Thursday takes it slow by moving in

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  1. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I had a gym date last night and ended up staying over at his house. I think I really like him a lot and I’m feeling all giddy about it.

    Needless to say but there wasn’t a whole lot of sleep happening. Not sure how I’ll make it through today :D
     
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  2. Ag

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    A gym date?
     
  3. Mats

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    HUZZAH

    I haven't had much sleep either as Mr M decided to come home at FOUR AM and we're off to the airport in an hour, so it'll be the usual panic showering and packing with him while I aggressively thump my fingers on the table. GREAT START!
     
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  4. Mats

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    I can't think of anything more horrifying! what happened to BURGERS?
     
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  5. Ag

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    Cocktails by the treadmill.
    Candlelit dinner over the bench press.
    Finished off with a subtle fisting by the cross trainer.
     
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  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
     
  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Imagine being a sweaty mess in front of a potential new partner.

    God, Millennials are all CUNTS.
     
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  8. big ron

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    A what?!
     
  9. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    That's youth you see, they can do an hour at the gym and then bang away at each other all night whilst still being able to present themselves for a day's work fuelled by nothing more than a Greggs vegan sausage roll.
     
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  10. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    (the bastards)
     
  11. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I realise how ridiculous it sounds

    But if things don’t work out then at least I will have something to show for it :disco:
     
  12. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Crabs?
     
  13. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    Oh ok, two things to show for it
     
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  14. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Whatever happened to a quick fingering around the back of the KFC, next to the bins?

    Romance really IS dead
     
  15. OutSynk

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    I wish I went to the gym.
     
  16. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    That's millennials for you - they'll never know what it's like to share a Big Bender at the Wimpy.
     
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  17. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Vacation?
     
  18. Mats

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    YES!

    *pipes a bag*
     
  19. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    See a potential date and I once saw eachother at the gym (had no idea we went to the same gym), and just sensibly ignored eachother like any couple of respectable Grindr chatting gays do.
     
  20. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I think I'm on heat
     
  21. Rita

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    Aren’t men ALWAYS in heat?
     
  22. big ron

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    This man is.
     
  23. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    To varying degrees. Today I'm having to restrain myself from inappropriately touching strangers, though.
     
  24. Rita

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    :D

    It must be the weather.
     
  25. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Specifically it's men wearing shorts that expose a bit of thigh. I'm powerless to resist it.
     
  26. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    As a millennial, my dream date is a trip to a co-working space with my polycule, where we silently carry out our gig economy jobs and order delivery food through a pastel-coloured smartphone app.
     
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  27. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    You and me BOTH

    I have the added trauma of living in a seaside town so everyone has their tops off ALL OF THE TIME. This morning's swim alongside the triathletes getting changed was QUITE the experience...
     
  28. big ron

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    Sounds hot tbf
     
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  29. big ron

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    I've just booked a SOUND ENGINEER for my childs birthday party.

    I think I'm taking this too far.
     
  30. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I've got hair colour remover on and it smells suspiciously like VEET. Can I rock the bald look? :(
     
  31. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm not :( I've never done that thing where you just walk around OGLING people. *repressed*
     
  32. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    I've been working on getting rid of my repression and opening up more (ahem) and it's been going quite well, but I'm not quite at that stage yet either :laugh:
     
  33. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Just OPEN like a LOTUS FLOWER DARLING
     
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  34. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Update plz. Is Kate the new Sinead?
     
  35. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    No, it's still there, but it's gone a very strange orangey brown colour. Oh well. Tomorrow I shall see how well COSMIC BLUE works :disco:
     
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  36. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Waiting for Rita to come and tell me off for doing terrible things to my poor hair :(
     
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  37. Rita

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    Go to a hairdressers and get it done PROPERLY. :oi:

    Unless you are going for the Julianne Moore look. In that case carry on..
     
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  38. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    But it's SOOOOO EXPENSIVE
     
  39. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    You can be a socialist and have good hair, Kate.
     
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  40. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I know, right? I can handle this myself for about a tenner out of Boots, less if there's an offer on.

    That said, I'm hardly a typical case, having had my first haircut since 2013 just a few weeks ago.
     

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