Troll Dog Hat Hat Girl (i.e. Jesy from Little Mix)

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  1. Ag

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    She needs her own topic. Easily my favourite contestant EVER.

    I found out today that her name is JESY.

    Have a nice picture.

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  2. Ag

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  3. Ag

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    I could look at her ALL DAY LONG

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/30/article-2055274-0E98648A00000578-6_468x296.jpg
     
  4. Tetris-Rock

    Tetris-Rock TRAY UP, BITCH

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    The odds are against them but they HAVE TO FUCKING STAY.

    I mean, the best name they could come up with after a brainstorming session was LITTLE MIX. That kind of retardation deserves applause.
     
  5. Loufoque

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    A FACIAL ICON
     
  6. Ag

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    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/05/article-0-0E3E73DF00000578-468_634x361.jpg
     
  7. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    I love how COMPLETELY COLOURBLIND she is.
     
  8. FetchFugly

    FetchFugly closing in again

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    There is something quite fascinating about her.

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  9. FetchFugly

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    She does love the LEOPARD PRINT.
     
  10. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    well at least she goes out of her way to AVOID the "frumpy" tag.
     
  11. Ag

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    I really NEED to find a picture of her HAT HAT that she wore on the preview bit of last weeks Saturday show.
     
  12. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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  13. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    Let's face it. If she wasn't in the group you wouldn't recognise the others in a line-up.

    She's a lot more likeable than that WEIRD one from Eton Road too.
     
  14. Ag

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    She's the 100% STAND OUT ARTISTE for ME. Weird Eton Road boy is BETTER BEST FORGOTTEN. I can roll with Troll DHH Girl going onto BIGGER and BETTER things.
     
  15. Loufoque

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    Her face is the only reason I'm supporting Little Mix

    I need to see that RHOMBUS in the FINAL
     
  16. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    God she is going to commit suicide during the VT before next weeks performance, if she googles herself again this week

    Now that's a SOB STORY.

    *K-ROW to attend funeral via telephone link*
     
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  17. Loufoque

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    Someone needs to TWEET HER this APPRECIATION THREAD
     
  18. Ag

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    She needs to start OWNING IT. WE LOVE YOU Troll DHH Girl BECAUSE of ALL YOUR VISUAL FAULTS.
     
  19. Loufoque

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    She's like a REAL VERSION of those things Lady Gaga was wearing on her face CIRCA FUNKY IRONYGATE
     
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  20. Ag

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    I don't know what I'd DO if she actually READ THIS THREAD.
     
  21. Loufoque

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    Hopefully she would feel like a GENUINE QOL
     
  22. Ag

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    Well we're the #1 google link for "Troll Dog Hat Hat Girl".
     
  23. Ag

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    Oh God this topic is the SIXTH GOOGLE LINK for "Jesy from Little Mix"

    I <3 U JESY!
     
  24. Ag

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    Looked at her compared to her FRUMPY BANDMATES!

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  25. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    It's higher than that if you just do 'jesy little mix'. Only the STOP FUCKING HATE are above us :disco:
     
  26. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Third Google result for Jesy Little Mix.

    Everything else on the fromt page is about internet bullying. We're going to have to get someone to sleep with a politician again to distract from this.
     
  27. Loufoque

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    What I love about her is that while Misha B has to resort to conceptual rhino horns this bitch has a NATURAL CONCEPTUAL ARTPIECE in her SKULL
     
  28. monsta

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    Top 5 Reality TV Talent contestants ever

    1. Nicola Roberts
    2. Jesy TDHHGQOL
    3. Will Young
    4. Rosie Ribbons
    5. The Singing Prostitute Who Sang Sugar Walls

    There needs to be a Jesy Bratz doll RUSH RELEASED for Christmas.
     
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  29. Ag

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    Well it is the TIME of the YEAR for us to be TARGETED by the MEDIA.

    Kratz never capitalized on his front page splashes. Let's hope we can send this HOT BABE to the TOP.
     
  30. Loufoque

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    You forgot Abby from Ablisa (topless)
     
  31. monsta

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    Jesy > Jessie Spano > Dear Jessie > Jessie J
     
  32. Dark Carnival

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    Just in case she DOES read this thread,

    Jesy love, QOL = QUEEN OF LIFE
     
  33. monsta

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    She TRANSCENDS any sort of list.
     
  34. Loufoque

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    Sorry DC but in this case it also means QUITE ODDS LOOKS :disco:
     
  35. Ag

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    My VOICEMAIL is ALREADY FULL with HACKS wanting another EXCLUSIVE. Yes, she TURNED ME!

    Oh wait my voicemail is mysteriously emptying... ERM.
     
  36. Ag

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    She's the QOJ.
     
  37. monsta

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    I bet her rubbish identikit band mates are FUMING. WHO EVEN ARE THEY? Their own mothers would struggle to recognise them.
     
  38. Frozen

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  39. Loufoque

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    It's like a NEFARIOUS HOMOSEXUAL SCIENTIST decided to CROSS BREED

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  40. Ag

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    My vision NARROWS when Little Mix come on the screen. Those scrawny little SLUTS need not enter my LINE of VISION.
     

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