Thursday leaves on the midnight train to Georgia

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  1. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    It's never too early in the morning for GLADYS and her PIPS

    He kept dreaming
    DREAMING!
    Oooh that someday he'd be a star
    A SUPERSTAR! BUT HE DIDN'T GET FAR!
    But he sure found out the HARD WAY
    That DREAMS don't always come true
    DREAMS don't always come true! UH UH! NO! UH UH!

    :disco:
     
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  2. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    ALL PRAY FOR ME THAT DROOPY DRAWERS has been ITHED UP out there in the country
     
  3. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    NO SUCH LUCK :evil:
     
  4. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    Morning. I was promised a snow day today, but all we’ve got is a load of frost. THANKS BREXIT.
     
  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I had Gladys’ “In The Beginning” on the stereogram ONLY last night
     
  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    MORNING

    I’ve been to spin (didn’t fall off the bike, so it was a success) and feeling quite perky, despite the lack of snow day here too
     
  7. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Apparently there's a WEATHER WARNING (presumably from the MINISTRY OF WARNINGS) in effect from 12pm.

    I wonder if that's reason enough to fuck off home at 12.30pm after I've finished my surgery.
     
  8. big ron

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    Booking a skiing holiday for BREXIT WEEK today. I'm hoping it all goes tits up so I don't have to come back.
     
  9. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    Yes I should REST AT HOME this morning because your train back from London was an hour late and you didn't get to bed by 9pm as usual

    Jesus wept you just CAN'T GET THE HELP
     
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  10. Rita

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    U ok bbz?xxo
     
  11. Rita

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    Morning. I am feeling on top of the world today. Things are looking UP! :disco:
     
  12. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    Apparently I'm getting a new job in the ANTIQUES PACKING books department but I have a SNEAKING SUSPICION I shall be expected to carry on doing all MADAM's DRUDGERY AS WELL
     
  13. octophone

    octophone a wonderful wooden reason

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    It's OK, we'll soon be free of all vem stoopid EU laws and we can make our own wevva again.
     
  14. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    All these cold fronts comin in from the East. Why ain’t they givin BRITISH cold fronts the job? Grrr
     
  15. octophone

    octophone a wonderful wooden reason

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    Blue passports, mate. And blue extremities.
     
  16. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    I never knew ORCHID was an actual colour. I thought it was just a CHINESE MISTRANSLATION. Don't say I never learn anything in this tedious job
     
  17. Rita

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    AMBER WEATHER WARNING in place in the South West. :o

    Keep safe @lolly
     
  18. Rita

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    10cm of snow forecast and an amber weather warning? This country is well and truly SCREWED.
     
  19. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Don't worry, I made sure I had my ice grips before I left the house.
     
  20. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I just had my first creme egg of the year :)
     
  21. Star

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    I don't really like creme eggs but I saw an Oreo one the other day and I was tempted
     
  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'm not entirely sure I like them either. Objectively they really are QUITE VILE.
     
  23. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    I'm sure Crème Eggs used to be nicer. The crème in the modern ones is a totally different consistency from the way I remember it as a child.
     
  24. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    They stopped using standard Dairy Milk chocolate a couple of years ago and started using something cheaper. Not sure if they ever went back.
     
  25. big ron

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    They are shit now. I used to quaff them as a child.
     
  26. Diddy

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    My weather app translated the advisory to “YELLOW SNOW WARNING”

    Don’t eat it
     
  27. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    Fisting, watersports, BDSM and squirting porn now effectively LEGAL to distribute

    REJOICE!
     
  28. Mats

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    my dad is in Liverpool to watch a band called Cancer Bats. I can barely muster the energy to catch a church concert across town these days. something went wrong with the genes there
     
  29. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    Meanwhile to the tune of 'Minimal' by the PSB

    D.R.O.O.P.Y. DRAWERS
    DROOPY DRAWERS
    DROOPY DRAWERS
     
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  30. octophone

    octophone a wonderful wooden reason

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    I think they did because the effect of the change was so noticeable. This, I think, also coincided with the 6 pack going down to 5.
     
  31. octophone

    octophone a wonderful wooden reason

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    Bless Frank Zappa. Sure, some of his lyrics were dog-awful but he could also deliver some serious wisdom when the mood took him.
     
  32. octophone

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    Anyway, Autechre issued 19 live albums today.

    I feel quite lazy now.
     
  33. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It’s snowing!
     
  34. Floppet

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    Did you manage to get out of your drive to Manchester? We no longer have snow.
     
  35. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I didn’t bother. I sent someone else under the pretext of having too much other stuff to do...
     
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  36. lolly

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    I've still not seen as much as a flake :evil:
     
  37. Rita

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    No snow where you are? :o

    We also have nothing but -9 temperatures. :angry:
     
  38. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Actually, it is now, and settling straight away :o
     
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  40. octophone

    octophone a wonderful wooden reason

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    I know this is essentially howling into the void with Zu seemingly on a sabbatical but I've pretty much just scrapped everything I was working on due to these Autechre live sets. It all feels rather pointless.
     

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