Tuesday needs a snooze

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  1. big ron

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    Morning. Very very sleepy. Send ludes.
     
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  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I’m suicidal. I hate the day after bank holiday and yesterday was a corker, rounded off with the most amazing drunken swim in the sea at sunset.

    Summer feels like it’s over
     
  3. big ron

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    Yeah I almost had a little cry leaving a festival yesterday morning, that might be 3 nights on the beans though.
     
  4. big ron

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    I also got angry when ms ron talked of putting away the tent 'for the winter'

    NO.
     
  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I went to bed with a headache and woke up with one. Bugger it.

    Disappointed how warm and clammy it is. I was hoping for a fresh autumnal shower.
     
  6. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    news: OPTIMISM may hold SECRET to LONGER LIFE

    *dies*
     
  7. Indie

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    Yay, head full of cold. Just after the hottest bank holiday ever. What the fuck is this.
     
  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I felt a little CHEATED when I read that

    Or perhaps THIS IS DEATH :o

    :dead:
     
  9. Rita

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    Are you sure it isn’t AUTUMNAL HAYFEVER? I am riddled, but anti hestamines seem to be keeping it at bay.
     
  10. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    A friend of mine’s very long term partner has just left her because on Sunday at a festival, she used a shewee discreetly under her dress in the men’s urinal area, he claims someone videoed her and that it will be on YouTube and she’ll bring shame to his kids.

    I don’t know whether to laugh or go and nut the cunt...
     
  11. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Sorry but WHAT :D
     
  12. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I somehow suspect that isn't the reason
     
  13. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    THIS. I’m AGOG!

    And of course, @lolly , it’s not the reason- he’s looking for an out somehow, but still, to choose THAT :D
     
  14. Indie

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    Never really got hayfever before. Probably not.
     
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    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    This is amazing. Nut the cunt whilst laughing...
     
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  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Best to go and cunt punt him anyway.
     
  17. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    :D
     
  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Best thing about this is the group WhatsApp chat with me and her other best 6 friends and everyone tiptoeing around the fact we all hate him anyway and want rid until my friend Anna wades in with “oh he’s a cunt, no one likes him, you’re better off without him, tell him to do one” :D
     
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  19. octophone

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    Yeah but only optimists would want this shit to go on for any longer than is strictly necessary.
     
  20. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Shame? Honour more likely because that's legendary.
     
  21. big ron

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    What the fuck?!
     
  22. big ron

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    Sometimes you need that one friend, fortunately thats all my friends.
     
  23. big ron

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    But yeah, its 2019, people shouldn't be partnered with people who think they own them. He sounds like a proper cunt. She's best rid.
     
  24. octophone

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    What kind of talk is "bring shame" anyway? Who is this prick, Jacob Rees-Mogg?
     
  25. Floppet

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    Such a shame there are still women in this world who have to pander to utter wankers like this. You'll probably find that he's either been cheating or he has another sap lined up already and this is his way of turning it around in his deluded little mind so eventually he can try to blame her for the split. Her reply should have been "women also have to piss, get over it".
     
  26. Floppet

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    Last night I "treated" the wasp nest over the kitchen window, my outfit was a sight to behold. Jeans over wellies, a Regatta jacket zipped up to the neck with the hood up and everything pulled as tightly closed as it could be, fireproof gloves on and my mum's headnet over the hood of the jacket and cinched around my neck. Sprayed the foam in for ten seconds as directed by the tin and hoped that'd be the end of it.

    Can't even go out of the back door this morning because there are half a million angry wasps going mental out there. Time to ring the council's pest control bloke :D
     
  27. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    He is massively pro-Brexit...

    Just without any of the cash!
     
  28. octophone

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    Well, you've filled their house with foam. If someone did that to you, you'd be outside it going mental as well.
     
  29. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    This is my worst nightmare

    (The wasps, not Floppet in a jacket...)
     
  30. octophone

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    Lord above. Sounds like yr pal is best off well rid right enough.
     
  31. lolly

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    Personally I applaud any woman who can use a she wee without pissing all over herself. It looks like quite the feat, considering men have a far better ability to aim and still spray it about like a tomcat.
     
  32. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Tell me about it. Nasty little cunt that he is.

    The more I think about it, the more it’s actually abuse, isn’t it?
     
  33. big ron

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    Yes.
     
  34. Floppet

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    Something's just occurred to me with regards to your friend @Sheena - are the children shared ones or did he bring them to the relationship from a previous one? Because if they're shared ones and they're of a suitable age your friend should be explaining to them exactly what stunt dad's pulling otherwise there's a chance they'll grow up to think his behaviour is normal and acceptable. Just from what you wrote you know that he'll be slagging her off to them and trying to turn them against her at every opportunity given half the chance.
     
  35. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Coercive control is abuse.
     
  36. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    They’re from this relationship. And both quite young- the eldest is 9.
     
  37. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    He's left the household, though - and not taken the kids?

    I mean I know it sounds glib, but he's probably done her a favour.
     
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    If there's one thing I've come to realise is that straight men are terrible. Don't get me wrong some of my close friends are straight men, but there should be some kind of law against them.
     
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  39. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    As a straight man, I can confirm that we are indeed terrible.

    We're sorry.
     
  40. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Yes he is leaving and leaving the kids.

    I absolutely agree. He’s hideous.
     

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