The UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Years :(

You know back when you had to lick stamps and your Mum would 'let' you do all the stamps for the Christmas cards and you were left with that horrible dry yet sticky feeling in your mouth...

 

I’m sat here in an absolute rage at that Priti Patel interview on BBC News. Why do I let them bother me so much? Should I really be surprised that they have no leadership skills, and when brought to task they are completely disingenuous, smug and self righteous?

GOD I HATE HER

 

stamps aren’t covered in cobwebs though, so there’s that.

 

I judge all potential shags by arse over face. What can I say

 

T-Moz has a full and fulfilling sex life. Heard she has a WAP at all times.

 

'I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY'.

Bet she had a right old SMIRK to herself after that.

 

Weirdly I was just thinking for about 30 seconds about closet Tories and TERFs and how they’d feel on Moopy.

I’M PSYCHIC

 

And yes. Let’s have a “Who do you think is a secret Tory?” Thread. Something to perk us up

 

“We’re making great changes to the department”

don’t you see the IRONY that said changes are BECAUSE OF YOU you SMARMY COW

You don’t run someone over and then take GREAT PRIDE in buying them a NEW LEG

 

no you’re just lucky to have a mind as brilliant as mine

 

I’ll start then.

FUNKY IS A SECRET TORY.

 

The evidence: Rachel Stevens basically predicted it

 

It's less closet Tories, more those who directly quote out of Tory playbooks and don't get it. Ironically I find those who feel the need to slag off Labour guilty of doing the devils work. That's after I declared them Labour to be absolute shit the other day and VOTE GREEN!

 

i had to google Darren as I’ve seen him referenced on here a few times, and I do actually recognise him from various insufferable interviews. He always likes to sound like he’s cleverer and more educated than everyone else (even though he dropped out of Uni, as is gleefully explained on his wiki page) and I’m amused by how he used to be a LD activist. Clearly as FICKLE as the prime minister then when it comes to career opportunities...

 

there’s only so many times you’re allowed to OUT me on here OKAY

 

There’s so many people who are (mostly) socially Labour and think that puts them on the left wing.

 

Many of my Uni chums declared me to be a socialist, something which I haven't defined myself as being since I was a teenager.

 

TOP FLAPS

 

The Katie Hopkins effect, innit. I don’t believe for a minute she believes half of the SHITE that comes out of her mouth either.

 

its the smug look on her face when she starts ranting on GMB, when you know she knows she’s said something that’s going to make her trend for a few hours on Twitter, or land her another column with a right wing rag

As if she couldn’t be any worse, she’s not even committed to her opinions.

ugh why do I get myself this worked up about SHITTY PEOPLE

 

the idea that had she not been advised not to scream at staff she wouldn't have any way of knowing that was a breach of conduct is

 

Fucking scum. I don’t know why I hate her more than the rest but she really is abhorrent.

 

Fear for your fucking life.

 

Liz Truss #1?!

 

Can you even fucking imagine?

 

You must wonder who votes in such polls. Rishi I kinda get, but LIZ FUCKING TRUSS.

 

She'd be opening inappropriate pork markets all over the fucking place.

 

Raab is the REALLY SCARY ONE. I can easily see him gaining power as PM with his own DEMENTED AGENDA to implement.

He's a much less obvious FLOUNDERER or WEIRDO like Boris, Liz Truss, Gove, Jacob RM ETC

 

I had to google who BEN WALLACE was