Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Shirley, Aug 13, 2019.
Working from home today, which usually goes one of two ways: Either i get shitloads done because nobody's bothering me, or I do fuck all because nobody's around to watch me. Seems like today is one of the latter.
I'm going to WORK AT HOME in a BIG WAY when I get sent back to my old office as I can't face BUILDING NOISE plus MADAM wasting endless time by INTERFERING with the progress of the refurbishment. NO WE CHOSE THESE LED LIGHTS I SPENT THREE DAYS COMBING THE WEB FOR THEM THESE ARE AT THE WRONG ANGLE AND HAVE THE WRONG COLOUR LIGHT ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC
At least all I have to deal with here is SEAN who seems to think that he is typing on a 50S TYPEWRITER and not a HIGHLY TOUCH-SENSITIVE MODERN KEYBOARD *WHAM BAM BAM BAM*
Turns out the wanker I was dissing on Saturday also has an array of Hawaiian shirts. The dickhead column is seriously filling up with ticks.
Husband has gone back to work today. So far I’ve walked the dog and sat on the sofa drinking tea.
Hosting dinner tonight so need to get shopping, cooking and cleaning like a good hausfrau.
Le menu ~
Roasted garlic and marrow soup
Fish pie with greens
Coffee and chocolats
God I hate marrow
The rest sounds delightful, though.
I just need to use it up. Surely it’ll just bulk out the soup and taste of nothing?
Oh I love marrow. It was a staple of our allotment fed childhood.
I'm really fucking tired post weekend and really fucking busy. The best of combos.
Well that trip to the doctors was POINTLESS. So much for NURSE PRACTITIONERS.
This Nora Quoirin story is so horrible
I got the job!
(That no-one here knew I’d applied for)
The dad is a weirdo. Wouldn't be surprised if he had something to do with it.
I just keep thinking of Nora Flynn from Prisoner Cell Block H.
Honestly if you can't read things unless you TAKE YOUR GLASSES OFF and bend over so that your head is THREE INCHES AWAY from your desk then MAYBE it's time to INVEST in some NEW SPECTACLES.
I'm just SAYING
What about if I can only read it if I pin it up on the other side of the room?
Then all that tramping about will keep you NICE AND TRIM. All that BENDING OVER on the other hand is not only RATHER ANNOYING but will surely lead to BACK PAIN, DEPRESSION and ALARS SUICIDE.
Is that one of those funny yoghurts full of friendly bacteria?
Something like that. Try on a pair of +1.50 reading glasses and you'll see the tiniest bacteria. Then go get your eyes tested properly
Oh good, a pair of pound shop glasses will sort it.
The pound shop sell glasses?
Jesus, I’ve heard it all now.
If not pound shops, you can certainly get them for a few quid in places like Home Bargains.
I get mine in Wilkos. I'm so TIGHT that I recently cannibalized two knackered pairs to make one functional pair
I had you down as being short sighted?
I got my reading glasses from the optician, even though she told me I could get them from Poundland!
I don't mess about when it comes to eyesight...
It genuinely is better to get them from the opticians, they take so many more measurements into account. It's like wearing a custom made suit rather than a generic shop bought one. There are however a few cases where the shop bought ones will work just as well.
Remember i tole you I only wear them with me contacts
I've never been to an optician.
*watches @Star explode*
THAT explains why you're here. You think this is a grey hat site when in fact it's a gay chat site.
Should've gone to Specsavers