To-do list Saturday (inc. Jark mobile phone gate)

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  1. Diddy

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    MORNING Moopiez

    I wonder if I should put my washed laundry in the tumble dryer instead of putting it on the airer. Does it make a difference really? I remember putting a jumper in the dryer at uni, and it went so statically charged I SAW a BOLT of ELECTRICITY between it and my finger.
     
  2. American guy

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    Finish the movie "Step Up" ended up watching The Mavericks Lakers game instead of movies last night.
    Fired Realtor through email, so thats a check
    Get a good work out in.
     
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  3. Diddy

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    I'm fascinated by Americans and their realtors :shy:

    Maybe I watched too much Cougar Town

    Hang about, isn't it like 3am there or something, where in America are you A.G.?
     
  4. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Stupid bloody bastard Southampton bin men waking me up at 7am on a Saturday :evil:
     
  5. Floppet

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    Morning! Diddy, tumble dryer sheets should sort out the static problem but you aren't supposed to put woolly-type jumpers in a dryer anyway. When I come home from work the dog greets me by running under my legs, if I'm wearing my wool-mix trousers he gets charged up with static and I get a shock off him when I touch him again.

    My to-do list for today includes go to town shopping for food, birthday present and card for my mum, pick up prescription, get some minty tobacco, do some washing and drying. My to-do list for the next ten minutes is to finish making my cup of tea, feed the tortoise and switch his vivarium into day mode, feed the bird, feed the dog and give him his tablets and switch the TV on for him.
     
  6. Diddy

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    Can you switch my vivarium into day mode? I think I need it today.

    My cheap work trousers charge up against my manly hairy legs when I walk and go all clingy :evil:
     
  7. American guy

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    I'm in the midwest, Chicago Illinois to be exact. Chicago means stinky onion BTW

    The realtor lady is a douche, took me too long to admit that. She stood us up, we were susposed to go see 3 houses, then she called and said she was drunk and had too many tequilas:shy: [/rant]

    2:48 AM At the moment.
     
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  8. Diddy

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    Is the stinky onion why it's the windy city?

    The realtor DOES sound like a douche
     
  9. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    I like the word douche
     
  10. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Please don't start playing the PIANO at this time in the morning

    It might not annoy the NEIGHBOURS now we're living in a detached house, but it still annoys ME
     
  11. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    My To-Do List today:

    1. Get to work (completed)
    2. Finish work at 3pm
    3. Get train to Epping
    4. See family
    5. Have dinner and quite a few drinks.
     
  12. Mats

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    off to the sakura festival in a minute and then library later. I must write at least two pages on the paper today :geek:

    *daydreams about beers in the park*
     
  13. Diddy

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    Sakura? We got ours like 6 weeks ago :o

    I've just had my first GAMBLE (apart from the Lotto), £20 on Blue to win next week. I should get a free £20 bet in my account tomorrow, which I will put on France. If France win, I get £67 back, if UK win, I'll get £160 back.

    Estonia can FUCK RIGHT OFF :evil:
     
  14. Mats

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    we did too but no one wants to go when the weather is shit so it's always held in May
     
  15. dUb

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    Hello Moopy tonight is my Mariah Carey party :disco:

    It's not too late to get a last-minute invite
     
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  17. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    That picture just looks like they've not turned up yet, dUb.

    In other news, was it a good idea to lick your colleague's nipple infront of your boss? Because he looked HORRIFIED.
     
  18. Diddy

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    WHAT?!?!?
    :D
     
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    I HAVE A DILEMMA MOOPY

    We found a bag in the street on our way out last night and it had £45 and a phone in it... my friend spent the £45 on drinks for us and I pocketed the phone. But it's a bit NAFF and not in great condition. Do I sell it on eBay for not very much? Is it worth the hassle? I think returning it the OWNER is a bit out of the question since the money that was with it has all been squandered and questions will SURELY be ASKED. :hitler:
     
  20. Diddy

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    You've SURPASSED yourself, Jark
     
  21. Alex

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    Ugh what a cunt. Get £45 out of the bank and find out who the owner is.
    How would you have liked it if somebody had done that to you?!
     
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  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I would return it to the owner. They are probably far more worried about the phone than the cash. And you can easily explain the cash away by saying you found the bag dumped in the gutter or something. If the phone is a bit crap it's quite likely that someone would take the cash and leave the phone.
     
  23. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    And yes, I thought that too but am struggling not to be judgmental and make the best of what we're left with.
     
  24. dUb

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    What a PAIR OF PRICKS Jark and his mate are
     
  25. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I would LOVE to know what reaction he was EXPECTING to get from moopy.

    Where's JOHNKM?
     
  26. dUb

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    Jark, you're really considering SELLING someone else's LOST PROPERTY?

    Fucking hell :manson:
     
  27. Diddy

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    OK, I've been looking at the Cash Convertors, it only seems to mention buying second-hand goods in passing while it's trying to convince me to take a loan out.

    I've got an old TV that I haven't even been able to GIVE AWAY FOR FREE, so I thought it's worth a go at Cash Convertors. I know it's probably a stupid question, but do I just turn up with stuff and see if they'll buy it? I don't want to look an idiot, and want even less to drive to the SCUMMY bit of MK to do so
     
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    Tell him it's a team building exercise and ask if he wants to lick you. :D
     
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  29. Alex

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    Give them a ring!

    http://www.cashconverters.co.uk/fin...e=25&postcode=milton keynes&submit=Find Store
     
  30. COB

    COB Pop it in here thanks

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    Oh JARK :angry: Everyone's already SUMMED UP how I feel on the matter so I'll not bother, though I probably would've shoehorned in 'it won't be okay' somewhere.

    As for me, I'm SUPER (thank for asking). At work where it's totally dead, then I'm viewing a couple of flats at 2. I feel very grown up :gross:
     
  31. Diddy

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    I don't want to show them WEAKNESS
     
  32. Alex

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    Okay well ring a different branch and go under a FALSE NAME. :D
     
  33. Jark

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    I didn't want to sell it! :D I just don't see how I can RETURN IT given that it was with a load of money which is now all gone! And let it be known that I campaigned to give it ALL back but my housemate was adamant that "finders are keepers!" and spent the money anyway. I suppose I could say we found it without the money but even so how would I contact the owner given that I HAVE THEIR PHONE? And it's out of battery so unless I BUY A CHARGER specifically to find out who it belongs to then there's not much I can DO.
     
  34. Jark

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    Erm

    *I* didn't spend the money! I most certainly will not get £45 out of the bank (I doubt I even have that much)
     
  35. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Hand it in to the police?
     
  36. Jark

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    I feel like I might have worded this ALL WRONG

    I'm just having a bit of a panic about the whole affair truth be told
     
  37. Jark

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    Oh no it's probably best if I keep out of the police's way for the time being

    Could get somebody else to hand it in perhaps
     
  38. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Call the police and give them the name of your friend.
     
  39. dUb

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    Sorry Jark, spin it how you want but
    and
    don't QUITE add up :bad:
     
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  40. Jark

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    :D pocketing as in PLACING IT IN MY POCKET rather than leave it in the street where it was raining and in an open bag where somebody else was BOUND to take it

    whatever
     

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