The shocking truth about Kelly Llorenna

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  1. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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  2. Kelly Fan

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    at least Kelly Llorenna can sing! Which is more than that out of tune blonde bitch can do who now sings with Ntrance!
     
  3. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    I just screamed all over again at this. :D
     
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  4. Kelly Fan

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    Just telling the truth! Girl Ntrance have now can't hit high notes! & that black guy on website looks like her Pimp & she's his Ho! Cringe!
     
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  5. Halli

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    Where's that classic pic of her at some northern club with the deranged fan?
     
  6. Kelly Fan

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    I don't know but I'd love to see it!
     
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  8. Kelly Fan

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    Poor Kelly she's so beautiful but it looks like she's going through a bad time! I believe the Ntrance producer has treated her like shit! You think he would be grateful shes made his band famous!
     
  9. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    She does have a Heart of Gold
     
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  10. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Where on EARTH is the AGOG GAY PICTURE?!
     
  11. monsta

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    The photo has disappeared from the internet!
     
  12. Ag

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    I can't find it either. How fucking tragic.
     
  13. Ag

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    This will have to do:

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  14. Kelly Fan

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    When is Kelly doing her next gig? Does anyone know?
     
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  15. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Kelly has stopped gigging in protest of not being included in 'Artists for Grenfell'

    WKD Blue sales down in Burnley as a direct result
     
  16. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Kelly, is that YOU?
     
  17. Kelly Fan

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    No I'm not Kelly! I doubt she would waste her time on this site! I'm just a fan of NTrance from back in day, saw Kelly at the MEN years ago & she was out of this world, then saw Ntrance again recently & I couldn't believe it! They are so SHIT! Blonde singer is weak, blends into background all you can see if her Blonde hair extensions! Plus she keeps going out of tune, it's painful on your ears!
     
  18. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara Allt sem ég sá...

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    :D She's a VERY BUSY WOMAN!
     
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  19. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    FOUND IT

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  20. monsta

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    MY FACE RN!
     
  21. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Can we get it hosted SOMEWHERE ON THE MOOPY SERVERS so this kind of thing never happens again thanks
     
  22. Slave

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    Sunday is SAVED.

    Anyway, still hate this bitch for walking through my freshly mopped bar in her dirty boots a decade ago.
     
  23. Ag

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    Her left hand has had a rough life.
     
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  24. Diddy

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    I want to know where that gay is now. Can’t someone investigate? Like they did with that equally famous photo of that skinny Ethiopian girl running away from something (or was she Cambodian or something... Zambian?)
     
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  25. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I thought that gay was CWOJ for a minute
     
  26. aquaplex

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    Did nobody notice this? Lucky Jodie

    http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/chart-star-kelly-llorenna-drops-13269722

    “It’s the best birthday I could have asked for... I couldn’t believe when she walked in, and then to actually perform on stage for me. I love her.”

    Christ Jodie, live a bit. I mean if I lived up north I’d always be expecting K Lo to turn up as she probably doesn’t have anything else to do. Though I can understand her being surprised in performing on stage rather than just running to the toilet to sniff out the drugs.

    Looking at the video that’s probably the biggest crowd she has performed to for years. Looks like she’s out a bit of slap on too!
     
  27. Kate

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    The shocking truth about N-Trance’s new singer is that she is ex-Moopy poster Emma.

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  28. Mugatu

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    David Guetta is not ageing well.
     
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  29. Diddy

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    I didn’t know Steve Buscemi and Robert Carlyle had a son!
     
  30. aquaplex

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    Kween Kelly is gonna slay that imposter.
     
  31. Zu-Klara

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    I see that this sizzling hot topic has lured in a NEW POSTER :disco:

    Hello @Kerr Turnbull, WHAT’S YOUR NAME AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM
     
  32. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    If it's the same Kerr Turnbull from my Grindr I could tell you all about him :o
     
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  33. Zu-Klara

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    Oh GO ON THEN :horny:
     

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