay is the filming of the brand new sydney series...
     
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  7. Halli

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    Poor Halli.
     
  9. RaspberrySwirl

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    About time! :disco:

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  11. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    SUSIE OUT
     
  12. KindaCool

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    So obviously Chyka isnt returning.

    They're probably all returning, but I read that apparently Lydia was offered a contract before any of the others. In my opinion, Gina, Jackie and Janet are the most iconic. Gina for the no-fucks-given factor, Jackie for the bogan-loudmouth factor and Janet for the random-outbursts factor? I fucking love hyphens.
     
  13. RaspberrySwirl

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    Really? She was useless anyway!

    Is Chyka still supposed to be out?
     
  14. RaspberrySwirl

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    Pettifleur has to stay, she creates the best dramas.
     
  15. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Chyka has confirmed that she has left, yes.

    Gina has to return otherwise it's pointless.
     
  16. straightorbroken

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    Halli, we need a live update from Australia!
     
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    Well I've no idea if I saw season 3 Cheshire, but I have all season 4 (from episode 2 onward) ready to go. Ampika is looking like a baboon's front and back. Where the hell is Madame Mugabe? Seema seems hella shit (I've only made it to the opening credits).
     
  18. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    I NEED a link for SYDNEY. It looks utterly INSANE.

    "Can I try on your jacket?"
    *throws it overboard*
     
  19. straightorbroken

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    ITV has got the entire lot of Chelsea on On Demand. Why oh why can't they do the same for Melb..
     
  20. KindaCool

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    Sydney hasn't aired yet has it?
     
  21. jivafox

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    Yes, it premiered on Sunday
     
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    No in Australia.

    It looks FABULOUS
     
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    Dawn's Ash looks both hotter and a bit gross as if he's had some work done. Leanne's Wes looked not bad, but the camera didn't stay on him long enough. So the new batch are awful (I've season yo-yo'd onto season 3), but Ampika is reassuringly insensitive and antagonistic as ever.
     
  25. jivafox

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    Cheshire is back for Season 5 tonight!
     
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    It was good!

    Dawn and Leann HATING eachother

    I first hated the new girl - but 2 minutes in - she's AMAZING!
     
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    The new girl is fucking NUTS. I have NO IDEA how she's going to fit in but I love her.

    I'm fuming that it looks like Stacey is going to align with Dawn, which means I'll end up liking her. Leann is a fucking cow and I hope Dawn annihilates her.
     
  28. Halli

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    Dawn is the fucking Beast/Queen and we love her

    I love Lauren but I feel she may be a spare part now from this first ep
     
  29. jivafox

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    Is Leanne channeling Chardonnay from FW with her third degree burnt fried boobies? WHAT is going on there?!
     
  30. jivafox

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    Gamble got part of her teeth knocked out by a mic at the Logies :D



    Oh and apparently Pettifleur isn't coming back for Season 4.
     
  31. straightorbroken

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    Seriously, what has humanitarian Dawn done? Poor Leanne and her burnt Barbie boobs. It's not that she's just a really big Sinitta fan I'm guessing. The new blonde with the mother who looks like she's came straight out of an Amsterdam window display is doing okay, but the new two from last season are still utterly dreadful. Ash trying to flex his arms (or else twitch any time he tries to smile) is quite agreeable.
     
  32. jivafox

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    Series 4 of Melbourne is GO. Two newbies confirmed, they've been filming for two weeks and Gamble is already feuding with one of them :D

     
  33. RaspberrySwirl

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    OMG I can't wait!!
     
  34. Halli

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    Has Chika left?

    I am loving CHESHIRE this season, Nick and Royston tho :D :D
     
  35. Halli

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    Well, that was a great season finale of Cheshire yesterday. Still haven't got a clue what's going on between Leann and Dawn.

    Ester is hilarious 'BITCHES!'
     
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    CRYING at this Gina Barrister tea I'm getting at the moment.

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  37. Halli

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    Anyone watching the new Cheshire?

    Dawn's LIFE is SO MANIC at the MOMENT :disco:
     
  38. jivafox

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    I CANNOT BELIEVE WE ARE STILL BEING MADE TO WATCH STACEY.
     
  39. Halli

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    Yes she's such a boring little twerp

    Jury is out on the two new ones. The blonde Rachael looks bonkers and UNHINGED. The token foreign model to replace MISSEH seems a but dry. She likes 'doing her MUSIK' which sounds SHITE
     
  40. jivafox

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    The blonde newbie looks like she's going to be TROUBLE. :D

    And yeah, the other one is blatantly a Misse replacement.
     

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