Thursday licks your toe and calls you papi

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  1. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Morning!

    It's Thursday but it's a 4 day week so that's ok.

    (Apologies to those who worked on Monday.)
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    MORNING!

    I’m quite perky as I (for obvious reasons) keep forgetting it’s Thursday and am a day behind. Been to the gym, aching pleasantly and just the horror of 9 hours at my desk to get through...
     
  3. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I’m having one of those mornings where I think I’ve left the iron on and the front door open :shy:

    Hope the burglars get caught in the fire
     
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  4. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Don’t iron clothes- lesson right there, people
     
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  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I wouldn't go that far. But I would question the point of having a husband otherwise.

    As granny always said, you don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    You'll be pleased to hear my gammy eye is a lot better this morning, @Star. It didn't seem to be responding to the drops last night, but I woke up this morning and it's much less gunky and less sore
     
  7. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I was in work last Friday and on Monday so why the hell am I confused about what day it is?
     
  8. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    You didn't do the daily thread today, I reckon that's thrown you!
     
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  9. big ron

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    I didn't really do much work Tuesday and I'll only do a half day tomorrow so this week has been fucking pointless.
     
  10. Suedey

    Suedey HELL-ON.

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    I thought you were talking about Madame X there..
     
  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'm more Madame D (list)
     
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  12. Zu-Klara

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    :D Oh I hate that. I used to have a gas fire (:zombie:) in the lounge before they bothered to install central heating and was frequently convinced I’d left it on. I’m not quite sure what I thought would happen if I HAD :side-eye:
     
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  13. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    It'd probably smell a lot like my gran's house before they decided that she'd left the hob on one-too-many-times and put her in care.
     
  14. Rita

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    Good Morning darlings.

    What is all this about Prince William cheating on Kate that was doing to the rounds on Twitter? :o
     
  15. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    I believe it because she has a very HORSEY face and the Royals tend to love that.
     
  16. Rita

    Rita User

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    William is clearly punching with Kate, (although she does seem terribly dull) but I suppose he does have the fact he will one day be King of England on his side.
     
  17. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    They totally wanted her to improve the gene pool. The Royals were getting so inbred there was a risk of an heir to the throne with a grand total of 3 fingers across both hands, webbed feet and born with Male Pattern Baldness.
     
  18. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    There hasn't been a king of England for over three hundred years. Why will they start again now?
     
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  19. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Just taking after his dad innit, cheating on his wife with a less attractive woman.
     
  20. Rita

    Rita User

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    I do not know why I typed England instead of the UK as a whole. :square:
     
  21. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    Morning gang

    I’ve got to the stage in life where I’m excited to pop out for some new TOWELS
     
  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    WELCOME
     
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  23. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Oh that's good! Have we heard from @Floppet today?
    In other news I've been vomiting since 3am :(
     
  24. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    Thanks mate excited to be here
     
  25. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Oh dear :(

    On the plus side, @Dr Lecter is away to buy you some new towels.
     
  26. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    A/s/l ?
     
  27. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Seems to be subsiding thankfully.
     
  28. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    My gob's wrecking and jaw's swollen, look like I've been in a fight but other than that all good thanks.
     
  29. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    I'm supposed to be working from home but my Vbox crashed (programme that I use to run Windows XP because our work software runs mostly on 32bit) so I reinstalled it but can't seem to open any files off my flash drive. There's no way of me knowing whether the problem's with the flash drive or Vbox so I've had to ring work and ask them to email files over to me as I need to ring clients and then set up to pay their wages tomorrow.
     
  30. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I've only got one Easter egg left :(
     
  31. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I only ever had one.

    And I gave it back!

    Then I bought a half-price Reese's one in Tesco.
     
  32. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    I'm sat at the dining room table and on it are a Galaxy egg with three bars of chocolate in it, a Help for Heroes egg with a cup, a massive Ferrero Rocher egg, box of 24 Ferrero Rocher, big box of chocolate seashells, 3 Reese's peanut butter cups, 2 Reese's peanut butter eggs and a 3 pack of Fry's Turkish Delight. I'm hoping to be able to make a start on it at the weekend but you can have the Galaxy egg if you want, I don't fancy the chocolate bars that come with it.
     
  33. big ron

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    Ron Jr got FIVE fucking easter eggs off one his Nanny. And we got 2. I'm trying to lose weight here.
     
  34. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    i have a pain in my left ball. i hope i don't come across this post one day and be like: "oh. shoulda seen that one coming."

    not the first time either.
     
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  35. big ron

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    I used to get pain in my balls, sometimes one, sometimes both. Turns out it was a combo of wearing tight pants and sitting down at a desk all day.
     
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  36. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    i stopped wear briefs recently. was doing some sperm tests and i read it's good to let it go so started doing boxers or commando but last night i put on briefs again incidentally.

    i can't believe it took me almost four decades to appreciate the hang of it all. i hope my balls don't start sagging now.
     
  37. big ron

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    Yeah I was on the cusp of writing my last will and testament before I realised.

    If you're still worried send me some pics of your balls and I'll check them for you x
     
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