the red carpet thread

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  1. Phoenix

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    The Olsen twins must be trolling, they look like homeless people.
     
  2. Kate

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    How did the Olsens get so haggard? :o
     
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    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    They've had a weird career, I had no idea they were still vaguely famous. Murdering Heath Ledger has done them a lot of good.
     
  5. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    Madonna just looks ridiculous now.

    And SORRY str8t people but Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj have to be one of the few most UNATTRACTIVE celebrities of all time.
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    People don't genuinely have the hots for Minaj, do they?
     
  7. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    you'd be surprised by how many LADS are into her and they swear by the #BigWomenRBeautifool hashtags and the likes
     
  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I find that odd. But what do I know?

    And I fully suspect that a lot of the Kardashians are this generation's gay crushes.
     
  9. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    I didn't even know Minaj was considered a "big woman", I thought she was a dwarf.
     
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    She's short with boobs and hips, that's why she's consider big/fat etc.
     
  11. Jark

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    <blockquote class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-version="6" style=" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:658px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);"><div style="padding:8px;"> <div style=" background:#F8F8F8; line-height:0; margin-top:40px; padding:62.4305555556% 0; text-align:center; width:100%;"> <div style=" background:url(data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACwAAAAsCAMAAAApWqozAAAAGFBMVEUiIiI9PT0eHh4gIB4hIBkcHBwcHBwcHBydr+JQAAAACHRSTlMABA4YHyQsM5jtaMwAAADfSURBVDjL7ZVBEgMhCAQBAf//42xcNbpAqakcM0ftUmFAAIBE81IqBJdS3lS6zs3bIpB9WED3YYXFPmHRfT8sgyrCP1x8uEUxLMzNWElFOYCV6mHWWwMzdPEKHlhLw7NWJqkHc4uIZphavDzA2JPzUDsBZziNae2S6owH8xPmX8G7zzgKEOPUoYHvGz1TBCxMkd3kwNVbU0gKHkx+iZILf77IofhrY1nYFnB/lQPb79drWOyJVa/DAvg9B/rLB4cC+Nqgdz/TvBbBnr6GBReqn/nRmDgaQEej7WhonozjF+Y2I/fZou/qAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC); display:block; height:44px; margin:0 auto -44px; position:relative; top:-22px; width:44px;"></div></div> <p style=" margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;"> <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BE76JKXP63W/" style=" color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;" target="_blank">The one and only @madonna in @givenchyofficial inside the #ManusxMachina Experience. Directed by @gvsgvs. #MetGala</a></p> <p style=" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;">A video posted by Vogue (@voguemagazine) on <time style=" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;" datetime="2016-05-03T07:05:05+00:00">May 3, 2016 at 12:05am PDT</time></p></div></blockquote>
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  12. Phoenix

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    Give it up already (Madonna not Jark).
     
  13. Pipo

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    That pic of Madonna looks like a villain poster for the new X-Men film :disco:
     
  14. Phoenix

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    It looks like Katya from Drag Race
     
  15. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Taylor and Gaga looked shit
     
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    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    This thread needs a pic of Marge from BEHIND :zombie:
     
  17. straightorbroken

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    Anyone who doesn't look a state at this event should be ashamed of themselves. Madge and Gags doing it for me on so many levels.
     
  18. RaspberrySwirl

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    My favourites were actually the girls from Girls. Well, Jessa and Marnie to be precise.
     
  19. Sharla

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    Michaela Coel looked lovely at the BAFTAs last night.

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  20. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    And she tweeted that her mother made that dress.
     
  21. straightorbroken

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    Well she certainly got her money's worth with that extra large bottle of Nivea body cream anyway. I liked her on Alan Carr. I did notice the hash-tag for Annie trending the other night, and deleted my piss poor attempt to promote the Norwegian air vent once I realized what was going on.
     
  22. Sharla

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    Someone called Baddie Winkle(!) at last night's VMAs.

    https://www.theSTOP FUNDING HATE/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nintchdbpict000262619422-e1472458342681.jpg?w=546

    Everyone's favourite women shaming rag The STOP FUCKING HATE have done a handy roundup of all the crimes against fashion.
     
  23. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    That's a hip lip colour
     
  24. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    so showing off your pubic bone (with 5 o'clock shadow) really is taking off as the new thing now. (in case you're wondering they're some models you've never heard of before.)

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/04/00/37E1065700000578-3772623-Leggy_Draped_over_the_arms_of_a_stylish_man_the_women_seemed_to_-m-46_1472947004157.jpg
    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/04/10/37E0676500000578-3772623-image-m-51_1472981010049.jpg

    whatever next?
     
  25. KindaCool

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    That looks like a lousy wax job. She needs to come see my friend Martha. The bitch can wax paint off a wall.
     
  26. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    you'd think they'd get rid of those tanlines before going out like that.

    the whole thing is just utterly vulgar and declassé and sad.
     
  27. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    Talk about a RED CARPET. Vageavage is so hot right now.

    I love that we're getting ever closer to someone wearing one of my favourite ridiculous garments in public.

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  28. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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  29. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    To quote the great Cristal
     
  30. Sharla

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    Anna Chlumsky at last night's Emmy's

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2016/09/19/01/388B9BFC00000578-0-image-m-67_1474243468218.jpg

    I look forward to papier mâché week on the Great British Sewing Bee.
     
  31. straightorbroken

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    A dress made of Michelle McManus's excess skin, how lovely.
     
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    It is quite FORESKIN isn't it?
     
  33. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Perhaps if you need to see a GP.
     
  34. straightorbroken

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    Just how old were your clients?
     
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  36. straightorbroken

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    Oh just tell us. Or do a top 10 worst list, that would be quoite the read.
     
  37. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    so emmys night wasn't really mint for fashion but i really liked sarah paulson's lipstick lesbian poison ivy look from head to toe.

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    never cared for her but the vagina on boobs dress works for me - it looks good on her boderline ano figure, the square bust line is great, the colour is good on her skin and the silhouette is pretty.

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    felicity huffman also looked great.

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    i liked things about laverne and clare and kristen bell and michelle dockery and emilia clarke, oh and kirsten dunst and minnie driver and angela bassett looked quite gorge.

    chlumsky really was an utter disaster and the glimpse i saw of kelly preston was a bit sad.
     
  38. Phoenix

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    Poor Angela Bassett had those sweat stains that made her look like she was lactating.
     
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    Felicity Huffman doesn't look like herself in that photo. Looks more like early 2000s Lisa Marie Presley.
     
  40. Phoenix

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    My faves

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