The UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Years :(

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  1. ButterTart

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    I imagine that to be similar to licking recently used sandpaper.
     
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  2. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    You know back when you had to lick stamps and your Mum would 'let' you do all the stamps for the Christmas cards and you were left with that horrible dry yet sticky feeling in your mouth...
     
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    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    I’m sat here in an absolute rage at that Priti Patel interview on BBC News. Why do I let them bother me so much? Should I really be surprised that they have no leadership skills, and when brought to task they are completely disingenuous, smug and self righteous?

    GOD I HATE HER
     
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  4. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    stamps aren’t covered in cobwebs though, so there’s that.
     
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  5. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    I judge all potential shags by arse over face. What can I say
     
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    T-Moz has a full and fulfilling sex life. Heard she has a WAP at all times.
     
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    'I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY'.

    Bet she had a right old SMIRK to herself after that.
     
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    I have a really visceral reaction to her, Tom Harwood and Darren Grimes. If I found out any of them had been murdered I’d probably get an erection.
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Weirdly I was just thinking for about 30 seconds about closet Tories and TERFs and how they’d feel on Moopy.

    I’M PSYCHIC
     
  10. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    And yes. Let’s have a “Who do you think is a secret Tory?” Thread. Something to perk us up :disco:
     
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    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    “We’re making great changes to the department”

    don’t you see the IRONY that said changes are BECAUSE OF YOU you SMARMY COW

    You don’t run someone over and then take GREAT PRIDE in buying them a NEW LEG
     
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    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    no you’re just lucky to have a mind as brilliant as mine :)
     
  13. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I’ll start then.

    FUNKY IS A SECRET TORY.
     
  14. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    The evidence: Rachel Stevens basically predicted it
     
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    It's less closet Tories, more those who directly quote out of Tory playbooks and don't get it. Ironically I find those who feel the need to slag off Labour guilty of doing the devils work. That's after I declared them Labour to be absolute shit the other day and VOTE GREEN!
     
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    i had to google Darren as I’ve seen him referenced on here a few times, and I do actually recognise him from various insufferable interviews. He always likes to sound like he’s cleverer and more educated than everyone else (even though he dropped out of Uni, as is gleefully explained on his wiki page) and I’m amused by how he used to be a LD activist. Clearly as FICKLE as the prime minister then when it comes to career opportunities...
     
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    there’s only so many times you’re allowed to OUT me on here OKAY
     
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  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    There’s so many people who are (mostly) socially Labour and think that puts them on the left wing.
     
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    Many of my Uni chums declared me to be a socialist, something which I haven't defined myself as being since I was a teenager.
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    She never ruined her life and vag having kids, so PROBABLY TRUE
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    If I murder one of them will you promise to send pics?
     
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    He was also an ardent remainer until he was offered money to start shilling Brexit. The courts also ruled that he’s too thick to be reasonably expected to fill out a form correctly, which is a nice rod to beat him with.
     
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    Please do not follow or subscribe to Darren fucking Grimes.

    He is everything wrong with how basically being a transparently ridiculous cunt can get you a media career these days. What exactly is his qualification to talk about anything?!
     
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  25. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    The Katie Hopkins effect, innit. I don’t believe for a minute she believes half of the SHITE that comes out of her mouth either.
     
  26. funky

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    its the smug look on her face when she starts ranting on GMB, when you know she knows she’s said something that’s going to make her trend for a few hours on Twitter, or land her another column with a right wing rag

    As if she couldn’t be any worse, she’s not even committed to her opinions.

    ugh why do I get myself this worked up about SHITTY PEOPLE :oi:
     
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    the idea that had she not been advised not to scream at staff she wouldn't have any way of knowing that was a breach of conduct is :D
     
  29. Sheena

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    Fucking scum. I don’t know why I hate her more than the rest but she really is abhorrent.
     
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    "Do you apologise?"

    "My official position is apologetic"

    Also, the utterly hideous flex of her doing this little PR stunt while overseeing police raiding people's homes. She truly is a monster. :zombie:
     
  31. Ag

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    Fear for your fucking life.

     
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    COB jumped up little prick

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    Liz Truss #1?! :goodgrief:
     
  33. Ag

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    Can you even fucking imagine?
     
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    You must wonder who votes in such polls. Rishi I kinda get, but LIZ FUCKING TRUSS.
     
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    She'd be opening inappropriate pork markets all over the fucking place.
     
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    wurst GONK QUEEN

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    Raab is the REALLY SCARY ONE. I can easily see him gaining power as PM with his own DEMENTED AGENDA to implement.

    He's a much less obvious FLOUNDERER or WEIRDO like Boris, Liz Truss, Gove, Jacob RM ETC
     
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    wurst GONK QUEEN

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    I had to google who BEN WALLACE was :D
     
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    Soldi THUNDER AND GLORIA!

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    How bad is our LIZ? I only know PORK MARKETS.
     
  39. Kate

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    PORK MARKETS CHEESE DISGRACE LIZ the TORIES' FAVOURITE TORY! Hilarious!

    Who the fuck is Amanda Milling?
     
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    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    It is a polling of Conservative members, to be fair. I wouldn't read too much into it.
     

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