Tuesday will be worse off under every scenario of Brexit

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  1. Ag

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    Morning!
     
  2. big ron

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    3 minutes post meridiem thank you very much.

    I slipped over in a cartoon style this morning and now my wrist hurts. HMPH.
     
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    Mr M has decided to spend a small fortune on SILKEN GARMENTS and I am FURIOUS. the set is admittedly very pretty but I fear he's convinced he'll look like the handsome boy in the photo

    TRY AGAIN SWEET CHEEKS
     
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  6. Ag

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    Not quite a heist, but my friend and her family where held hostage by an armed ex soldier somewhere in deepest Suffolk, when she was a child. It's one of my favourite stories, the best bit is when the kids were watching their own house on the local TV news.
     
  7. Phoenix

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    What sort of silk garments? Is it a nightgown or a blouse? Show pics plz so I can judge.
     
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    That would be a good party story.
     
  9. Mats

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    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1...08.04-ALLATSEA3781_1024x1024.jpg?v=1482318054 (nipple alert)

    I guess you could say it's a nightgown (or summerwear for those two days of the year we're above 25 degrees here) in two parts (kimono and shorts). if he made a living I wouldn't mind but we're both still students, he goes into minus every month to cover basic expenses and wants to go to Paris for Easter, so suddenly forking out £500 for a sultry suit feels a little out of place
     
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    Following on from yesterday vapour rub chat, I just accidentally took a sip of hot water with olbas oil. It was horrifying. I can't get rid of the taste.
     
  11. Phoenix

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    I mean they look nice but they are essentially pajamas, so he can't even go out in them (or maybe he does, what do I know about fashion)
     
  12. Ag

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    I don't think that boy is especially handsome. He looks him from the Office and Pirate OTC.

    Also £500??
     
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    I bought the wife something similar from victoria secret for about 50 quid.
     
  14. Mats

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    link please xoxo
     
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    how Asian
     
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    I don't have any "lingerie". I have "shapewear". :shy:
     
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    Anyway, I have fucked today off. Horrible dreams = awake until 2 = alarm told to fuck right off = got up just after midday.
     
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    I think I've just had one of those infamous sideways shits. Oww. Fuck karma.
     
  20. Ag

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    OMG
     
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    How do you do that? Teach me senpai
     
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    I really don't want to do it again...it was like shitting a hammerhead shark.
     
  26. Ag

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    Whilst I feel your pain, I am delighted that I hadn't made it up!
     
  27. octophone

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    Literally the only way I can describe what happened.
     
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    Is a sideways shit one that takes ages to get out, is incredibly painful all the way through and finally comes out round like a tennis ball making your bunghole feel like it's been ripped open? If not, could one of you please clarify the meaning of sideways shit because I'd like to add it to my repertoire.
     
  29. octophone

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    This did not come out round but felt as if it was. Therefore, logically, it must have come out sideways. I can think of no other explanation.
     
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    In similar news I've had a burning arsehole all day from the chilli sauce on last night's vegan burger. Back to meat tonight then.
     
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    I've recovered from my poo-related trauma and actually managed to do some decent work on some new music. Wanting to make a massive get-knotted synth drone album. So far, so good.
     

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