Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Phoenix, Dec 30, 2014.
Morning, it's another slow day at the office.
I think I'm going to need a holiday soon.
I'm looking forward to new years. That means four days off again. larvely.
Being at work today is a joke. Nobody's here and there's nothing to do.
That's exactly why coming to work at this time of year is fantastic.
I'm browsing moopy, doing shopping and generally pissing around whilst getting paid.
Why did I think it was a good idea to drink all the tequila last night. On the plus side - yummy Leon breakfast to will me back to life!
I know, but I'm so sleepy, I should have worked from home instead.
Anyway, it's the last day today. No more work until next Wednesday.
Calling all the basic betches! Calling all the basic betches!
I know right? I'm the only one at work. I just let out a really loud fart.
careful with the bunsen burner now
Instant butt hair removal
you'll ruin the bleaching though
You're right. Specially for a mediterranean like me in desperate need to be a tone or THREE lighter down there.
! I love doing that, then watching people wince in silence as they try to decipher who let one rip but too embarrassed to ask lol!
Um. No. I don't fart with other people around. I'm not that vulgar.
Are we comparing farts now? What has this forum come to. Keep it classy ladies.
God forbid! I'm all for comparing high heels though
Oh lord, I didn't drink that much, but I'd hardly had any breakfast and I was rather dehydrated from the SPA. So I was pissed as a fart by 4pm when my friend left.
So I had 90 mins solo karaoke ( ) and a junk food chaser.
I'm proud of myself. DONT BELIEVE ME, JUST WATCH! *vomits*
Low alcohol tolerance and karaoke. You've actually BECOME Asian Diddlypoof ^_^
Also my dick is tiny. ME SO SOLLY ^_^
Also I'm racist now
The bf has just moved in this morning and I've already received a text saying "I'm not throwing anything away but I'm making a 'do you really want to keep this?' pile"
Off to a great start then.
I've been at my mother's for a week now and have only left the house once. I'm getting cabin fever. Now I know how Elisabeth Fritzl felt; except, she got more sex.
OMG AMERIIE IS COMING TO MANCHESTER
Sales position opened up at H&M?
Are you sure it's not a scam? Who would pay to watch her?
Come with me to see her 'show'.
Where's she playing?
I'd love a night out with you Ms Bev, but that woman's voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
The Academy. THATS IT, Jill, YOU'RE taking me.
Sorry for dropping you VoR. Needs must innit.
Diddy did a full 90 minute show and announced on Moopy that he has a tiddler? What a day!
It's all lies! Mine is decent enough
Omg! the 'do you really want to keep this?' pile row is getting out of hand! I'm leaving work!
Manchester meet up NOW!
Is that true DC?
For the inauguration of Moopy's Rice Eaters Club, Plesident Diddy-san will perform a medley of Kylie's greatest hits in all Asian languages.
Drunk karaoke is like gay heaven. A night on the town is UNFINISHED without it.
Meanwhile, tags! Not my fault people don't understand the true Art of Fart. That forum idea sounds lovely though.
Is it wrong that I declined sex because I changed the sheets yesterday and I don't want to do it again.
OOON A NIGH RIKE DIIISS
and THAT is why you said no to me PhoePhoe?