Tuesday reckons it's something special

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  1. ButterTart

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    Well it's fucking NOT.

    I'm getting bored of all these silly weekdays, I just want Christmas to happen now.
     
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  2. ButterTart

    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    Moopy can’t be arsed with Tuesday either, it seems.
     
  3. octophone

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    Soz. Dark, drizzly, quiet in the office, the people I like most are either off sick or have left...the sadness of things feels a bit chunky on the ol' shoulders today.
     
  4. Lucille

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    Got a little drunk accidentally last night so feeling sorry for myself in bed.
     
  5. Diddy

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    I speed-read that and just assumed you’d shit the bed
     
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    I’m so tired, I got up at 5.30am to go to Kyoto to see the autumn leaves which it turns out were either gone or not there yet (probably the former)

    my friend wanted me to see him en route home, and I left to go home and take a rest before going to dinner with a hot visiting piece (and who turns out to be a late-40s French male friend ugh), but he asked if we can meet earlier so I’m right back out, gonna die
     
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  7. octophone

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    Diddy scat queen.
     
  8. Diddy

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    I don’t LIKE IT!
     
  9. octophone

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    A likely story...

    It's one of the more interesting linguistic turns of the last few years, the increasing popularity of the phrase "shat the bad" when someone has messed something up or something has gone wrong.

    One of our main computer systems was down about a month ago (let's call it DENDEN) and I was on the late shift...so I strolled in, bid my colleagues a polite good morning and was advised "Denden's shat the bed". I was expected to know what this meant and found myself just a mite bewildered.
     
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    Just be jolly careful xxx
     
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    We have the COUNCIL coming round this morning to do health and safety checks because our landlord ‘forgot’ to inform them that five people live in the house now.
     
  12. Star

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    How strange, I speed read and thought he'd wet the bed!
     
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    I recieved a jury citation for the High Court this morning which has put me in a right foul mood.
     
  14. Lucille

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    I regret to inform you that I did not indulge in a PISS AND SHIT SOIRÉE last night.

    Lockdown hangovers really are THE WORST aren’t they? I only had 3 1/2 pints and I feel like a HUSK.
     
  15. Lucille

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    All I want is a greasy spoon breakfast and I can’t!!!
     
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    I'm so ANGRY today!
     
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  17. octophone

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    Say you're self-isolating.
     
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    I've woken up very early for a few days in a row now and its really annoying because it means I'm not getting enough sleep for no reason!
     
  19. Zu-Klara

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    Even worse when they’re combined with lockdown internet hangovers. Honestly my brain can feel ANAGRAMMED
     
  20. Ag

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    I'm looking into PGCEs right now, because I never want to work in an office again and it's time to get a vocational qualification.
     
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    4 WEEKS UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!1!!!
     
  22. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Imagine if you end up working with Seb Flyte.
     
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    Seeing my subject matter it's feasible. However, my narrow goal is to teach adults, so I'd hope not.
     
  24. Diddy

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    Dear diary,

    I went to a gay bar tonight and kissed a boy and I liked it. I didn’t notice any cherry chapstick but he had a hard dick so that’s a result ね?
     
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  25. COB

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    What are the gay bars like there, Dids? A friend of mine who went to Japan said there were specific ones for foreigners and they weren't allowed to go to the other ones, but I'm wondering if that's only in certain areas (they were in Tokyo I THINK).
     
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    It was worth having to run for the last train, even though now I’m sweating like a cornered nun
     
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    oh I didn’t find that, I guess there are more forrenz in Tokyo, or maybe they just looked like awful white people. The bartender liked the white meat I think
     
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    WHEN WILL I GET TO FEEL UP A STRANGERS HARD-ON IN A GAY BAR AGAIN?!? :(
     
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    Honestly since @Dark Carnival mentioned it yesterday I’ve really been pining for the TASTE OF DICK.
     
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  30. Phoenix

    Phoenix Get Well Soon

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    The concept of going to bars and touching strangers feels so novel. Honestly, I’d settle for a coffee shop and no touching but I can’t even have that.
     
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    Freeman Hardy Willis END OF TERM SALE!
     
  32. RJN

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    It's time to become very flexible
     
  33. Phoenix

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    You can’t get covid from sucking dick, I’m sure someone in London has a glory hole.
     
  34. Ag

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    Are glory holes, still a thing?

    Grim.
     
  35. RJN

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    [​IMG]

    Luckily there are special masks just for it
     
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  36. Ag

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    Good to see all the big UK news breaks in America.
     
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    OH I DON’T KNOW. At least you don’t have to speak to them

    I once met someone who had a souvenir cubicle door from an old cottage in his bedroom. This was the one who said CAMPS DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED :)
     
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  38. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    I mean, it's a month to Christmas eve, but unless November has suddenly changed the number days it has, it's a smidge longer than four weeks.
     
  39. RJN

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    This is about the other glamorous meaning of UK, University of Kentucky
     
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    LET HIM DIE!
     

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