Tuesday Lays An Egg

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  1. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    Morning, it's another slow day at the office.

    I think I'm going to need a holiday soon.
     
  2. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    I'm looking forward to new years. That means four days off again. larvely.
     
  3. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    Being at work today is a joke. Nobody's here and there's nothing to do.
     
  4. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    That's exactly why coming to work at this time of year is fantastic.

    I'm browsing moopy, doing shopping and generally pissing around whilst getting paid.
     
  5. Mel

    Mel User

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    Why did I think it was a good idea to drink all the tequila last night. On the plus side - yummy Leon breakfast to will me back to life!
     
  6. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    I know, but I'm so sleepy, I should have worked from home instead.

    Anyway, it's the last day today. No more work until next Wednesday.
     
  7. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Calling all the basic betches! Calling all the basic betches!

    *whispers*

    You're BASIC.
     
  8. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    I know right? I'm the only one at work. I just let out a really loud fart.
     
  9. Mats

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    careful with the bunsen burner now
     
  10. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Instant butt hair removal
     
  11. Mats

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    you'll ruin the bleaching though
     
  12. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    You're right. Specially for a mediterranean like me in desperate need to be a tone or THREE lighter down there.
     
  13. KindaCool

    KindaCool KayCee

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    :D! I love doing that, then watching people wince in silence as they try to decipher who let one rip but too embarrassed to ask lol!
     
  14. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Um. No. I don't fart with other people around. I'm not that vulgar.
     
  15. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    :zombie:
     
  16. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    Are we comparing farts now? What has this forum come to. Keep it classy ladies.
     
  17. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    God forbid! I'm all for comparing high heels though :disco:
     
  18. Diddy

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    Oh lord, I didn't drink that much, but I'd hardly had any breakfast and I was rather dehydrated from the SPA. So I was pissed as a fart by 4pm when my friend left.

    So I had 90 mins solo karaoke (:zombie: :disco:) and a junk food chaser.

    I'm proud of myself. DONT BELIEVE ME, JUST WATCH! *vomits*
     
  19. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Low alcohol tolerance and karaoke. You've actually BECOME Asian Diddlypoof ^_^
     
  20. Diddy

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    Also my dick is tiny. ME SO SOLLY ^_^

    Also I'm racist now
     
  21. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    :D
     
  22. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    The bf has just moved in this morning and I've already received a text saying "I'm not throwing anything away but I'm making a 'do you really want to keep this?' pile"

    Off to a great start then.
     
  23. JillTyrell

    JillTyrell Deep inside I am profoundly lonely.

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    I've been at my mother's for a week now and have only left the house once. I'm getting cabin fever. Now I know how Elisabeth Fritzl felt; except, she got more sex.
     
  24. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    OMG AMERIIE IS COMING TO MANCHESTER :o
     
  25. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    Fantastic! :D
     
  26. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    Sales position opened up at H&M?
     
  27. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    Are you sure it's not a scam? Who would pay to watch her?
     
  28. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    Come with me to see her 'show'. :disco:
     
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  29. JillTyrell

    JillTyrell Deep inside I am profoundly lonely.

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    Where's she playing?
     
  30. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    I'd love a night out with you Ms Bev, but that woman's voice is like nails on a chalkboard for me. :(
     
  31. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    The Academy. THATS IT, Jill, YOU'RE taking me.

    Sorry for dropping you VoR. Needs must innit. :disco:
     
  32. That One

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    Diddy did a full 90 minute show and announced on Moopy that he has a tiddler? What a day!
     
  33. Diddy

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    It's all lies! Mine is decent enough
     
  34. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Omg! the 'do you really want to keep this?' pile row is getting out of hand! I'm leaving work!
     
  35. JillTyrell

    JillTyrell Deep inside I am profoundly lonely.

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    Manchester meet up NOW!
     
  36. That One

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    Is that true DC?
     
  37. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    For the inauguration of Moopy's Rice Eaters Club, Plesident Diddy-san will perform a medley of Kylie's greatest hits in all Asian languages.
     
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  38. KindaCool

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    Drunk karaoke is like gay heaven. A night on the town is UNFINISHED without it.

    Meanwhile, tags! :D :D Not my fault people don't understand the true Art of Fart. That forum idea sounds lovely though.
     
  39. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    Is it wrong that I declined sex because I changed the sheets yesterday and I don't want to do it again.
     
  40. Diddy

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    :disco: OOON A NIGH RIKE DIIISS


    and THAT is why you said no to me PhoePhoe? :(
     

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