Tuesday says “Where you get them jeeeeans?”

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  1. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

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    Morning

    I did the dreaded clothes shopping so I feel a bit less ashamed now. Though I did want to get some NICE pants and a draught excluder and came back empty handed.

    the FIRST pair of jeans I picked up fit perfectly :disco: I don’t think that has EVER happened to me
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Morning. Always buy good jeans. Because they make you feel good when everything else you have is shit. See also sunglasses.
     
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  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Well yesterday’s 15 hour day destroyed me and it’s back to my desk in the next twenty minutes or so to start another one. I guess I haven’t even noticed the world is on lockdown, mind...
     
  4. Diddy

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    I won’t say they are great but they fit and were reasonable. They’ll be better than the ones they are replaced, which have multiples holes worn out in the GUSSET
     
  5. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Ok OK, no need to rub it in our faces that we can't go clothes shopping :argh:
     
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  6. COB

    COB jumped up little prick

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    I don't think I've ever bought a pair of jeans (or any other trousers) that fit perfectly, I always have to get the legs taken up significantly. Oh the perils of being one of Moopy's legendary tiny tots :D
     
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  7. ButterTart

    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    We can go to George @ Asda! Or Tu in Sainsbury’s if we’re feeling fancy.
     
  8. jyxz

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    I once splurged on a pair of Ray Bans as a treat to myself. Needless to say, I wore them a couple of times and they were then lost/stolen.

    Last time I do that!
     
  9. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

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    amen, I’ve got a waist that doesn’t match with my stumpy legs and thunder thighs, so this is a miracle

    I went today because yesterday was a national holiday and I didn’t want to go when it’s crowded, cases are spiking right now :/
     
  10. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    I actually don't wear jeans anymore
     
  11. Tisch

    Tisch Tizzy

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    Jeans are fine for me if I get a short or a 30 leg. Shirts are a struggle though as I evidently have short T-Rex arms :zombie:
     
  12. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

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    I guess we don’t have to talk about how 80% of jeans in this obese world are Slim or Skinny, I’m clearly neither of those, so I have to get Straight! The very IDEA
     
  13. Iguana

    Iguana To take your word, I had to steal it

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    I do wonder why so many jeans seem to be Skinny fit. Which skinny queens are BUYING them?

    Even when I was a stick thin teen, I always had quite thick legs so the one time I tried to get some on, it did NOT go well
     
  14. Soldi

    Soldi THUNDER AND GLORIA!

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    Someone brought me some STRAIGHT FIT jeans for Christmas and I looked DREADFUL when I put them on. Slim fit all the way.
     
  15. ZenGiraffe

    ZenGiraffe Anum Rapax

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    I am also a slim jean person.

    If you don't need cut out of them at the end of the day, then you just aren't dedicated enough to the craft.
     
  16. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    I dare not even try slim fit jeans. My cycling legs would look ridiculous even if they managed to fit.

    loose fit ftw.
     
  17. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    Morning girls, I have my dreaded zoom call at 1, I had 2 dreams last night where I died (plane crash and nuclear attack respectively) and one dream featuring @Nancy (we were flatmate’s in WEYMOUTH) which are surely GOOD SIGNS.
     
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    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    The plane crash was particularly traumatic as I survive the landing but then drown when the plane filled with water!
     
  19. Soldi

    Soldi THUNDER AND GLORIA!

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    I only had a dream of the PERVERT teacher from school :( I’d take the plane crash one over that.
     
  20. jivafox

    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    I always survive plane crashes in dreams and then die afterwards. I WONDER WHAT IT MEANS.

    I can also only wear skinny jeans as I am skinny bitch - size 6 women’s only for me :(
     
  21. Soldi

    Soldi THUNDER AND GLORIA!

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    I always wake up before all the good dreams end.
     
  22. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    That you've watched Final Destination far too many times.
     
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  23. Diddy

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    Thinking about @Iguana and his thick legs now :horny:
     
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  24. RaspberrySwirl

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    The jeans I wear (which I rarely do) nowadays are 90’s fit.

    Black and darker denim during winter/fall. And some less loose fits.

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  25. Diddy

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    I did see some slim fit “ultra stretch”, I should’ve tried them. Let’s see how ultra they mean :D
     
  26. ButterTart

    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    I’ve got some slim fit for if I’m going somewhere fancy like a restaurant or an inquest, but the majority are either straight leg or giant flappy skater jeans I’m far too old to still be wearing.
     
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  27. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    I miss bootcut jeans for us thunderthighed ladies :(

    I just don't wear them at all now
     
  28. Tisch

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    We went on holiday a few years ago and he forgot ALL HIS SHORTS so borrowed mine. I think he somehow ripped three pairs. I still don't really know HOW.
     
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    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    Iguana:

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  30. RJN

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    These are exactly the kind of jeans I keep on trying on and putting back when they look terrible on me. I just think they're so cool looking but I can't make them work
     
  31. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Shoes and jeans for me. Don't care about sunglasses (other than the UV protection), because I know I'll only sit on them or lose them anyway.
     
  32. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    :(

    Some fucker has got a fire key and has been in to my (secure) building and stole my new gay interest only t shirt
     
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  33. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    Apparently he’s known to the building

    lovely :)
     
  34. Lucille

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    Sorry what?
     
  35. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    Someone broke in and only stole a t-shirt?
     
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  36. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    ALSO this is now the second theft since I lived in London for 2 months after someone stole the front wheel of my bike

    Is there an I Hate Londoners thread :eyes:
     
  37. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    he stole the mail. Royal Mail just deliver it to the front bit. I was out on Saturday when it was delivered but have since found out it was stolen.

    I think he also stole my Christmas gift from my mum :(
     
  38. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    Aawwww, I LOVE THIS!
     
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  39. RaspberrySwirl

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    I think it’s just a matter of getting used to them.
     
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  40. ButterTart

    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    I think there’s a lesson to be learned here about never going to London under any circumstances.
     
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