The Real Housewives of Melbourne

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  1. Halli

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    Just caught up on last nights - omg at next week, Dawn goes off on one :D
     
  2. RaspberrySwirl

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    Still no news on Melbourne? I need more Pettifleur bashing in my life.
     
  3. KindaCool

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    Pettifleur isn't coming back I don't think.

    This is the new cast. New ones Venus (in purple) and Sally. Apparently Venus is 35.

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  4. Halli

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    Venus looks like a baked Chloe Simms
     
  5. Halli

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    and is there a series of Melbourne that has not aired in the UK? I have lost track

    The UK NEEDS to show SYDNEY. its FIRE :disco:
     
  6. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    I'm so ready for Gina to return into my life.
     
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    Sally looks like she might be the new Andrea, in which case I need to see everyone shit on her.

    Also, I hope we see more of that bogan TEMPEST. She was a right mess.
     
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    omg and Manuela! :D Truly a vile creature :disco:
     
  9. RaspberrySwirl

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    Why the fuck has Pettifleur left?!
     
  10. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Everyone hated her! :D
     
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    I’m so glad Dawn finally went on a RAMPAGE.

    “Shut it big teeth” and then the shot of Tanya trying to close her mouth was such shady editing.

    “They’re nice Tanya, they’re shiny.” :D
     
  12. Halli

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    LOVED last night, Tanya was only getting mouthly because she was drunk right from the start

    BIG TEETH better watch it with 'WARDY' or she'll get bashed up like poor brave Sinitta did
     
  13. KindaCool

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    6th of December. Get ready bitches.
     
  14. jivafox

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    Queen Gina delivering again.

    “I’m not the victim, I’m the FUCKING QUEEN.”
     
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    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    GREAT premiere. Still the best in the franchise for me. Still hate mouldy old Janet, why is she so fucking bitter.
     
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    gamble on fire in episode 2!

    wittier than ever...i cannot venus’s cross eyedness
     
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    "Are you channeling the dead?" :D omg Gamble is a riot. And she is SO paranoid. I go through the exact same thing. Gamble is the housewife I've related to the most out of all the franchises.

    I fucking LOVE how quickly Venus went from lost little new girl to lip-flapping street bitch :disco: "This is a COPEE DARLING" :D

    Her husband though...so DREAMY :love:
     
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    "They're rough as guts and they're behaving like rude bogans" :D Gamble is amazing.
     
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    I'm behind on this, but I just cackled at Venus' "Are you hallucinating darleeng?"
     
  21. jivafox

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    Gina annihilating Sally at every turn :D

    “You called me a WOG BITCH.”
     
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    That was such an obvious lie though and no one believed it.

    I’m not really feeling this season. I hate to say it but I miss Pettifleur.
     
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    Omg, episode 7 is a fabulous bitchfest :disco:

    Gina is in all out cunt mode.
    "I don't like you either. Cya. Bye" :D It's SO good to see her in the MUCK of it all again.
     
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  24. Ozymandias

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    janet nicking the present gina had bought for a 4 year old, then giving it to them in front of gina :D
     
  25. jivafox

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    “I threw your card away”

    Janet is SUCH a CUNT! :D
     
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    "I'D LIKE TO DRINK A TOAST - TO FRIENDSHIP"

    Oh Gamble.
     
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    Omg the last episode was fucking hilarious.

    "I look great tonight. You know why? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ON A DIET" :D :D can't breathe
     
  28. Ozymandias

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    i found that last episode rather ropey myself...it didn’t shy away from the whole ‘we’ve been brought here today to discuss all of this’ in an incendiary way to solve all izzues

    i found venus kicking off to be v ‘save my role for next season thx relevancy janet is old’

    DOLL, let’s wait for the reunion to see where things stand thank you!
     
  29. Ozymandias

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    lydia’s speech might as well have been a poem out of the emily dickinson cannon, truly gravitas :disco:
     
  30. jivafox

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    Lydia inviting them all to a scripted speech roasting them all (apart from GINA :disco: ) was amazing.
     
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    Janet isn't coming back! Wtf! She was so fucking vital to the show. "Go drown in the pool!"
     
  32. jivafox

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    GOOD. Can’t stand the Skeletor bitch.
     
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    So sexist.
     
  34. jivafox

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    she put a statement out at the end of last season (important info)

    i’ve heard nothing about the forthcoming season...which must mean they are filming it right now :disco:
     
  36. jivafox

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    It’s been confirmed (ish) that they are currently filming.

    Can’t wait for another season of Gina slaying.
     
  37. Halli

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    Real Houswives of Sydney starting on ITVbe November 19th

    I saw the first series when I was in Sydney a couple years ago and its a good one :disco:
     
  38. jivafox

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    That must be the first series again, because they haven’t made another one :(
     
  39. Halli

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    They didn't make a series 2?!
    Are they going to?
    Yes its definitely the first series as I don't think its been aired in the UK before. I don't mind watching again though, its amazing :disco:

    ATHENA X
     
  40. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    They keep teasing a season two but I think the women hate each other far too much. :D

    My favourite was Vile Victoria but I’ve gone right off her after seeing BTS footage of her screaming “nobody LIKES YOU you little POOFTA” at a cameraman on that trip they went to Singapore :D
     

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