The UK: The Boris Weeks

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  1. Ag

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    Only deserving in the shadow of trump.

    FYI Benny Hill is trending
     
  2. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Let's hope it's weeks rather than years, eh?
     
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  3. Ag

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    Changed!
     
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  4. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    The shortest tenure for a British Prime Minister to date is 119 days.

    Hopefully that stat will become relevant before too long.
     
  5. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    First major diplomatic incident within the week.
     
  6. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I'd quite like him to break this record in a really stupid way. Like next week, choking to death on a Brussel sprout. Or a kipper.
     
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  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I think it's ENTIRELY possible.

    But then how many times did we think it was the end for POOR OLD SAD OLD THERESA?
     
  8. Slave

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    She was almost quite good in PMQ’s today.
     
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    I kind of miss her

    I think actually I just miss Boris not being PM
     
  10. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Well, when the pressure is off...
     
  11. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Penny Mordaunt and Liam Fox sacked from Cabinet. It's going to be a bloodbath.
     
  12. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    "A government of all the shits"
     
  13. Ag

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    Many many have gone. 11 at the latest count.
     
  14. Slave

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    Jeremy Hunt OUT
     
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    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Liz Truss and Geru still waiting by the phone.
     
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  17. Slave

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    I love the political commentators on Sky News desperately trying not to be distracted by the protestors playing the xylophone and failing miserably :D
     
  18. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    With a Cabinet like that, it really is a case of waiting and watching to see who fucks up first.

    I mean, Priti Patel as Home Sec? Jesus fucking wept. I want her out. LIKE YESTERDAY.
     
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  19. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    On which subject, I give you HOME SECRETARY PRITI PATEL.
     
  20. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Dominic Raab As Foreign Secretary. This can only be because Boris got upset about being called the worst Foreign Secretary in history and decided to show us all.
     
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    I assume failing Grayling is out.
     
  22. Shirley

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    LIZ TRUSS in at INTERNATIONAL TRADE

    OPEN YOUR PORK MARKETS
     
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    Send Dominic Raab to warmer climes.

    In short shorts.

    Literally the only positive outcome from that appointment.
     
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    Fuck. Me. This is unbearable - it's every utter cunt you can think of.

    Where are Al-Qaeda when you need them?
     
  25. Suedey

    Suedey HELL-ON.

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    I certainly don't.
     
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  26. Ag

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    I've been opening pork markets.
     
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  27. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    CRYING at poor old PENPEN being out on her arse.
     
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    Jacob Rees-Mogg as Leader of the House apparently :zombie:

    We are entering the worst timeline. But in a way, it's the best timeline. All these crazy fuckers who think they can bring the EU to their knees need to put their money where their mouth is, fail miserably and fuck off forevermore.
     
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    They will still be rich. They will still walk into lovely jobs or collect paychecks for editing papers or giving speeches about politics as if they're in any way qualified to comment. They're gambling our money on Brexit, not their own. So there really is no silver lining here. The simulation has reached an ugly nadir.
     
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    Total mindfuck of a cabinet, but I totally agree with you. It's horrific for us, but this NEEDS to happen. We need to get these monsters to try and bring through the thing that they keep telling us is so easy, so that they can fuck up and disappear. This is their mess, they need to show the nation either way that it can or cannot be done. And then lets put a pin in this whole thing and get on with rebuilding and healing the nation.
     
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    Patel is gonna be such an evil cunt.
     
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    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    Seeing how she dismantles the already horrific immigration system in this country is going to be a total pain in my ass.

    I don't even know what we do to organise against this government.
     
  33. Ag

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    There is literally so little worse than a child of immigrants being against immigration. She's also the MP for our neighbouring constituency. To think we had UKIP on the other side for a couple of years and now this bitch on the other.
     
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  34. dmlaw

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    Where's @cwej with the July Cunt of the Month nominations thread when we need him?
     
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    It's a coming...! :D I'll do it tomorrow.

    I'm still in shock at this utter disgrace of a new cabinet.
     
  36. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    Evil Esther McVey in charge of housing, communities and local government.
     
  37. cwej

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    I can't get over this astonishingly good picture of Priti Patel that is being used as her main mugshot. She looks approximately 2% of as good as this in reality.

    [​IMG]
     
  38. big ron

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    It really is a cabinet of shithouses but its going to be amazing to watch them all fail and fall. Also looks like Boris fancies a GE?
     
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    They've even tried to make her look white! Clearly in some hair-brained attempt to convince all the racists who switched to the Brexit Party to return to their heartlands of Conservatism.
     
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    When is the next scheduled GE?
     

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