Thursday took a sedative and invaded Poland

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  1. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Morning.
     
  2. Suomi

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    I have just sent my boyfriend a big bouquet of flowers to his office for same day delivery and now I sit here anxiously hoping i got the right address :( :D
     
  3. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Awww, ain't someone the sweetest.
     
  4. Rita

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    Aww YOU. You are such a cutie.
     
  5. Suomi

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    No you don’t understand, I ran over his dog
     
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  6. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    :D!!!
     
  7. Zu-Klara

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    Oh we can laugh but I BET HE DID

    Honestly I thought someone was giving birth in the next room while the ceiling was falling in but that just turned out to be the previously unheard Nurse With Wound album. Have decided to pop on some Rammstein instead :disco:
     
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  8. Phoenix

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    I hate it when people expect me to actually do work on Thursday. It's practically the weekend, WE'RE CLOSED.
     
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  9. big ron

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    Why what have you done wrong?
     
  10. big ron

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    Ah.
     
  11. Suomi

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    No in all honesty I just feel strongly about him and like the idea of him being publically presented with a floral arrangement of roses, gerbera, alstroemeria, and gypsophila - whatever the hell they are
     
  12. big ron

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    I wish someone would send me flowers.
     
  13. big ron

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    Actually I just wish someone would stop having periods. That would do.
     
  14. Phoenix

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    Knock her up again bro.
     
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  15. big ron

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    Fuck. That. Pregnancy = period * 1000
     
  16. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Which one? You cannot leave something like that hanging in the air around me!
     
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    The idea of you behind the wheel terrifies me :D
     
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    Oh I CAN :tongueout:

    It was track 1 of ‘Homotopy to Marie’. I bought it ages ago but had never played it until this morning. Oh the horrifying screams from the house next door. What a relief for everyone when I started grunting along with ‘Morgenstern’ instead :disco:
     
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    I thought I’d misplaced my water bottle, but I’ve since found it. This has been a rollercoaster of a day so far.
     
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  20. Zu-Klara

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    :D XANAX AT THE READY
     
  21. octophone

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  22. big ron

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    Inbox me hun. Hear for u xo
     
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  23. lolly

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    May I just say that I STRONGLY OBJECT TO ESPADRILLES?

    thanks
     
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  24. ButterTart

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    Will do. 2 many snakes on heer.
     
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    Me too beautiful, ME TOO.
     
  26. Zu-Klara

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    THIS. Why would anyone even THINK of wearing them? Just buy yourself a fashionable sandal. Or Converse knock-offs from Sports Direct. Or a SUMMERY CLOG
     
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  27. Rita

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    OT: Brigitte Nielsen PREGNANT at 54.

    The biggest shock for me is that she is only 54.
     
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    I hope it doesn't get her back on Danish telly
     
  29. Rita

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    The last I heard of her was CBB and I could have sworn she was over 54 THEN.

    “JACKIE????”

    “Yeaah....BRACKIE” :disco:
     
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    On my way out to the shop I saw that my new next-door neighbour was in his garden so thought I should do the neighbourly thing and introduce myself (and tell him it was black bin day tomorrow). He's foreign, some kind of European I think, and it sounded like he said his name was Parkin.
     
  31. Shirley

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    I've been SURVEYED by a TELEPHONE LADY from OFWAT

    I give the water company 8/10 although I am expecting them to GO TO SHIT now they have been SWALLOWED WHOLE by SEVERN TRENT
     
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    I Always ask them what rating they need for it to count towards their net promoter score and give them one less.
     
  33. Phoenix

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    Did you tell him to go back where he came from?
     
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    I thought you felt strongly about me too yet I never got no flowers :(
     
  35. Star

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    P.s how did it go? I love it when Mr Star sends me flowers to work, I act all like 'omg he's SO embarrassing' and secretly I'm flaunting them to everyone.
     
  36. Suomi

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    He loved it all the more because the new receptionist didn’t know who he was and so went around the whole floor with the bouquet saying there were flowers for him and asking people where he was :disco: :D
     
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  37. Shirley

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    I think if someone sent me flowers at work I'd probably have to RESIGN

    I did buy Mr S some flowers once but THE LESS SAID ABOUT THAT THE BETTER
     
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    You have a different bin day for black people? Outrageous!
     
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    Whomever has posted lots of young ones quotes in the tags has my support.
     
  40. Zu-Klara

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    I’m amused by the notion that @Floppet’s new neighbour might be called Parkin but if he’s got a Polish look (clearly fond of sausage, sad eyed, eager to chat about dumplings, etc.), it might be Marcin which is a bit less fun although at least the c is pronounced ts for added linguageek excitement :disco:
     

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