The UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson Years :(

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  1. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    REAL-LIFE :manson:!
     
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  2. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Well that's just going to play into the hands of the Tories - there are PLENTY of people who don't have ID and most of them are those in the lower classes as they can't afford to drive or go on holiday.

    You have to sign the form and they check it against the signature which you provided when you registered for the postal vote. I mean, it could be forged, and it depends how vigilant they are.
     
  3. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    WHERE does he get this SHIT from?
     
  4. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    most of the people being pushed out from voting will either be working class or working class poc
     
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    If you need ID to vote, ID should be free.
     
  6. VoR

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    Crap, my passport has recently lapsed and as a non-driver that's pretty much all the photo ID I have. Guess that's my lunch break job tomorrow.
     
  7. Ag

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  8. Kate

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    The Independent Group for Change DEAD
     
  9. Ag

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    Iain Duncan Smith is getting a knighthood.
     
  10. VoR

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    I've got my eye on what Farage gets given. Will they be shameless enough to go full knighthood, or try to slip him a grubby OBE instead?
     
  11. octophone

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    He should get a kick in the bollocks from every citizen in the UK, one by one.
     
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  12. ameraal

    ameraal huzzah!

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    how am i only hearing about his full name now? if corbyn's was this ridiculous the tory media wouldn't have shut up about it.
     
  13. octophone

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    The Tory media is absolutely crawling with Jeremys, it would have been an own goal.
     
  14. Ag

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    Him staying on holiday with the looming threat of WAR is quite ridiculous.
     
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    Will Boris actually WANT to support a potential war having just been elected and with Brexit looming?

    I notice that he appears to be in line with the EU leaders in keeping quiet about the whole thing for now, although Raab made a statement suggesting sympathy towards the USA.

    SURELY not even the most stupid amongst us would believe Iran pose an imminent threat to British lives.
     
  16. octophone

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    I note The Fail has gone with "BORIS JETS IN TO FACE IRAN CRISIS" as their headline where as he's actually just flying home from his holiday. It hasn't been cut short and how else were we thinking he was going to travel - hot air balloon?
     
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  17. Ag

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    I've read that he'd likely support war. That journalists' life on his conscience.
     
  18. Ag

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    I saw that. I rolled my eyes so hard.
     
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  19. octophone

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    Today they've gone for "PM WALKS TIGHTROPE OVER IRAN". First of all, there's a difference between walking a political tightrope and doing fuck all. Secondly, I'd love this to be literal and Boris has decided that the zipslide stunt needs topped.
     
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  20. Ag

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    Is their attempt at giving back to the Northern voters?

     
  21. Ag

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    And York is the desired location! @Indie
     
  22. octophone

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    File this next to his bridge from Ireland. Never going to happen.
     
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    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    Unsurprisingly was all over my Facebook first thing today. It's true that there's a good location for it in huge disused land very central.

    But the whole thing is fanciful. It won't happen.
     
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    I don't really know what's in his head. I heard quotes of "repaying northern constituencies" then choses a location with an extremely safe Labour MP. We don't want your repayment, twat.
     
  25. Penelope

    Penelope DON'T TALK TO ME

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    I rather love the LITERALLY OPEN briefing that "we MUST SPEND MONEY TO KEEP NORTHERN CONSTITUENCIES" as if they weren't worth spending money on before!
     
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    They weren't - the Tories are as surprised as anyone else and absolutely want to lock down their support in some areas. This is, of course, logistically ass-backwards; if you've already got a seat by doing fuck all and even cutting spending in an area, why would your response be to turn up and make a racket, create expectation and then fail to deliver? They can't even do "conniving" properly.
     
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    I can't imagine anything less appealing as a 'repayment' for Northern voters than sending the House of Lords to their doorstep. Who wants their neighbourhood flooded with toffs, nonces and Andrew Lloyd Webber?
     
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  28. octophone

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    :D

    "New on Channel 5..."
     
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    You´re more optimistic than me.
     
  31. Win_the_game

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    What an absolute joke.

    I suspect this will get buried in the news following the revelations on Scottish budget day that our finance secretary has been noncing up a 16yo via text message.
     
  32. Ag

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    Cunt bingo day.

    McVey, Leadsom, Smith all gone.

    Suella apparently IN.
     
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  33. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Honestly why bother getting rid of USELESS ARTICLES like Leadsom and McVey to then replace them with SUELLA :rolleyes:
     
  34. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    They're going to make her ATTORNEY GENERAL? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  35. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    THERESA VILLIERS SACKED :disco:

    I would say it's NOT A GOOD LOOK sacking so many WOMEN - IF they weren't all so AWFUL
     
  36. Ag

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    Well I guess it IS PRETTY SEXIST when they're all cunts.
     
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  37. octophone

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    Policy is clearly going to be decided in a "who can pee the highest" contest.
     
  38. Ag

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    Not sure. I heard Andrea won that last year.
     
  39. octophone

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    I reckon Patel has muscular control that even Melania Trump would envy.
     
  40. Ag

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    She is a tight cunt.
     

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